DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Kosher Dill]

I wouldn't go out in public looking like dsp.

In fairness, neither does he.

 

[ZehnBoat]

DSP says that he would be one of the top streamers on Twitch if he had jumped off of Youtube 2 years earlier.

and let me guess, it's the trolls fault he didn't?

 

[Salubrious]

and let me guess, it's the trolls fault he didn't?

I was only half paying attention, but this one sounds like Youtube's fault.

DSP was making mad bank off Youtube, and then those dumb programmers with their book smarts and no street smarts changed their algorithms and fucked DSP over.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Remind me again why do people toss him a dollar to get LEANIN MANUAL BANNED?

Phil:

No I feel nothing, I got numb from this, a bunch of idiot braindead detractors

Which exceptional individuals of you guys just GIFTED @actually a sub???

Guys now we know which idiot got scammed for buying Phil's portal gun

According to DSP, a long-time, loyal, trustworthy Fan that represents his fanbase

Welp, I present to you,

ScreamGhost,

A 23 year old unemployed Gay Furry

Truly representing DSP's main fanbase alright

 

[gaarashatan]

Guys now we know which idiot got scammed for buying Phil's portal gun

According to DSP, a long-time, loyal, trustworthy Fan that represents his fanbase

Welp, I present to you,

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ScreamGhost,

A 23 year old unemployed Gay Furry

Truly representing DSP's main fanbase alright


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i always knew phils fanbase were a bunch of gay furry loving autistic looking weirdos.

fucking
knew
it

 

[Draza]

Guys now we know which idiot got scammed for buying Phil's portal gun

According to DSP, a long-time, loyal, trustworthy Fan that represents his fanbase

Welp, I present to you,

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ScreamGhost,

A 23 year old unemployed Gay Furry

Truly representing DSP's main fanbase alright


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Holy fuck it's a alien.

 

[Hungerdunger]

I get the impression kat knows how to take care of the thing, so i think it should be ok. that being said, why is she agreeing to lock it in the room all day? and afaik the nook doesnt have a door, its basically part of the bedroom, so are they going to put up a gate to keep it confied to that nook? or are they just putting hte litter box and food in there? (WHY? stupid, put the litterbox in the fucking laundry room or spare bathroom)

the cat doesnt need to be locked in a room though, period. first week or two, sure. first month while they are sleeping? ok i can deal with that. but once the cat is used to the house there is no reason to not let it roam free. its not going to destroy anything, he is such a fucking tool

Have you seen the mess of cab!ing in Phi!'s office? One mis-timed tail twitch could bring a TV down on the poor cat. Place is a filthy death trap.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

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Pecs


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And now we have confirmation that Dave is the jiggliest of fat guys.

Guys now we know which idiot got scammed for buying Phil's portal gun

According to DSP, a long-time, loyal, trustworthy Fan that represents his fanbase

Welp, I present to you,

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ScreamGhost,

A 23 year old unemployed Gay Furry

Truly representing DSP's main fanbase alright


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Shit. I got nothing. I guess they deserve each other.

 

[Wing Zero]

Guys now we know which idiot got scammed for buying Phil's portal gun

According to DSP, a long-time, loyal, trustworthy Fan that represents his fanbase

Welp, I present to you,

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ScreamGhost,

A 23 year old unemployed Gay Furry

Truly representing DSP's main fanbase alright


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That sums up Phil's fanbase so perfectly it fucking hurts. He's even "soft emo", just to complete the package...

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Guys now we know which idiot got scammed for buying Phil's portal gun

According to DSP, a long-time, loyal, trustworthy Fan that represents his fanbase

Welp, I present to you,

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ScreamGhost,

A 23 year old unemployed Gay Furry

Truly representing DSP's main fanbase alright


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Why the fuck is Piggy shocked about what it looks like? Did that asshole buy it and then immediately stuff it in a closet after he opened the shipping box?

 

[Comma]

DSP says that he would be one of the top streamers on Twitch if he had jumped off of Youtube 2 years earlier.

and let me guess, it's the trolls fault he didn't?

I was only half paying attention, but this one sounds like Youtube's fault.

