Shane and Toye talk to each other, pretty much say the same thing, and are both soy filled cucks. Monica's not talking TOO much, so at this point I gotta let it out.
Be Ron.
He just ousted the greatest menace of Funimation with his lovely hippo wife. All seems well, but he sees dark and ominous clouds in the distance.
The Beard Storm approaches, razing all the claims and accusations to the ground. Casualties are high among the KickVic clan. Marchi has locked herself up in her safe space. Monica refuses to speak to Ron while calamity surrounds them. Funimation itself quarantined the accusers within a single block. All who remain have abandoned Ron, trying their best to survive.
Soyboy Lachoy sits alone on his front step, eyes red and puffy from crying alone. Suddenly a light pierces the dark clouds and down from the heavens descends... Shane. In his glorious soy filled majesty, he munches on a old worn shoe as he approaches Ron. Ron's eyes widen as he slowly stands up.
"I believe you Ron," The Shoe Devourer Shane claims, his squeaky, yet booming voice echoing for miles. With a single finger under his chin, Shane lifts Ron to his feet and leans in close so they are face to face. "I will always believe you."
Ron cries before the two embrace, lips locked as they merge into one immense, soy filled cuck singularity.