Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

i still have not received my sentence, i feel very very special now, even cyber jesus cant judge me

How unfortunate. I need more Kiwi people to be reincarnated as critters. We'll all go on adventures like some zany Disney movie!

 

[Marionette]

Since you CONTINUE to ignore my questions I'll just put them all in one post:

Is Half Life 3 confirmed?
What is life like while you are awaiting reincarnation? Do you become one with the void or is it like sitting in a waiting room? Do we get a watercooler in limbo? Or are we ghosts?
What does the Book of Mormon apply to all this? Does it have a secret code as well?
What is the correct cause towards the math of the Bermuda Triangle?
You declare all these sentences as hellish life, what does a good life entitle?
If we apply the Golden Ratio to this formula does this mean God is not aesthetically pleasing?
What charities does God support specifically? Should I put one before the other such as breast cancer or starving children?
If we are going by a number system why do you grade with letters? Wouldn't a triple XXX be worse than an F?
What are the grading percentages based on? Can I get a better grade by doing extra credit? What if my parents beat me for getting a B- in life?
Or are we going on the different circles of hell by Dante Alighieri's vision? It's got numbers.
Since your prophecy goes by reincarnation does that mean there is no hell or demons? Is Satan truly just the number 666?
Is heaven's postal code 777?
Why have you been chosen to discover this mass secret and not scientists? I think they might catch this.
Do we have an indoctrination program?
Do we have a plan B involving Kool Aid?
What role does Cthulhu play in this?
Why do you format they way you do? This isn't Deviantart.
Have you gazed into the unknown?
If your dick is 7.4 inches are you blessed? This is a serious question.
What is my judgement Cyber Jesus?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

I'm kinda holding out hope that there's no mental health issue and he's just a queer bird. I'd feel bad if he was diagnosable.

Gene,

I was just thinking the same thing about you, 1191980125! There Are No Coincidences.

 

[Cubanodun]

How unfortunate. I need more Kiwi people to be reincarnated as critters. We'll all go on adventures like some zany Disney movie!

just imagine our toys in Happy meals boxes

 

[Cuck Norris]

If your dick is 7.4 inches are you blessed? This is a serious question.

I, too, would like this question answered, CyberJesus.

 

[XYZpdq]

Since you CONTINUE to ignore my questions I'll just put them all in one post:

Is Half Life 3 confirmed?
What is life like while you are awaiting reincarnation? Do you become one with the void or is it like sitting in a waiting room? Do we get a watercooler in limbo? Or are we ghosts?
What does the Book of Mormon apply to all this? Does it have a secret code as well?
What is the correct cause towards the math of the Bermuda Triangle?
You declare all these sentences as hellish life, what does a good life entitle?
If we apply the Golden Ratio to this formula does this mean God is not aesthetically pleasing?
What charities does God support specifically? Should I put one before the other such as breast cancer or starving children?
If we are going by a number system why do you grade with letters? Wouldn't a triple XXX be worse than an F?
What are the grading percentages based on? Can I get a better grade by doing extra credit? What if my parents beat me for getting a B- in life?
Or are we going on the different circles of hell by Dante Alighieri's vision? It's got numbers.
Since your prophecy goes by reincarnation does that mean there is no hell or demons? Is Satan truly just the number 666?
Is heaven's postal code 777?
Why have you been chosen to discover this mass secret and not scientists? I think they might catch this.
Do we have an indoctrination program?
Do we have a plan B involving Kool Aid?
What role does Cthulhu play in this?
Why do you format they way you do? This isn't Deviantart.
Have you gazed into the unknown?
If your dick is 7.4 inches are you blessed? This is a serious question.
What is my judgement Cyber Jesus?

You forgot the most important question.

Spoiler: The most important question

How big is Batista's dick?

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Gene,

I was just thinking the same thing about you, 1191980125! There Are No Coincidences.

Hey Brad, dude....listen, I have a message for you, you silly fucker you:

8675309, 24601, 525,600, 411

 

[Le Bateleur]

While I certainly wouldn't expect definitives considering you don't know the guy beyond what he's typing, but let's say he's not neurotypical. Would us engaging him in anyway have an affect? I could see how if we encouraged him that could be bad. Would disagreeing be an issue, or would he simply ignore something that does not align with his world view?