DSP was making mad bank off Youtube, and then those dumb programmers with their book smarts and no street smarts changed their algorithms and fucked DSP over.

Here's the clip:

(I left in the part of him ranting about how he died because the game cheated him on purpose. I thought it resembled the way he handles IRL stuff quite closely, as he would show immediately after that)

Quotes:

- 'If had started full-time on Twitch sooner, let's say between 2014-2015, and it became my focus and I made it all interactive, I think that I could've ended up being HUGE. I could've been one of the bigger Twitch streamers.'

- 'The people who really are the biggest people on Twitch are either people who jump on FADS or people who have been doing it forever. And I'm not either.'

For someone who shits on people regularly for seeing the world too "black and white", he sure has a very simplistic view on how to be succesful on Twitch. And I love how you can almost taste the pure hate he has for Ninja when he says "fads", because we all know he's sneak-referring to him when he says stuff like this. He really, really despises that guy, doesn't he?
And again: he is bad-mouthing colleagues directly by saying you can only get big on Twitch by either jumping on fads or simply being a long-time streamer, which basically is the same as saying that there are no talented people who use their skills and/or nice personalities to make it big.

Jealousy is a motherfucker.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Is phils computer made by fucking Orks or something, you can probably put a computer into the vacuum of space and it will still work but he thinks some bog standard air con is going to fuck his shit up? I want whatever he's smoking...

I have no idea how the specs of an orkish computer would look like, but there is probably some sick magical metal that cools down/freezes everything it touches. If not then the vacuum of space would do quite the opposite.
A switched on PC would generate energy and loses some in the form of heat, hardly preventable. There are several methods to cool it down again but the general physical process is just thermodynamics: Heat in one medium travels to a cooler medium.
And there you have the whole problem if you just put a PC in space and expect it to suddenly freeze up to a chunk of ice like in movies and games: There is no medium in space. All the heat keeps trapped in the PC (and only gets slowly lost due to radiation which is not very effective). Speaking of radiation, the sun also bombards your PC with all sorts of them. So your PC would probably destroy itself pretty fast, if not for the sick work of the Orks.

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That's really cute. He feels attacked by someone else's name and gets defensive. He is so easy to trigger.

Also, he is REALLY that parody of himself.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

- 'If had started full-time on Twitch sooner, let's say between 2014-2015...'

...my back taxes to the state of Washington would have been an insurmountable debt that I would have to have pawned off on my fans.

You ain't lying.

And I doubt he'd need to use the large box, so it's closer to $8 or $15

This is from Renton to Bangor, ME

I'm not familiar with collectible statues/figures. There's no way any of them would way more than 20 lbs right? That seems to be the only caveat to the it fits it ships program.

Which exceptional individuals of you guys just GIFTED @actually a sub???

That actually happened once before a few months ago. IIRC actually actually said it actually was not actually actually.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Guys now we know which idiot got scammed for buying Phil's portal gun

According to DSP, a long-time, loyal, trustworthy Fan that represents his fanbase

Welp, I present to you,

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ScreamGhost,

A 23 year old unemployed Gay Furry

Truly representing DSP's main fanbase alright


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Also:

 

[Sparkletor]

Imagine Phil ten years ago. Alpha male. Pro video game player. He's not afraid to call people faggots. He's a manly man and a body builder. He hangs around other alpha male Street Fighter players, not nerds like the AVGN or Nostalgia Critic. Those two dudes are huge fags. So is Justin Bieber. Any fucking fags try to friend him on Xbox can get pwned.

Phil today. The people who adore and look up to Phil and make up his core fan base include blind people, actually mentally retärded people, open homosexuals, closeted homosexuals, homosexuals who claim they aren't gay because Neggy is a girl, furries, men who want to see Phil's feet, men who want to see Phil shower, and men who abandoned Phil when he went and married a female.

This is what Phil's content attracts. The gays. Perhaps constantly talking about dicks and balls and telling everyone how much he loves watching sweaty oily muscular men in Speedos wrestle gave people the wrong idea.

Edit to add:

Also:

Is he saying he is a man who thinks he is a woman who wants to be a man?

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Is he saying he is a man who thinks he is a woman who wants to be a man?

