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Mr.PiggyOinkOink said:
Everyone’s shit on projared, DSP has been gloating all night like he was personally involved. He couldn’t make it anymore obvious he got some movement in the pants about being part of the cool kid mob, it’s just goofy and classic dark running a joke into the ground.
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<insert one of DSP's numerous rants on the toxicity of Youtube and how it thrives on drama nowadays >
 
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Freshtodeath said:
When will dsp have a projared moment? Or is the DSP autism vortex immune to divorce?
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DSP can't have a ProJared moment. Let's say Phil cheats on Kat with a friend's girlfriend. He'll just stream his next stream, tell people not to talk about it and that'll be it. What gives Phil his roach-like abilities is his refusal to let anything stop him from doing what he does, besides money.
It's like the WWE hosting shows in Saudi Arabia. People got on their asses hard last year about it, they ignored it, took the Saudi money and at the end of the day the noise quieted down and people moved onto the next outrage. Now they're doing 2 or 3 shows in Saudi Arabia this year and nobody could care less.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOink said:
This dude lmao, 2:30AM acting like he’s on top of the world while simultaneously playing the victim.

He also pinned that tweet of him jerking it because he was so proud of people actually responding positively to him, while I’m more confused by what’s so great about that tweet

“I’m still here and you won’t be” right...you’re still here because you’ve been accepted as an internet joke for years and nobody really cares what you do anymore, people have become numb to your shit. You just kinda exist in your own corner of the Internet where nobody cares enough about what you do.

Internet scandals like this are a big deal because the shit head in question has a large fanbase/is considered a decent person, you’re basically admitting to not being either

And as far as any major scandals in real life...well of course none happen involving you, you only leave the house once a week under adult supervision. Congrats, a true hermit has never cheated on his significant other, i’m sure it was hard to resist the urge.

Well like any other internet scandal my favorite part of it is going to be listening to darks hot take on the situation, can’t wait
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If he would have stopped after the first tweet it would have been funny, but him harping on it is kind of sad. Three years after the actual incident and he sounds more excited tweeting about this than he did announcing his wedding to Khet. Also, I hate a lot of things about DSP but his "I'm still here.." shtick is up there among the most hateable aspects of his personality. He's only still around by dropping any semblance of pride and literally begging people to pay his bills. Dude brags about begging, it's fucking mind-blowing.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOink said:
Everyone’s shit on projared, DSP has been gloating all night like he was personally involved. He couldn’t make it anymore obvious he got some movement in the pants about being part of the cool kid mob, it’s just goofy and classic dark running a joke into the ground.
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No one is sayin Phil is a good person. That was a perfect killshot though
 
Mr.PiggyOinkOink said:
I’ll give him that, but if that was a perfect killshot the other dozen tweets was overkill.

And not overkill in Jared doesn’t deserve it, overkill as in he sperged out hard lol.
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Tbh, I only saw that tweet and one of the first ones he made. If he actually made a chain of these fucking replies, then that's fucking pathetic and he should have just gone to sleep.
 
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Tbh, I only saw that tweet and one of the first ones he made. If he actually made a chain of these fucking replies, then that's fucking pathetic and he should have just gone to sleep.
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It wasn’t all specifically about projared, but after people responded to him without the usual hostility you can tell he got a massive ego boost and just wouldn’t shut up.

I’d recommend just checking his tweets from a few hours ago yourself, it was all over the place but it was clear he was on cloud 9 for no reason other than he was part of the in crowd for once, and it’s just kinda sad lol
 
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Once again Phil proves himself to be a dumbfuck. All he has to do is keep his mouth shut and take money from trust fund babies and the disabled. Do you really want to draw attention to yourself? Kat must be loving this.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOink said:
I’ll give him that, but if that was a perfect killshot the other dozen tweets was overkill.

And not overkill in Jared doesn’t deserve it, overkill as in he sperged out hard lol.
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I'm scanning twitter and I don't see this apparently legendary repartee that everybody keeps talking about. Can someone show me what has caused people to suddenly forget 10 years of shittiness and start bowing to phil now as the reincarnation of Andy Kaufman?
 
