The "Is Kat Pregnant" speculation thread - MichaelScottShoutingNo.GIF

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I think the only likely scenario where Phil and Kat have a child is if they somehow end up back in Connecticut. Just so they can dump the kid on Grandma Burnell every weekend and have their day off. And that's not being critical, it'd be way smarter to have some extended family and friends around than to raise Little Phil in the hermitage.

Also love the minor refrain in this thread, "Phil is stupid, but..."
 
Nah, they fucked (whatever that entails, don't wanna think about it) every time she flew out. You don't fly a bitch out and not stick your noodle in her, that's the kinda shit that makes Elliot Rodgers out of men.
If there's a situation where that's possible, it's Phil and Kat. One of Kat's emails was rckr4jesus@aol.com, I could see her holding out for marriage. And then Phil spent the night he could finally fuck her insulting the trolls on twitter.
 
There's a deeply uncomfortable tale of their first meeting, where he flies her out and she probably meets him at a starbucks or something, and they're both disgusting people with nothing to offer another person, but they kinda get along? He tells her how much he makes a year but his dick is spotty at best, and she tells him she doesn't fuck but is ok with being an instagram thot as long as she gets paid, and then they trade licenses like they just got in a car crash. The teens at the starbucks are wondering if they should call the cops but they get in the same car, so it's not worth their time.

A week passes. Kat plays Overwatch in Leanna's bedroom. She never knows it'll never really be hers.

Phil cums in a sock. Really giving it to that sock, fucking the shit out of it.

It was the best week of both their lives.
 
I agree with everything you said, but just to be devils advocate here, the guy doesn't usually go to 99% of appointments unless he really wants to or she really wants him to. So idk if he'd actually have anything to complain about.

Should have elaborated in my initial post but didn't want to venture too deep into wall of text territory. I think he'd primarily complain about the cost and scheduling inconvenience. He's complained about medical costs in the past, claiming that's a reason he can't ever go to the doctor, and even if Kat is driving herself, it still means she's out leaving him with the burden of cooking, which in Phil world somehow translates to taking 2 hours to heat up TV dinners in the microwave. There is the possibility he's lying when he says she's at work, which is something that even outside of covering a pregnancy has been speculated on a few times before. Either way, I still don't think there's any significant evidence supporting it, and I don't think we've been particularly drama starved to the point where we need to spend so much time speculating on it, or worse, treating it as fact.
 
As funny as it would be seeing a child change his life from the inside out, I don't think Kat is pregnant. Phil is too much of a selfish individual to raise a child, he'd rather just live out his days completely childless and play games. Why would he make his life any harder? That's not his style. If anything, if she is pregnant then he's accompanying her to get the child aborted, as bad as that sounds, that's the more likely option.
 
The only life form that I want to hear about that is growing in Kat's vagina is trichomoniasis.

I wouldn't even be able to watch his stream lowlights anymore. One minute he'd be shrieking about dropped inputs, and the next he'd be trying to put his little goblin back to sleep because he woke it up by yelling. The complete tone shift would give me whiplash and it'd be so awkward.
 
Phil won't have a kid because Phil doesn't have sex with Kat.

Does Phil seem like the kind of guy even interested in getting laid to you? Leana admitted it was a sexless relationship and that was when Phil was as high rolling and fit of a player as he'll ever be.

Kat wants the cat because she needs something to mother and knows Phil won't put out.
 
For those saying she doesn't have a baby bump of any sort means nothing. People have been pregnant and not knowing they are pregnant until they start giving labor. Hell, I had a cousin who was pregnant for months and she only found out when she did her yearly check-up at the doctors and the blood tests came back telling her she was pregnant for a few months. Honestly, we will never know if she is pregnant until the day she goes into labor and has the kid. At that point, Phil wouldn't be able to hide a yelling child in his streams so he will tell his fans the day the kid is born. Plus, Phil won't mention the pregnancy ahead of time because he knows it will stir up shit like how he thought his life would be worse if detractors found out he was planning a marriage. Personally, I think this pregnancy theory is just that, a theory.

The only "evidence" we have is that both of them are going to the doctors, which is odd because for years Phil mentioned he can't afford to go to the doctors. Even then we can say that Phil's marriage allowed him to get on Kat's health insurance that she got from her job, so he is taking the opportunity to get a check-up which he needs. Or that Kat grabbed Phil's balls with a vice grip and demanded that they get health insurance because she wants them to be healthy, so he caved and listened to his SOULMATE.

The other "evidence" is cleaning out the nook in his house is him cleaning it up for a baby room or making it to Kat's new "office" since the baby would get Kat's old "office" since it's bigger and has a window. Even then that could be Kat demanding Phil to clean that nook up because she doesn't like wasting that space for his dumb toys, and rather use it for a cat room or some other dumb reason. Either reason it really means nothing but just speculation.

The last "evidence" is that Kat looks chubbier, therefore she has gained baby weight. Yet again that could be her eating more and not doing much at the Jim, as there are people who go to the Jim but don't really work out but just do 30 minutes of walking on a treadmill. Plus, like many people said we don't have full body pics of Kat except when she first moved in which we cannot use to compare her from her wedding pic as maybe she just got bigger from the move.

So until, we get more concrete evidence from Phil or Kat, like him slipping up on stream and mention something related to pregnancy, I say don't spend too much time on this. If anything we should make a betting pool on whether she is pregnant and when the hellspawn will be born.
 
Honestly, we will never know if she is pregnant until the day she goes into labor and has the kid. At that point, Phil wouldn't be able to hide a yelling child in his streams so he will tell his fans the day the kid is born. Plus, Phil won't mention the pregnancy ahead of time because he knows it will stir up shit like how he thought his life would be worse if detractors found out he was planning a marriage. Personally, I think this pregnancy theory is just that, a theory.

Honestly, I don't Phil would keep it hidden because he could 100% use it to squeeze more idiot dollars out of his true blue fans. I'd also like to think that he wouldn't refer to it as something "stressing him out behind the scenes". That'd be a realllll shitty way to refer to his wife being pregnant.
 
Honestly, I don't Phil would keep it hidden because he could 100% use it to squeeze more idiot dollars out of his true blue fans. I'd also like to think that he wouldn't refer to it as something "stressing him out behind the scenes". That'd be a realllll shitty way to refer to his wife being pregnant.
His marriage was probably something "stressing him out behind the scenes".
 
The worst part about this is if he somehow be a father and videos with his "Kid" he'll end up being one of those father/son youtube channel...
 
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