Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Rei is shit said:
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...maybe it's just me, hopefully it's just me, but does anyone else see a glimpse of bob in his art? Like not only did he mix Mario and Peach to make this cavalcade of cross-sexual kids but he slit his palm and put his jellied blood into the test tube that birthed these horrors. Maybe it's the nose and the bulbous bodies that make me feel this way, I don't know hard to say, but if you were to slap some weird facial hair and some sun glasses on one of these bad boys...nah that'd be silly.

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thismanlies said:
The only thing that could make it worse is if it's Deviant Art tier.
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This is already almost DA tier, he's literally just taking cut outs of the characters from Nintendo AD placements and arranged them in a very, very strange way.

It boggles me why he thought it was a good idea to do this, especially with how ass-blasted the art community gets about tracing/proper credit/etc. Not to say those aren't valid things to be up in arms about, but you probably won't get asspats from artists with shit like this...

Or maybe I overstate the intelligence of the artists following Blob, I don't know.
 
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Annie said:
This is already almost DA tier, he's literally just taking cut outs of the characters from Nintendo AD placements and arranged them in a very, very strange way.

It boggles me why he thought it was a good idea to do this, especially with how ass-blasted the art community gets about tracing/proper credit/etc. Not to say those aren't valid things to be up in arms about, but you probably won't get asspats from artists with shit like this...

Or maybe I overstate the intelligence of the artists following Blob, I don't know.
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It could be worse. I wouldn't be surprised if this Mario kid OC was originally male and a stand-in for Bob. I could be reading too much into it but you can get some fun takes about those tweets.
 
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Annie said:
This is already almost DA tier, he's literally just taking cut outs of the characters from Nintendo AD placements and arranged them in a very, very strange way.

It boggles me why he thought it was a good idea to do this, especially with how ass-blasted the art community gets about tracing/proper credit/etc. Not to say those aren't valid things to be up in arms about, but you probably won't get asspats from artists with shit like this...

Or maybe I overstate the intelligence of the artists following Blob, I don't know.
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I mean poorly drawn spank material
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
...maybe it's just me, hopefully it's just me, but does anyone else see a glimpse of bob in his art? Like not only did he mix Mario and Peach to make this cavalcade of cross-sexual kids but he slit his palm and put his jellied blood into the test tube that birthed these horrors. Maybe it's the nose and the bulbous bodies that make me feel this way, I don't know hard to say, but if you were to slap some weird facial hair and some sun glasses on one of these bad boys...nah that'd be silly.

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I am going to test this by going a step further.
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Godzilla@1989 said:
CNN center right???? Niggah, you must have been a asleep when they were giving Obama a ton of blowjobs.

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Man he's really ramping up his politisperging today. He's been sperging out over both Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg.
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He's also having a meltdown over a thread tweeted out by journalist Michael Tracey.
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On a side note, I think the thread Tracey put out really speaks wonders about Bob and his viewpoints.
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LordofCringe7206 said:
Man he's really ramping up his politisperging today. He's been sperging out over both Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg.
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He's also having a meltdown over a thread tweeted out by journalist Michael Tracey.
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On a side note, I think the thread Tracey put out really speaks wonders about Bob and his viewpoints.
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I don't really agree with Michael Tracey (it's a little hard to shrug off Islamism as a nothingburger when the very attack he references took place right where I had gone to see a movie a week before), but the disparity between the amount of thought and analysis in his remarks and Bob's is astonishing. "THEY'RE CHUDS!" Even if they are, they get a say, you fat dimwit. I guess he's enjoying his time in the political wilderness.
 
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Mola Ram said:
I don't really agree with Michael Tracey (it's a little hard to shrug off Islamism as a nothingburger when the very attack he references took place right where I had gone to see a movie a week before), but the disparity between the amount of thought and analysis in his remarks and Bob's is astonishing. "THEY'RE CHUDS!" Even if they are, they get a say, you fat dimwit. I guess he's enjoying his time in the political wilderness.
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Yeah, it bugs me when they do the "stats of terrorism" because terrorism is a conscious act. It's not something that just "happens." I mean replace it with say... "you're more likely to die in the bathtub than in a war, so let's go attack Syria" and you see how absurd the comparison is.
 
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TheBeanz said:
It's a reference to an old horror movie called 'Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers'
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Oh that's what it actually is? I saw that at the top of my search results and just assumed coincidence. So they realized calling everyone nazis was making them look hyperbolic and swapped out the term with a horror movie monster. Makes sense.
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
What exactly is a chud? I've seen this term popping up lately and I have no idea what it's supposed to mean.
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It's an insult that has always been used to refer to a person that's gross, repulsive and physically unappealing. According to Urban Dictionary, it's been co-opted by leftists recently to refer to right-wingers as a way to deride them.

Because it certainly doesn't apply to Bob in any way.
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LordofCringe7206 said:
Because it certainly doesn't apply to Bob in any way.
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Yeah, didn't you hear? Bob is a super-influential critic whose name is in every movie executive's rolodex. They come to him for ideas and he was the one who singlehandedly got James Gunn rehired with his tireless hashtag campaign...

...at least that's what he wants the world to believe. It's amazing for how physically repulsive he is, Bob will always be uglier on the inside.
 
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