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Probably because Phil has yet to get hit with the Karma Bomb, and people might be losing patience waiting for it to happen or are starting to believe that it'll never happen and Phil will succeed in e-begging 100k a year from people for the rest of his life. I can understand people's frustration when Phil not only doesn't get punished for his toxic bullshit, but will actively gloat about how he gets away with it on Twitter, all the while maintaining his disguise of being the innocent guy who gets picked on by jealous haters.

Not to mention, his personality is almost universally grating. I can watch almost any other cow and see something redeeming. They're good at something, or they are easy to listen to, have good banter, or even so naively clueless that it's almost endearing.

Dave hates. He hates his job, he hates his fans, he hates his detractors, he hates he's a joke - in general, he hates his life. He's become his online personality and hates it. He plans things with the assumption that we'll be there to double check his shit.

And yet, he survives. And maintains an ego about it. The other cows don't have this huge inflated sense of self, yet can beg for money and nothing is his fault.
 
He keeps a tight squeeze on his mods they definitely squealed for him.
JonCuck was there the entire time and Phil had a mod chat afterward. They definitely squealed.

I think it's appropriate to give a shout-out to @Ass Manager 3000 for correctly predicting Phil trying to justify this shit.
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Phil's EPIC VIRAL tweet has lost him 50-100 subscribers. Well done, Phil.
 
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Probably because Phil has yet to get hit with the Karma Bomb, and people might be losing patience waiting for it to happen or are starting to believe that it'll never happen and Phil will succeed in e-begging 100k a year from people for the rest of his life. I can understand people's frustration when Phil not only doesn't get punished for his toxic bullshit, but will actively gloat about how he gets away with it on Twitter, all the while maintaining his disguise of being the innocent guy who gets picked on by jealous haters.

I personally see it differently - Karma has hit him like a meteor and Phil knows it. Sure, he's still raking in cash, all drama seems to simply eventually melt away and he's still standing making stupid amounts of money from morons...but at the end of the day, the single greatest accomplishment that Phil can claim in his entire life? 4th place at EVO when the majority of the best players made a point of not even showing up to complete. And that was when he was in his prime.

Now he's middle aged, looking even older than that, and spends most of his days playing video games he honestly couldn't give less of a shit about beyond claiming he's "so good" at them even though he needs handholding by his own chat and sometimes the game itself (the fact he got to the point the first boss from Shadows Die Twice or whatever outright was saying "don't kick my armor"). He finally got married, but there's little if any romance visible in that relationship he seemed pretty eager to solidify if simply to acomplish a general aspect of human living most of his peers had achieved long ago. He lives in a big house in a gated community AND even owns property on the other side of the country, but he never actually makes good use of his real estate holdings and seems so paranoid to the point he never leaves the house unless absolutely necessary.

And he's ultimately a washed up ex-competitive fighting game player whose sole source of income is begging people online for money to pay for shit because he somehow thinks the image of a man perpetually in debt is good for him to entice new people to give him their money, putting in as little effort as necessary to keep himself afloat. He genuinely only sticks with streaming, obviously, because he is just so adverse to finding a real job he has to put effort into - and this isn't to say game streaming can't be a real job, but the best streamers actually put in time and effort into both their skills as gamers as well as post-production.

He lives a hollow life in a gilded cage of his own making - sure, he makes money and lives beyond his actual means, but he has to prostrate himself virtually every day, playing games he hates, just to sustain a life he clearly isn't that eager about - all he does off camera is drink beer and watch wrestling.

Karma has hit because it hasn't taken away Phil's means of living, it's giving him exactly what he wants - and he hates it.

Diarrhea, an excruciating sore throat, chest congestion, a fever, barely able to stay conscious, all from a simple cold that he's had 100 times in his life (how are you so sickly, dsp?) and got over in a single day.

Phil's immune system is barely supported, if at all, by his unhealthy eating habits, and he spends most of his time inside a sheltered space with minimal contact with other humans. He doesn't allow his own immune system to function because he doesn't function like a normal human being, hence why he gets so sick.

So much for that air being good for his health.
 
I personally see it differently - Karma has hit him like a meteor and Phil knows it.

I agree with you completely, but for the people that @xenomorph alluded to, that's not enough for them. They're sick of waiting for the slow burn and just want the bombshell karmic justice of Phil getting banned off Twitch, or declaring bankruptcy and being forced to move back to Connecticut. People are still desperate for that "year" that DSP finally dies.
 

When you're married you'll always catch whatever illness your wife has. If we weren't married I wouldn't be sick at all despite the fact that Katherine lives with me. You need to wed in order to share the ills and bills. Did I mention that we're married? I love my current gir-wife but marriage is proving to be a negative meme as happily unveiling the scam surrounding it is making me less money and trying to assassinate my immune system. Did you hear the one about me possibly siring a little Goutling as well? Marriage is not all it's cracked up to be, guise trust me I'm being real with you.

@PieceofShet is it just me or this the most authentic italian he's ever looked? Also that hairline.. doesn't look to me like the brush of DSMom's been anywhere near that scouring pad.. but there's no way he's losing any hair tho.
 
Christ it gets old hearing go on about ahnline lag dood, for fucks sake what does he expect of modern fighting games? That they were designed in the same fashion of fighting games pre-online play? No far from it, lets take the flavor of the month MK11 the programmers probably had priority one for two player matches be online optimization because that's what 99.9% of said type of match will be, online.
 
Phil's karma really came when Machinima dropped him, because that ended his days of getting "fuck you" money.

The rest was always going to be a slow burn. He's too much of a shut-in loser to do anything that would instantly ruin him. His stupid paypigs won't instantly go away, no matter what sites he gets banned from.

I'm positive he'll get banned from Twitch eventually, and that would cut into his profits. But, he'll still get thousands from people per month for literally doing nothing.

Eventually, he will have to sell his house in Renton. That will give him a good chunk of money, at least $250k as that house has gained value. So, he moves back to Connecticut, does that really change anything?

Humans desperately want to believe in just-world hypothesis, and Phil is one of the best cases proving that it is not so. Phil is always going to live a comfortable life compared to most, despite being a completely worthless pile of shit. That's life.
 
"I was a stupid moron back then, I would talk out of my butthole constantly about stuff like that. I don't do that anymore, because I feel I've matured..."
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its shit like that, thats why he has so many detractors. not only does he say that shit hell turn right around and do it. hypocrite


also, is it me or does phils chat talk like a bots? some shit they say doesnt make a lick of sense in the moment...
 
its shit like that, thats why he has so many detractors. not only does he say that shit hell turn right around and do it. hypocrite


also, is it me or does phils chat talk like a bots? some shit they say doesnt make a lick of sense in the moment...
its that god damn tervins fault
 
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This mofo barely pays attention to the game, constantly reads the chat, stops the game to talk into the camera.. ofc it takes him 3x 4x times to beat a game.
But nope, he is the norm and everybody else is stupid idiot.

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Rage2's "side content" is 100% simply clearing outposts and killing the same four enemy types you do all game long. There's no story or real benefit beside more skill points. I'm glad that expert game designer DSP thinks that if you don't want to waste a bunch of time doing repetitive tasks you're missing the point of the entire game.

He just HAS to be a contrarian, if this reviewed well he'd be bitching about it wasting his time.
 
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