Containment Random Chris Updates

[JULAY]

Too bad you can't see the back, I wonder if they peeled off all his tarded stickers.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Is that the one that needed $4K in work? Dafuq he do to it?

Sheer neglect. Chris was really bad about getting oil changes done on his other cars, and odds are he took the same attitude to routine preventive maintenance. My bet is he just let the car's problems pile up, either out of laziness or ignorance, until the engine finally couldn't take any more abuse and died.

 

[SpineySonichu]

Hopefully this is the right place for this. Chris's old Focus is currently for sale at a used car lot in Maryland (the VIN is identical):

D&D Motors | Used Buy Here Pay Here Cars MD - 2010 FORD FOCUS

2010 BLUE FORD FOCUS (1FAHP3FN4AW) with an 4 engine, AT transmission, located at 19521 New George's Creek Rd SW, Barton, MD, 21521, (301) 463-2404, 39.524323, -79.017906

www.usedcarsbartonmd.com

So clean! So normal looking!

Don't know if else anyone did, but I archived it http://archive.ph/akZTA

 

[atlanta]

Is that the one that needed $4K in work? Dafuq he do to it?

Grandma will explain. The car is a 4-cylinder over 100k miles. It was once owned by Chris.

KBB says the car is worth the $4k, max. Of course, Chris is a "celebrity", but any hope of him doing a private sale is now gone. Ironically, some semi-local enthusiast might have paid more than the value of the scrap had he private sold.

 

[MY 405]

Huuuurry Chris!
Marry him before he gets away!

Gotta marry 'em all!

 

[Mr. 0]

Hopefully this is the right place for this. Chris's old Focus is currently for sale at a used car lot in Maryland (the VIN is identical):

D&D Motors | Used Buy Here Pay Here Cars MD - 2010 FORD FOCUS

2010 BLUE FORD FOCUS (1FAHP3FN4AW) with an 4 engine, AT transmission, located at 19521 New George's Creek Rd SW, Barton, MD, 21521, (301) 463-2404, 39.524323, -79.017906

www.usedcarsbartonmd.com

So clean! So normal looking!

@Marvin you failed to get the sonic totem, go buy Son-Chu now

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Did this ticket actually come from the therapeutic docket? I'm pretty sure he completed it a few weeks ago.

Since I'm not sure & don't care, I included the VA taxpayers in my autistic text-screeching into the void up above. Because whether he had another Tard Program pass or he bought his own ticket, the state tax base is still who paid for it. And his patreon/ebay income can't be argued for this one because a movie is not Funko-Slops, vidya, or Lego.

 

[The Dude]

Hopefully this is the right place for this. Chris's old Focus is currently for sale at a used car lot in Maryland (the VIN is identical):

D&D Motors | Used Buy Here Pay Here Cars MD - 2010 FORD FOCUS

2010 BLUE FORD FOCUS (1FAHP3FN4AW) with an 4 engine, AT transmission, located at 19521 New George's Creek Rd SW, Barton, MD, 21521, (301) 463-2404, 39.524323, -79.017906

www.usedcarsbartonmd.com

So clean! So normal looking!

So that's Chris' Focus. Its cleaner than it ever was while Chris had it. I wonder what he would say if he knew his car was being sold to someone else while he's still paying off the loan? Or is he even paying on the loan? Maybe he figures since it got taken away from him that means he's no longer responsible for paying off the loan?

 

[jc17]

You think Chris wasted who knows how long of Barb's remaining time on this earth describing how 'awesome' detective pikachu was when he got home from the theater?

I think he did.

Think? We KNOW he did.
Honesty, I wouldn't be surprised if he saw each movie that got a theatrical release and ranted and raved over how amazing the movie for 6 year olds was to his senior citizen aged parents.
Actually, I can definitely see Chris dragging them to a few and then afterwards going on in great detail how this one pokemon did this or that and how amazing it was and Chris pestering them what their favorite parts were as they try to ignore him.

 

[thismanlies]

Is that the one that needed $4K in work? Dafuq he do to it?

Whatever he sold it for, chances are he got a little over its scrap value.

