Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[MysticMisty]

There are people that have similar bodies, but they are incredibly rare, even in Ghana which is more predisposed to this, these women are considered exceptionally genetically gifted and are offered modelling or tv contracts immediately. I suppose the Kardashians and the growing plastic surgery market now make these things seem within reach for people.

That's not an ass that's a fucking platform.

 

[ILovePudding]

That's not an ass that's a fucking platform.

The poop deck.

 

[Medicated]

That's not an ass that's a fucking platform.

It was quite the rage back in europe around the 1800's. Entrepreneurs had travelling exhibits and showed off some of the unusual people they found, known today as "travelling freak shows". Funnily enough it was freed african slaves she was under the employ of who told her she could make money travelling to europe. Alongside others such as men with gigantism, and people with dwarfism. This was the entertainment of those days.

French anatomist Henri Marie Ducrotay de Blainville published notes on her dissection in 1816, which were republished by Georges Cuvier in the Memoires du Museum d'Histoire Naturelle in 1817. Cuvier, who had met Baartman, notes in his monograph that its subject was an intelligent woman with an excellent memory, particularly for faces. In addition to her native tongue, she spoke fluent Dutch, passable English, and a smattering of French. He describes her shoulders and back as "graceful", arms "slender", hands and feet as "charming" and "pretty". He adds she was adept at playing the jew's harp,[23] could dance according to the traditions of her country, and had a lively personality.[24]

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

It was quite the rage back in europe around the 1800's. Entrepreneurs had travelling exhibits and showed off some of the unusual people they found, known today as "travelling freak shows". Funnily enough it was freed african slaves she was under the employ of who told her she could make money travelling to europe. Alongside others such as men with gigantism, and people with dwarfism. This was the entertainment of those days.

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French anatomist Henri Marie Ducrotay de Blainville published notes on her dissection in 1816, which were republished by Georges Cuvier in the Memoires du Museum d'Histoire Naturelle in 1817. Cuvier, who had met Baartman, notes in his monograph that its subject was an intelligent woman with an excellent memory, particularly for faces. In addition to her native tongue, she spoke fluent Dutch, passable English, and a smattering of French. He describes her shoulders and back as "graceful", arms "slender", hands and feet as "charming" and "pretty". He adds she was adept at playing the jew's harp,[23] could dance according to the traditions of her country, and had a lively personality.[24]

The pictures used to be in older(from the 60's-70's) Encyclopedias under "hottentot", Venus pictured above was a hottentot though that is considered a racial slur now. I don't remember the name of the genetic abnormality that causes that, it had a pretty interesting effect on how it allowed the body to grow.

Another picture that is pretty funny.

The cultural context of the woman admiring her knees have been lost.

 

[Medicated]

The pictures used to be in older(from the 60's-70's) Encyclopedias under "hottentot", Venus pictured above was a hottentot though that is considered a racial slur now. I don't remember the name of the genetic abnormality that causes that, it had a pretty interesting effect on how it allowed the body to grow.

I personally believe that its not a "genetic abnormality" as doctors would say, I think it's simply the genetics of the ethnic group. If you see a white girl with a big gut you don't go "oh no what genetic abnormality is that" you just say she is fat because her genetics tell her body to store the fat mostly in the midsection. And thats the more common place it happens.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Julia Volkova

 

[Recoil]

Julia Volkova
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That one triggered me. Great metaphor for how a certain lifestyle and world can poison you from the inside out.
It should be said that truly high end plastic surgeons DO exist and they won't do operations that don't appear natural. It's FAR more expensive to hire an ethical, aesthetically enlightened surgeon & there are fewer of them in the world than you might believe.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Julia Volkova
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That right there is a goddamned shame. She was such a pretty girl. Ugh. I'll never understand it.

 

[Medicated]

That one triggered me. Great metaphor for how a certain lifestyle and world can poison you from the inside out.
It should be said that truly high end plastic surgeons DO exist and they won't do operations that don't appear natural. It's FAR more expensive to hire an ethical, aesthetically enlightened surgeon & there are fewer of them in the world than you might believe.

The stupid thing is how everyone starts to look the same.

Kim Kardashian and Kamilla Osman

Kim Zolciak and her adpoted daughter Brielle.

 

[JaneThough]

Brielle is her birth daughter. Kroy Bierman adopted her.

 

[Brain Power]

I'll never understand the appeal of sausage lips.

 

[Recoil]

The stupid thing is how everyone starts to look the same.

Kim Kardashian and Kamilla Osman
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Kim Zolciak and her adpoted daughter Brielle.
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William gibson had a good line in Neuromancer about how in the future, affordable plastic surgery would make people look like "an inoffensive distillation of the season's current media stars" or something like that. It's coming troo.

I'll never understand the appeal of sausage lips.

It's supposedly an evolutionary mating thing, full lips are a 'genital echo' of engorged labia.

 

[Whatthefuck]

William gibson had a good line in Neuromancer about how in the future, affordable plastic surgery would make people look like "an inoffensive distillation of the season's current media stars" or something like that. It's coming troo.


