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Eugene Drizzledick said:
My guess is because Phil really hates being compared to a 450 lb manbaby, and they're around the same level of decaying washed-up streamer so Phil can't really profit off him.

Jordie has always spoke kindly of Phil. Phil's just being a dick.

Jordie is far from perfect, but at least he can acknowledge some of his faults, take the piss on himself and at least kind of try to improve himself. No such self-realization for Phil.
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Maybe deep deep deep down Pigroach is aware he is a bigger lolcow and shitbag than Wings....:thinking:


LOL - J/K!! - of course it's not that. It's just that he can't take not being the center of attention of his spastic ridden chat world - what else has he got? Hope he gets Bad Bunnyed!!:stress:
 
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Radical Goodspeed said:
Badbunny is almost certainly parasitizing Phil. Twitch thots are higher in the food chain, and there's nothing he can do about it, really. Unlike trying to antagonize or hide from dudes online, there's no fucking way he knows how to deal with a woman who does not implicitly like him. Pissing off Badbunny could potentially funnel funds away if she got catty with him, so best to just let her crawl over him until she gets bores amd fucks off.

She's a pigroach parasitic wasp, or a thotjackal driving the pigroach from a carcass.
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i hope this escalates
i want to see two tornados of tism collide with each other
 
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Mask_de_SMITH said:
Honestly, I think it's just Phil being am exceptional individual. How the fuck does he have multiple internet lines, and still have bad internet? And if his internet is still shit despite multiple lines, then why the fuck doesn't he just call back XFinity and get one of the lines taken out and save on cash?

If anything it's because he has his internet plugged into a ton of shit that probably doesn't get turned off. A laptop, a desktop, multiple gaming systems, two phones, Kat's computer and game systems, and his cable. He likely just doesn't shut his shit off while they're still hooked up to the internet, but that's probably conjecture.
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There's a video from somewhere around the time he moved in and got internet installed that he actually notes that the installation guy told him that the wall connection was not good and that he wouldn't get a good connection. Phil's paying for high-speed internet despite the fact that his wall connection literally will never work properly for it and he will thus never actually come close to fully utilizing it.

Add on that the fact that he's streaming on the same line that he's trying to play on, and he's bound to have occasional issues anyway. 99% of the time he's crying about "LAHG" though, it's just a bullshit excuse.

Edit: In case there's any doubt Phil got a form letter: https://twitter.com/SeanMurrayNJ/status/1130806849492725760

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Mask_de_SMITH said:
Honestly, I think it's just Phil being am exceptional individual. How the fuck does he have multiple internet lines, and still have bad internet?
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A while ago both of his lines went out and he said the issue was the coax amplifier got unplugged, so the signal coming into his house is so low that it needs to be amplified to even function, thats why his internet is so shit. For the most part the speeds will be fine but I would bet his ping sucks and his line has really bad jitter.
 
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FallGout said:
A while ago both of his lines went out and he said the issue was the coax amplifier got unplugged, so the signal coming into his house is so low that it needs to be amplified to even function, thats why his internet is so shit. For the most part the speeds will be fine but I would bet his ping sucks and his line has really bad jitter.
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Let me get this straight, this dumb motherfucker pays out of his ass for 2 ultra expensive internet lines that are supposedly the best available, but they are knee capped to the point of being average at best? Fucking outstanding move dsp.
 
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FallGout said:
A while ago both of his lines went out and he said the issue was the coax amplifier got unplugged, so the signal coming into his house is so low that it needs to be amplified to even function, thats why his internet is so shit. For the most part the speeds will be fine but I would bet his ping sucks and his line has really bad jitter.
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to do this day i'll never understand why. he doesn't call them up to get it fixed (oh wait improving my business? fuck that)
and why he hasn't connected the dots that he's the common factor in his "poor netcode" argument, his insistence that its them not him isn't working on his fans so he might as well crumble and fix the fucking problem
 
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Shambler said:
to do this day i'll never understand why. he doesn't call them up to get it fixed (oh wait improving my business? fuck that)
and why he hasn't connected the dots that he's the common factor in his "poor netcode" argument, his insistence that its them not him isn't working on his fans so he might as well crumble and fix the fucking problem
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He doesn't need to. They work fine for what he needs them for and he barely plays games online as it is. He doesn't actually give a shit about any latency issues because he's going to complain regardless. And I actually believe him about how it would be more expensive to cancel one line right now because of how telecomm companies offer bundle packages and shit like that. Lots of times it's cheaper to get shit you don't need, or to just keep the unnecessary thing if you're trying to save money, and then just not renewing. The big test will be when he says the contract expires, which, IIRC, is next year or something.
 
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Synth said:
He doesn't need to. They work fine for what he needs them for and he barely plays games online as it is. He doesn't actually give a shit about any latency issues because he's going to complain regardless. And I actually believe him about how it would be more expensive to cancel one line right now because of how telecomm companies offer bundle packages and shit like that. Lots of times it's cheaper to get shit you don't need, or to just keep the unnecessary thing if you're trying to save money, and then just not renewing. The big test will be when he says the contract expires, which, IIRC, is next year or something.
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could have sworn it ends somewhere in the fall this year but he rambles so often i just tune it out and i'll snap back and he's talking about a completely different subject, so i probably missed it
 
EmperorGoutatine said:
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What a sad, embarrassing gouty little man.
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Balding 37 year old in a Sonic t-shirt, no children, sitting next to a stuffed bunny on a cum-encrusted loveseat, yelling at a racing game made for autists while my Michigan mail-order bride gets ready for work...

Hey Alexa, look up painless suicide methods.
 
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Shambler said:
DSP brought this up, "tips aren't donations" and can anyone explain to me if there is a real difference?
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Not that I'm away of. You can give money to whomever you please, but people typically think of giving to non-profit charities when they hear donations. Plus, you presuambly got something, entertainment, for the money you give.
 
Might be a bit late haven't kept up lately.

I really wish people would stop tagging other people like Cohh. Quit trying to bring these type of streamers down to Phil's level. It never works.

It makes Phil look the exact opposite of what you're trying to attempt him to be painted as to people who really could give no shits about. Especially when you get a nice respectful response like this.
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Man decided to pop in on the sonic stream and I just dont understand streaming culture. what possesses someone to bother talking in a stream chat with some autistic one liner. the only time ive ever even cared about a stream chat is when I was in a low quality stream with like 20 people and the streamer and everyone else was actually involved in one discussion.

I just dont get it, I dont get subbing for emotes either, who gives a fuck about some lame ass little image you can only use on one shitty site. Its all just goofy shit to me, Jesus is this what getting old is like?
 
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