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Haunter said:
For those not following/behind on the Projared trashfire that exploded yesterday, a nice little tweet grabbed by @Notan Alte

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Can't wait for the DSP prestream where he rants about outlasting ProJared and how lucky he is to have Kat, cuz they're totally soulmates and he doesn't have to worry about her cheating ever.
 
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Don't worry DSP is already weighing in on the ProJared stuff on his day off.
 
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Sparkletor said:
The thing I don't understand about tax write offs is

  1. Phil buys game for $60.
  2. Kat wants to play game but can't because its a business game so buys an additional copy for $60
  3. Phil writes off the $60 for business game and decreased taxes by a couple bucks
  4. In the big picture Phil spends $120 to save a couple bucks
Same thing could be said about the two internet lines or Kat's PS4 Pro. I just don't see how this makes financial sense.
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I thought of something similar today. He is the owner of his business, he makes the rules. If he allows the business equipment to be used privately (which would be entirely okay as an video-artist*) then there is nothing wrong with that. A game can't get used up, it's basically just a playable media file.
I assume he can use goodies he bought to create the "art" in pivate and tax reduce them. Same goes for everything which is needed to maintain the biz, like his house, electricity, internet. Maybe this is the reason for the split internet lines, to tax reduce the part he uses properly. I would rather say: Unnecessarily. Does he also split the electricity somehow?

* Video-artist should be the proper legal term in his case, however anything related to this profession can't be found in DSP anymore. He is literally just a beggar who happens to create a virtual byproduct when he stares bored at the TV.
But you can't write that in your application, you know when he searches for a job in 10 years
 
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Sparkletor said:
Phil has said many many time that he showers between 1st and 2nd stream.

Maybe he showers when he gets up and he doesn't just get out of bed, slick back his hair and star streaming. Maybe he is working his ass off so hard streaming he showers twice a day.

Just kidding. Kat probably told him he stinks and he needs to shower before she eats dinner with him.
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doubt the dude showers even every other day....

EmperorGoutatine said:
Great comment I saw when DSP was claiming that: during his rough teenage years playing Street Fighter, taught him how to man up and not be "sensitive ninny" and complains about how society has degraded to a bunch of cowards.


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said by the same guy who instantly rage mutes the mic in milliseconds of anyone that dares say "is that really dsp in my lobby"
said by the same guy who is constantly afraid of confrations irl and in-game?
said by the same guy who pretends hes a thick skinned tough guy?
 
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Don't worry DSP is already weighing in on the ProJared stuff on his day off.
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Ah yes, Good Guy Phil is here to teach everybody a lesson (that he himself doesn't believe in). The same man who bragged about "getting away" with lying to his fans about his taxes to fund his horse's move across the country, and about his parents dying to fund his pizza parlor wedding to said horse. The cherry on top is he stole that horse from another person. Running scams and engaging in cheating are things Phil has gleefully done without any hint of remorse or introspection after the fact. Also, I thought he didn't pay attention to the DRAMA of other YouTubers or streamers, especially on his days off that he wants to spend exclusively with Kat? Oh right, Phil had to get his holier than thou bullshit opinion in so he could get a few likes on Twitter.
 
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EmperorGoutatine said:
Great comment I saw when DSP was claiming that: during his rough teenage years playing Street Fighter, taught him how to man up and not be "sensitive ninny" and complains about how society has degraded to a bunch of cowards.


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gaarashatan said:
doubt the dude showers even every other day....



said by the same guy who instantly rage mutes the mic in milliseconds of anyone that dares say "is that really dsp in my lobby"
said by the same guy who is constantly afraid of confrations irl and in-game?
said by the same guy who pretends hes a thick skinned tough guy?
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Phil is not a coward or a sensitive ninny,whenever someone talks to him on voice chat he will inmediatly mute the mic or he will resort to screaming "YOU ARE AN IDIOT,KEEP SAYING IT,KEEP TALKING MORON" over the other person like a chad. He is unable to banter so he has to resort to mute or yell over the other person,calling him an inmature child or an idiot.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Phil clocked out his night stream right at 9:01 because, and I quote, "I have to take a shit"
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Jesus fucking Christ.. that vile cunt & his Hugbox Tardience Domination CrotchchopsTM...

If I ever get to have just one superpower & choose it myself, it won't be flying, or invisibility, or wristwebs.. it will be the ability to Falcon Punch through the internet.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
When will dsp have a projared moment? Or is the DSP autism vortex immune to divorce?
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DSP's a puss whose sex drive is probably real low, so I doubt there'll much of anything like any of the Youtubers busted soliciting pictures and pursuing fans while in a relationship. Far more likely is an Onision-style meltdown where his finances finally catch up and he gets into a hole he actually can't climb out of.
 
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DSP's a puss whose sex drive is probably real low, so I doubt there'll much of anything like any of the Youtubers busted soliciting pictures and pursuing fans while in a relationship. Far more likely is an Onision-style meltdown where his finances finally catch up and he gets into a hole he actually can't climb out of.
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This is like the only positive for Phil shutting out the world. He will never go on a stream and get busted like Mundane Matt. He won't run for office and get slammed by the media like Sargon. He won't go livestreaming with a gun like Andy Warski. Every now and then a monkey wrench gets thrown in like a surprise marriage or a catfishing couple, but for the most part Phil is a safe dependable lolcow. 99% of the time you can predict what you're going to get before you tune in. It's good because he'll always keep the content coming, but it's rare he'll give you those big moments like others on the site.
 
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