"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Triggered Fivehead said:
the biggest version I could find, posted on a tumblr. BTW. do not follow the wordpress link on there, the site is listed as dangerous/malware infested (how fitting!)

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He looks so weird with semi-normal drawn-on eyebrows. All that terrible makeup that is miles from his real skin tone, the purple eyeshadow and lipstick, filthy clothes, and the smug expression just to top it all off. He looks such a parody of a trans person, yet he's sitting there, conceited as hell, thinking he's the bestest and mostest rebellious. It's just perfect Phil.

This needs listing in the classic selfies, along with the Naruto cosplay protest and the 'little red book' and fist.
 
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So concerned about being kicked out and homeless that he is posting edgy YouTube videos and changing his ringtone while saying how he wants to get his ass kicked up one street and down the other in Portland.
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Positron said:
Read the story here. Incidentally Slingblade has moved out a week ago already.
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twattycake said:
Toren's halfway across the country already and Phil's moving out on June 7th, the announcement got its own thread over here.. He hasn't confirmed it but our speculation leans towards "he's getting evicted".

EDIT: Ninja'd by @Positron
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Thanks. I knew about Toren, but that's what I get for just following this thread and not looking at the subforum.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Poseur. I doubt you even know what metalcore is, let alone anything other than punk.
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Phil really does have shitty taste in music, doesn't he?

He loves punk and before that, he was a Linkin Park fan during his Narutard days.

Phil really is a prime example of why punk was a colossal mistake
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Poseur. I doubt you even know what metalcore is, let alone anything other than punk.
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Hey that's not true. Remember when he used to listen to boy bands and tried to convince everyone it was Communist or some shit. LOL. To his credit, I suppose being a Backstreet Boys fangirl was the only vaguely stereotypical female thing he did in his life.

I've actually wondered if he wasn't such a tard as a kid that his mother had to shelter him from anything to "violent" or "exciting" so he didnt spazz out in public like he did with... well everything in his adult life... anime, cosplay, Communsim, bicycles, antifa, tattoos, BDS&M gear, etc. We don't know a ton about his youth but it is weird for a dude to be into something as lame as boy bands. I would expect classic rock or something but I guess I'm just old...

Also as I recall didnt he mention neo-Nazi band Screwdriver in the past when he was trying to posture? I seem to recall he did but maybe I'm imagining it. Phil did have a thing for Nazi imagery though so that could be it.

Syaoran Li said:
Phil really does have shitty taste in music, doesn't he?

He loves punk and before that, he was a Linkin Park fan during his Narutard days.

Phil really is a prime example of why punk was a colossal mistake
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I mean, I'm more of a metalhead but when I think of "punk" I tend to think of decent artists like The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Misfits, etc. Phil has the tastes of a 16 year old who is just trying to shock their parents. He really never grew out of that rebellious high school phase did he?
 
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Mogambo said:
Hey that's not true. Remember when he used to listen to boy bands and tried to convince everyone it was Communist or some shit. LOL. To his credit, I suppose being a Backstreet Boys fangirl was the only vaguely stereotypical female thing he did in his life.

I've actually wondered if he wasn't such a tard as a kid that his mother had to shelter him from anything to "violent" or "exciting" so he didnt spazz out in public like he did with... well everything in his adult life... anime, cosplay, Communsim, bicycles, antifa, tattoos, BDS&M gear, etc. We don't know a ton about his youth but it is weird for a dude to be into something as lame as boy bands. I would expect classic rock or something but I guess I'm just old...

Also as I recall didnt he mention neo-Nazi band Screwdriver in the past when he was trying to posture? I seem to recall he did but maybe I'm imagining it. Phil did have a thing for Nazi imagery though so that could be it.



I mean, I'm more of a metalhead but when I think of "punk" I tend to think of decent artists like The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Misfits, etc. Phil has the tastes of a 16 year old who is just trying to shock their parents. He really never grew out of that rebellious high school phase did he?
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High school? You give him way too much credit. Phil never matured past 12 or 13. Everyone had that 3edgy5u dipshit who tried to hard to convince everyone that he was a hardcore badass while in reality being just an obnoxious coward. That's Phil.
 
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Mogambo said:
I mean, I'm more of a metalhead but when I think of "punk" I tend to think of decent artists like The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Misfits, etc. Phil has the tastes of a 16 year old who is just trying to shock their parents. He really never grew out of that rebellious high school phase did he?
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Ironically, those idols of punk were mostly talented musicians (with the occasional walking piece of attitude porn like Sid Vicious for manufactured authenticity). If you took the actual attitudes punk supposedly espoused and incarnated them as a human, though, you'd end up with a violent crazy talentless asshole, and that kind of punk died with GG Allin.
 
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I mean, in a lot of ways, Phil is like a Millennial GG Allin.

He's a violent untalented hack who shits himself publicly and acts like a moron in an attempt to be edgy.

Except GG Allin had actual fans at one point and never got his ass beat by some hipster soyboy at an Occupy Wall Street protest.

The same cannot be said of Phil.
 
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Syaoran Li said:
I mean, in a lot of ways, Phil is like a Millennial GG Allin.

He's a violent untalented hack who shits himself publicly and acts like a moron in an attempt to be edgy.

Except GG Allin had actual fans at one point and never got his ass beat by some hipster soyboy at an Occupy Wall Street protest.

The same cannot be said of Phil.
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Highly doubt Phil could handle a GG's lifestyle. Plus has he ever been to prison? or abuse or mixed shit tons of hard drugs and liquor.
 
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Syaoran Li said:
I mean, in a lot of ways, Phil is like a Millennial GG Allin.

He's a violent untalented hack who shits himself publicly and acts like a moron in an attempt to be edgy.

Except GG Allin had actual fans at one point and never got his ass beat by some hipster soyboy at an Occupy Wall Street protest.

The same cannot be said of Phil.
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The two of you are giving me a godawful mental image of Phil stripped naked, taking a shit on the floor, laying down next to it singing 'bite it, you scum' at his shit-loaf to the dulcet tones of the Murder Junkies......
 
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