"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

30 Apr 19
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Don't you love Hitler, Phil?
 
30 Apr 19
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Don't you love Hitler, Phil?
Phil knows nothing of firearms.
Buying a .40 in 2019 is giggles.
Ill spare ammo sperging but it's a dead pointless round. Some may disagree but let's be real.

Phil will never buy it can't own it afford it or shoot it.

My daily is a real big boy gun a 10m. G20 because not only do i have a dick, it's huge.
 
Phil knows nothing of firearms.
Buying a .40 in 2019 is giggles.
Ill spare ammo sperging but it's a dead pointless round. Some may disagree but let's be real.

Phil will never buy it can't own it afford it or shoot it.

My daily is a real big boy gun a 10m. G20 because not only do i have a dick, it's huge.

Screw Glock 20. The only propah 10mm is a Bren Ten. Because Miami Vice. Take notes Phil.
 
Screw Glock 20. The only propah 10mm is a Bren Ten. Because Miami Vice. Take notes Phil.

It really bummed me out that Vltor never finished making those new BREN 10s. However, when I finally get a modern 10mm I'll likely get either one of the Dan Wessons or the SIG P220 Legion.

Of course, I doubt Phil knows fuck-all about what we're talking about. All of his firearms knowledge comes from shitty pop culture.
 
The thing I like about Phil is that everything he does he does late and at a time when nobody cares.

He became a troon and it’s really no longer the cool hip thing. Top it off, only people that care are other troons. Got his bits rearranged for nothing.

Gets a “gun” to protect against a kiwi farms attack that was never going to happen. Not a single one of his friends cared he was scared and his roommate is conveniently using it as a reason to gtfo.

Gets into Antifa with thousands of dollars in tattoos and merch. Not only is antifa old news, literally nobody gives a shit.
 
The thing I like about Phil is that everything he does he does late and at a time when nobody cares.

He became a troon and it’s really no longer the cool hip thing. Top it off, only people that care are other troons. Got his bits rearranged for nothing.

Gets a “gun” to protect against a kiwi farms attack that was never going to happen. Not a single one of his friends cared he was scared and his roommate is conveniently using it as a reason to gtfo.

Gets into Antifa with thousands of dollars in tattoos and merch. Not only is antifa old news, literally nobody gives a shit.
Phil's always late because he's retarded.
 
Wouldn't surprise me if Phil did secretly admire Adolf Hitler. Phil is a little jackbooted thug wannabe with fascist leanings, loves uniforms, and hates black people and Jews.

As I recall, Phil used to post Nazi fetish shit because of course he would. Of course he plays it down these days but I suspect deep down inside he's still enamored with fascism.


Yeah, I expected Phil to shit post for May Day. Of course I was sort of hoping we'd get some more autistic cosplay but I guess we'll have to wait for that. Still disappointed he didn't do anything for Walpurgisnacht though. Guess he's really given up on the witch thing. Maybe he'll surprise us with a sudden conversion in time for Ramadan though.

The thing I like about Phil is that everything he does he does late and at a time when nobody cares.

This. I've said before but its fascinating because Phil loves to hop onto youth trends, but he can't think for himself, so he has to wait and see what the groupthink says about a particular issue before taking a position. Its really funny because Phil always winds up being late on everything, and autistically obsessing over it long after its actually relevant

He became a troon and it’s really no longer the cool hip thing. Top it off, only people that care are other troons. Got his bits rearranged for nothing.

Well Phil never got his dick snipped, but yeah every loser on the internet seems to go the troon route when they realize they're losers. I think it's funny because he seems to suffer under the delusion that we are scared and/or jealous, as if the whole troon thing made him (or anyone else) anything other than a laughing stock.

Gets into Antifa with thousands of dollars in tattoos and merch. Not only is antifa old news, literally nobody gives a shit.

And when he realizes antifa is no longer "cool" or even socially relevant, the chimpout will be hilarious. He'll be stuck with antifa tattoos and crap while everyone else moves on to... fuck if I know, but no doubt something equally stupid. Sort of like all his bicycle shit.
 
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