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Tikbalang said:
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Very basic facts spoken to someone as if they were a mid-30s bigoted busted out old soccer mom, as told by a 13 year old girl.
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However if Chris wants to rely on this like he's actually accomplishing something in life, or it's preparing him for something, how about he play those kraut simulator games of operating a garbage truck, or a street sweeper or forklift simulator. Then he can really good and GET A FREAKING JOB.
You damn well know in Chris-world he posted this thinking this is some defense to how he's wasting his life. Somewhere dep inside what passes for a corrupted dark soul is the nagging doubt that he's draining his opportunities in life and things he's doing aren't affecting his life and others positively. But oh well, at least he found some external validation to be a lazy ass. Now to rack up $4000 more dollars on another credit card for VGs and plastic crap.
 
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Whoever this Silver Quill is, it's a good thing that he's immune from Chris's rambling.
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I don't know any of those old computers. I thought Chris was a console guy.
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Wasn't Chris the Fanta man? Damn that creepy face.
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I miss you Bob, you'll always know this shit more than Chris does. He can't even plug one.
 
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Brian Butterfield said:
Help, this nostalgia is boring me. Though it is pretty funny that on top of all this 80s nostalgia sperging he also considers himself the goddess of the Commodore 64. Funny in that sad little man way.
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Well when the computer has 64k of memory and barely 1 megahertz of processing power, and you personally have 65k of memory and about 2 megahertz of processing power, you tend to feel a little superior.
 
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Wraith said:
Well when the computer has 64k of memory and barely 1 megahertz of processing power, and you personally have 65k of memory and about 2 megahertz of processing power, you tend to feel a little superior.
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Oh god no, it would be worse if Bob bought an Amiga instead of an C64. Then Chris would just ruin the Amiga and claim to be the Goddess of Amiga computers.
 
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Count Olaf said:
Ooh wow that lazy eye of his just keeps getting worse and worse. Makes him look like an autistic Mad-Eye Moody.

("Marvelous creatures, Sonichus, aren't they?")

Is he aware of his lazy eye or is he--oh who I am kidding like most things he's probably completely oblivious to it.
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Wait, he has a lazy eye? I thought he was just too stupid to look at the camera.
 
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Tikbalang said:
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Whoever this Silver Quill is, it's a good thing that he's immune from Chris's rambling.
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I don't know any of those old computers. I thought Chris was a console guy.
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Wasn't Chris the Fanta man? Damn that creepy face.
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I miss you Bob, you'll always know this shit more than Chris does. He can't even plug one.
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The Book of Null...

That's the only mildly interesting thing I took from the 80s vomit fest.
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
Oh god no, it would be worse if Bob bought an Amiga instead of an C64. Then Chris would just ruin the Amiga and claim to be the Goddess of Amiga computers.
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Thank goodness he's not ruining my love of that computer.

I noticed the "Computer Warriors" toys in these pics. I wonder if Chris ever saw the cartoon? Not to mention the goofy rap song!
 
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His smile really brings out the fat in his face.
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Those sunken eyes are something I've never noticed before.

It's really weird. It's like his smile has shoved up all the fat in his cheeks to make his eyes look really sunken in.

Maybe it's just the angle of the lighting, but he really is getting even more hideous as the months go by.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Those sunken eyes are something I've never noticed before.

It's really weird. It's like his smile has shoved up all the fat in his cheeks to make his eyes look really sunken in.

Maybe it's just the angle of the lighting, but he really is getting even more hideous as the months go by.
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It’s a combination of all things. Chris likely lacks vitamin D because he rarely goes outside, save for the fast-food run. Also, since he lives in a cave devoid of any light, any picture he takes that isn’t pitch black is going to accentuate the bags and depth of his eyes and brow.

This isn’t the worst picture he has ever taken, but you can tell he’s packing on the pounds. Curious most to me is the shadow his cleft chin casts on the left (his right) side.
 
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