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BrandNewDetractor said:
Damn, one of his tweets got 3.5K likes, pretty impressive for Phil's standards. Now we'll have to wait and see if he will take this unique chance and turn it into positivity and growth for his channel.

he won't
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The sad part is from what I saw it was misinformed people thinking Phil’s changed or is finally able to mock himself.

What they fail to realize is twitter DSP and actual DSP are often different entities. He’s got no problem sharing his face on twitter, but on stream he’s 2 embarrassed to even say he masturbated, and has to refer to it as an “incident”
 
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grump said:
I'm scanning twitter and I don't see this apparently legendary repartee that everybody keeps talking about. Can someone show me what has caused people to suddenly forget 10 years of shittiness and start bowing to phil now as the reincarnation of Andy Kaufman?
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I don't think they are, I just think people are amazed someone managed so sink so low that DSP could successfully dab on them. Even fucking Wings of Redemption didn't manage that.
 
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Pubic Enemy #1 said:
I don't think they are, I just think people are amazed someone managed so sink so low that DSP could successfully dab on them. Even fucking Wings of Redemption didn't manage that.
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I wouldn't call what DSP does whenever he commentates on the downfall of someone more popular than him dabbing. He doesn't have the wit to lay someone low himself, nor the social awareness to make it timely (being that a fan brought ProJared's situation to his attention), or the brass bawls to do it before a hundred other people have already taken their shot. It's always just stomping the body once it's already cold. He'd never take the first shot.

That's all ignoring how eager he is to dogpile after crying every few months about how mean people are to him. He's the craven weakling, standing behind people much stronger, getting his licks in in complete safety. It's just opportunism, and he's even too lazy as to have done it entirely himself.

But it's cool. Ol' McDonald on the Farms has a long memory. One day we'll sit on his porch, flipping through old scrapbooks and occasionally watching as the pigroach gets put out to pasture.

E-i-e-i-o.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOink said:
Nah this is honestly cowardly shit. Took him 3 years and one of the biggest shit shows ever for dark to find the balls to say anything back,

I’ll admit is pretty humorous, but more because it’s a running joke that interacting with dark in any way eventually comes back to fuck you.

If dark actually stuck up for himself when it happened and also came back being internet petty now it would be pretty slick.

Actually let me rephrase this, my biggest issue is we all know dave took the insult like the little bitch he is because he’s afraid of confronting people. Anyone else would’ve just said it ain’t worth making a thing about, but we all know Dave’s tail went between his legs when he originally saw projared tweet about him, but now he’s acting like the top dog because he’s an autism black hole.
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I dunno, I like seeing Phil dunk on people just because it's Phil. Im kinda retarded I guess. Yeah he's punching down and it's funny because there's not much lower you can get than Phil, but you know the dude would never punch up. I like to think he was just swinging at Projared because everybody else was and it's easy but to be honest I know it was a pride thing and Phil was probably holding that grudge the whole time. But that "Haha WHOOPS" thing was kinda a good shot. It's like if DSP made a This is how you Dont Play of someone else.
 
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I asked my CPA buddy and he said those arent gifts and should be considered taxable income based on my description he said.

However, after I talked to him I realized, why the fuck is he even risking this?
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Lol because, as he said himself, when he buys games himself, with his own munny, he has to pay motherfucking SALES TAX on the game.

Tellin you guys. Falcon punch. Right to his sqwakbox. So hard that he'd think it happened back in his childhood.
 
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DuckSucker said:
I dunno, I like seeing Phil dunk on people just because it's Phil. Im kinda exceptional I guess. Yeah he's punching down and it's funny because there's not much lower you can get than Phil, but you know the dude would never punch up. I like to think he was just swinging at Projared because everybody else was and it's easy but to be honest I know it was a pride thing and Phil was probably holding that grudge the whole time. But that "Haha WHOOPS" thing was kinda a good shot. It's like if DSP made a This is how you Dont Play of someone else.
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Nah it's hilarious, but get to laugh at Phil for thinking he's better than anyone and watch dumbfucks like projared who are such fuckups that someone like Phil gets to dunk on them. There are multiple layers of shadenfreude going on in situations like this. Phil holding a grudge, and we all know he did, over a 2 years old tweet about him is the kinda thing that makes it perfect. It's great! Just because someone is a dumb piece of shit doesn't mean you have to be consumed by hate for them. People should laugh a little.
 
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