It's supposedly an evolutionary mating thing, full lips are a 'genital echo' of engorged labia.

Naturally large lips are lovely. It's when these turds get those implants and start looking like a caricature of Daffy Duck we run into problems. I just will never understand the impulse to do that to yourself when it can go so horribly wrong. Look at Meg Ryan. It killed her entire career.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I personally believe that its not a "genetic abnormality" as doctors would say, I think it's simply the genetics of the ethnic group. If you see a white girl with a big gut you don't go "oh no what genetic abnormality is that" you just say she is fat because her genetics tell her body to store the fat mostly in the midsection. And thats the more common place it happens.

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No, it only hits some and it makes the ass grow in a weird way. Looked it up and it is a genetic trait that hasn't been studied much.
Old photo, no butt surgery here, not just being fat like the picture above. edit: it's called steatopygia and it also involves a four inch labia, according to old sources, that might be a bit racist.

Something similar is lipedema, adipose tissue grows abnormally in the lower body and I think a lot of fluid is gathered there as well. It can be very painful and fuck up blood circulation iirc.

This woman with lipedema got popular on Instagram a couple of years ago, Raylynn.

I'm using that picture because

1. lipedema can be fucking gnarly to look at,
2. there's mostly medical picture to be found and that brings us back to 1.
3. she's wearing pants. iirc it gets pretty lumpy under there and that brings us back to 1. yet again.

 

[Whatthefuck]

No, it only hits some and it makes the ass grow in a weird way. Looked it up and it is a genetic trait that hasn't been studied much.
Old photo, no butt surgery here, not just being fat like the picture above. edit: it's called steatopygia and it also involves a four inch labia, according to old sources, that might be a bit racist.
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Something similar is lipedema, adipose tissue grows abnormally in the lower body and I think a lot of fluid is gathered there as well. It can be very painful and fuck up blood circulation iirc.

This woman with lipedema got popular on Instagram a couple of years ago, Raylynn.
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I'm using that picture because

1. lipedema can be fucking gnarly to look at,
2. there's mostly medical picture to be found and that brings us back to 1.
3. she's wearing pants. iirc it gets pretty lumpy under there and that brings us back to 1. yet again.

Now this gal could just get lipo and that would actually be a good use of plastic surgery. I wonder why she didn't or if she has since?

 

[Pina Colada]

Now this gal could just get lipo and that would actually be a good use of plastic surgery. I wonder why she didn't or if she has since?

I believe she set up a donation page to fund her lipo surgery.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I believe she set up a donation page to fund her lipo surgery.

In the years preceding that I think she made money off of it, or maybe not, but I got that feeling when she gained a ton of attention. It's not even a bad idea, she could corner an incredible niche fetish market combined with daytime TV appearances.

 

[Medicated]

Now this gal could just get lipo and that would actually be a good use of plastic surgery. I wonder why she didn't or if she has since?

In the years preceding that I think she made money off of it, or maybe not, but I got that feeling when she gained a ton of attention. It's not even a bad idea, she could corner an incredible niche fetish market combined with daytime TV appearances.

She makes far more money charging for her premium snapchat, and gets to pick and choose guys from the followers she has, shes not going to get lipo.

No, it only hits some and it makes the ass grow in a weird way. Looked it up and it is a genetic trait that hasn't been studied much.
Old photo, no butt surgery here, not just being fat like the picture above. edit: it's called steatopygia and it also involves a four inch labia, according to old sources, that might be a bit racist.

I'm just very leery of Doctors trying to label something a "condition" that needs to be "corrected". That's how we have "corrective gender re-assignment surgery" these days.

Even for something like breast reductions, you go to medical website and find the Doctors file it under a condition called "Macromastia" which obviously needs correcting, thats what surgeons are for, right?

Spoiler

Look at this before pic, obviously she has some kind of condition that needs to be corrected. As far as I see, the surgeons are playing both sides of the field. Either you don't have the ideal body, or you have a condition. Each are trying to look like the other.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

pretty sure 'macromastia' exists so women can get breast reductions covered by insurance because 'back pain' is pretty vague

 

[Whatthefuck]

She makes far more money charging for her premium snapchat, and gets to pick and choose guys from the followers she has, shes not going to get lipo.

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I'm just very leery of Doctors trying to label something a "condition" that needs to be "corrected". That's how we have "corrective gender re-assignment surgery" these days.

Even for something like breast reductions, you go to medical website and find the Doctors file it under a condition called "Macromastia" which obviously needs correcting, thats what surgeons are for, right?

Spoiler

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Look at this before pic, obviously she has some kind of condition that needs to be corrected. As far as I see, the surgeons are playing both sides of the field. Either you don't have the ideal body, or you have a condition. Each are trying to look like the other.

I get that sis is making bank, but it doesn't seem healthy. In her case she should maybe do something about it. It's not really a cosmetic thing for me as a you're retaining entirely too much fluid and you could develop heart failure and you should really get a handle on that. But, she wouldn't be the first SM personality to sacrifice her health for those sweet fetish bux.