I think that is the case but who knows?
In some other pics, he actually seems to have the physique of a woman (kinda).

Edit:
I'm pretty sure she is female

 

[Providence Backing_21]

Here's the clip:

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(I left in the part of him ranting about how he died because the game cheated him on purpose. I thought it resembled the way he handles IRL stuff quite closely, as he would show immediately after that)

Quotes:

- 'If had started full-time on Twitch sooner, let's say between 2014-2015, and it became my focus and I made it all interactive, I think that I could've ended up being HUGE. I could've been one of the bigger Twitch streamers.'

- 'The people who really are the biggest people on Twitch are either people who jump on FADS or people who have been doing it forever. And I'm not either.'

For someone who shits on people regularly for seeing the world too "black and white", he sure has a very simplistic view on how to be succesful on Twitch. And I love how you can almost taste the pure hate he has for Ninja when he says "fads", because we all know he's sneak-referring to him when he says stuff like this. He really, really despises that guy, doesn't he?
And again: he is bad-mouthing colleagues directly by saying you can only get big on Twitch by either jumping on fads or simply being a long-time streamer, which basically is the same as saying that there are no talented people who use their skills and/or nice personalities to make it big.

Jealousy is a motherfucker.

I always view a rant like this about YouTube and how he loves twitch so much more, but now would be bigger there if he left YouTube earlier. Being a it's his fans fault they had to tell him go back to twitch, switch to stream labs over Muxy. If they didn't hold his hand all the time he'd fall flat on his face.

 

[rubynutmeg]

Okay, more about cats. I've had cats ever since I was a kid. I've never seen a cat chew electrical wires. I'm sure anything is possible, but cats don't generally just chew on stuff. They aren't like rodents where they need to chew stuff to prevent their teeth from growi g through their skull. They aren't like puppies that put everything in their mouth hoping it is food. To say a kitten would destroy his home by chewing wires seems ignorant to me.

Don't get me wrong though, a cat can wreck stuff up. Cats like to sharpen their claws by scratching stuff. A cat might damage the couch or wooden surfaces, but would not scratch electrical cords.

Phil claims he does not know cats since he didn't have any before. We know he live with his parents at the start of his YouTube career 10 years ago, making him at least 25 or 26. We see his parents have multiple cats during the say goodbye to Connecticut videos. Are we to believe that his parents only got cats after Phil left? Or is it likely that they had cats but Phil was so self centered that he never interacted with them? He did completely forget he had ever seen Sammy the cat despite having video evidence of the contrary. Phil also allegedly visited his parents regularly and would have seen him. This seems odd since Phil has a history of "loving animals", trips to zoos and aquariums, enjoying the backyard "wildlife", and going to pet stores regularly.

On another note, anyone who thinks about calling animal control on Phil is wasting their time. They have bigger issues to deal with, actual animal bloodsports, people starving their pets, animal hoarding, illegal puppy mills, etc. Keeping a cat locked in the bedroom is not considered abuse or neglect. Autists called animal control on Amberlynn and they did nothing so I doubt they would do anything to Philip. Plus I hear everyone at animal control are huge fans ever since Heavy Rain and love his content.

Cats can definitely chew on cables. Normally kittens do it, and then they grow out of it. The two I currently have were terrible for chewing cables when they were kittens, but they (mostly) grew out of it. They'll occasionally try to chew my phone charger's cable, but give up without a fuss if I tell them off.

Also, getting an older cat is actually safer in a lot of ways. You pretty much know what you're getting, because their personality has developed. With a kitten, it's anyone's guess.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Haven't you guys ever heard of a heat sink? Where as a normal sink dispenses water, a heat sink dispenses heat, so the components don't freeze up. You guys clearly don't know what you're talking about, maybe if you had a 10 year legacy of earning your A+ certification (like I do) you'd know these things.

3:38 for the time stamp

Computers are supposed to be refrigerated. According to this guy I know.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Why the fuck is Piggy shocked about what it looks like? Did that asshole buy it and then immediately stuff it in a closet after he opened the shipping box?

Probably hyping up the portal gun so the buyer doesnt get buyers remorse.

Anyone wanna take bets that dsp overcharged for his shit?