I just hope that car lot burned the driver's seat. Otherwise every ween in the Maryland area is showing up just to sniff it.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Hopefully this is the right place for this. Chris's old Focus is currently for sale at a used car lot in Maryland (the VIN is identical):

D&D Motors | Used Buy Here Pay Here Cars MD - 2010 FORD FOCUS

2010 BLUE FORD FOCUS (1FAHP3FN4AW) with an 4 engine, AT transmission, located at 19521 New George's Creek Rd SW, Barton, MD, 21521, (301) 463-2404, 39.524323, -79.017906

www.usedcarsbartonmd.com

So clean! So normal looking!

The only car Chris has ever driven that left his possession still in a salvageable state. I suspect if it ever sells, it ain't gonna be that high given the mileage and age of the car.

Sheer neglect. Chris was really bad about getting oil changes done on his other cars, and odds are he took the same attitude to routine preventive maintenance. My bet is he just let the car's problems pile up, either out of laziness or ignorance, until the engine finally couldn't take any more abuse and died.

Which only raises questions on when the Dodge Caravan, which according to the wiki is from 2002, is going to bite it, since on a related note my family has had a mini-van from around that time and it's really falling to pieces at this point after nearly two decades of solid soccer mom work and dozens of family road trips. And that's for a van that's been maintained reguarly and properly over the years simply succumbing to age - I shudder to think of what kind of death trap that Caravan is given it's already died on Chris on the trip from Bronycon.

Too bad you can't see the back, I wonder if they peeled off all his tarded stickers.

Oh, you can see it - and they most certainly did.

Pre-repossession:

Now:

 

[Trilby]

The only car Chris has ever driven that left his possession still in a salvageable state. I suspect if it ever sells, it ain't gonna be that high given the mileage and age of the car.



Which only raises questions on when the Dodge Caravan, which according to the wiki is from 2002, is going to bite it, since on a related note my family has had a mini-van from around that time and it's really falling to pieces at this point after nearly two decades of solid soccer mom work and dozens of family road trips. And that's for a van that's been maintained reguarly and properly over the years simply succumbing to age - I shudder to think of what kind of death trap that Caravan is given it's already died on Chris on the trip from Bronycon.



Oh, you can see it - and they most certainly did.

Pre-repossession:

Now:

Must've been hell pulling off those stickers

 

[Optimus Prime]

Must've been hell pulling off this stickers

Part of me wonders if it was such a shitshow with the stickers (I'm sure the 'Girls Kick Ass' between the center taillight and the Ford herald was particularly infuriating in placement) that they didn't just replace the entire trunk with another trunk lid taken from a junked 2010 Ford Focus of the same color.

 

[Aldora]

Must've been hell pulling off this stickers

Some warm water to get the top layers off and then furniture polish with a microfibre cloth will get rid of those stickers in no time, learned this when working in a Gamestop and had to remove old price stickers from cases.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Must've been hell pulling off those stickers

They weighed like five, ten tons, y'know

 

[Picklechu]

Since I'm not sure & don't care, I included the VA taxpayers in my autistic text-screeching into the void up above. Because whether he had another Tard Program pass or he bought his own ticket, the state tax base is still who paid for it. And his patreon/ebay income can't be argued for this one because a movie is not Funko-Slops, vidya, or Lego.

SSDI is paid out of federal taxes.

Whatever he sold it for, chances are he got a little over its scrap value.

Pretty much; IIRC, he still owes money on the car, since he got it in September 2014 for about $9K, probably paid little to nothing on a down payment, and was apparently only paying around $100/month.

 

[thismanlies]

Pretty much; IIRC, he still owes money on the car, since he got it in September 2014 for about $9K, probably paid little to nothing on a down payment, and was apparently only paying around $100/month.

Can't say I blame him for getting rid of the car. The repair bill was close to half of what he paid for the car before interest.

Still, financing is best done when you have a reliable income that isn't tard bux. He would have been better off begging for donations, hustling his shit on Ebay, and showing up with the cash in hand. But as we all know, he's got his priorities straight.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris makes some passive-aggressive jabs at Cole Smithey.

 

[Aldora]

Is that a bruise under Cole's eye?

 

[Oregano]

Chris makes some passive-aggressive jabs at Cole Smithey.

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How ironic.