I certainly think anything that substantially furthers his delusions would be a bad idea - like somebody pretending to have read his works and obtained miraculous powers from them - but I'm sure nobody from here is going to do something like that.

He seems to have a history online, most of it people disagreeing with him, so he's probably used to that. I'm not sure he'd ignore our arguments so much as fail to grasp them. I expect that his brain processes information and judges its validity in a very different way than any of ours. Much of what we say probably appears nonsensical to him. The messianic overtones to his personality also suggest he likely takes mockery and rejection as further confirmation of his own status.

In short I don't expect talking with him here is going to affect him in any way, but it will probably become pretty circular (at least on his end) before long.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Shokew
CWCKIForums.com

You appear to believe in GOD; do you really? Do you believe Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate? Do you believe that the Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions. (Rev 20:12-13)?

You very rudely judged me, therefore...

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life then 174 years reincarnated as non-human with 17.4 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

 

[XYZpdq]

like somebody pretending to have read his works and obtained miraculous powers from them - but I'm sure nobody from here is going to do something like that

Of course not.

Wait!
I can feel those numbers from his sentence overwhelming me....


arrhahhhghag

9849479497 19717911791 971971971913 213213213978791916521 HAHAHA HE FORGOT TO CARRY THE TWO WHEN HE JUDGED ME NOW I HAVE SUPER POWERS AND HE CAN'T STOP ME 916 321971971 354974 32164546749163152

 

[Loke]

Gene,

I was just thinking the same thing about you, 1191980125! There Are No Coincidences.

I have an actual question about your pathetic book of mythology, mortal. Out of Cain and Able, which one fucked his mother to have more kids?

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Shokew
CWCKIForums.com

You appear to believe in GOD; do you really? Do you believe Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate? Do you believe that the Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions. (Rev 20:12-13)?

You very rudely judged me, therefore...

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life then 174 years reincarnated as non-human. When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

LOLNope. Veto!

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Gene,

Re: "74 degrees Fahrenheit being ideal", that is a bit subjective. But blame Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit who was a Freemason. "Freemasons encode everything." - two programs on History Channel. When the Space Shuttle was flying and there was a woman onboard, NASA kept its temperature at 74F. Same thing with the International Space Station. Were you aware of these facts? Probably not. A hurricane displays certain characteristics of a hurricane only when it reaches 74 mph/64 knots sustained winds. There's nothing "arbitrary" about that at all.

Re: ISS and Space Shuttle:

The temperature and humidity varies from module to module. The US lab is usually around 72°F (22°C) degrees. The Russian Segment tends to be a little warmer and more humid. Overall, temperature can vary between ~67°F (19°C) and ~82°F (27°C).

Re: Hurricane being arbitrary.
It's just a name. It's not like saying water becomes ice at 0°C or certain ceramics become a superconductor at −183 °C where it behaves completely differently. A 'storm' that has 75 MPH winds is no more deadly or dangerous than one that has 73 MPH winds. It's an arbitrary distinction. Other areas of the world don't even use the concept of '5 levels of hurricane'. I mean, didn't you ever wonder why the US never gets hit with a Typhoon and the Pacific never gets hit with a Hurricane? It's because it's just an arbitrary term.

In the Atlantic and Eastern Pacific Oceans the scale is:
Category Five
≥157 mph, ≥252 km/h
Category Four
130–156 mph, 209–251 km/h
Category Three
111–129 mph, 178–208 km/h
Category Two
96–110 mph, 154–177 km/h
Category One
74–95 mph, 119–153 km/h
Tropical storm
39–73 mph, 63–118 km/h
Tropical depression
≤38 mph, ≤62 km/h

Western Pacific Ocean:
Typhoon
118–156 km/h
Severe Tropical Storm
89–117 km/h
Tropical Storm
62–88 km/h
Tropical Depression
≤61 km/h

A Typhoon starts at 73 mph. In Australia a "Category 1 Storm" starts at 39 mph.

Glad to see you addressed all my other points.

 

[Cubanodun]

my calculator is giving me numbers too, its god?

 

[Loke]

Shokew
CWCKIForums.com

You appear to believe in GOD; do you really? Do you believe Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate? Do you believe that the Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions. (Rev 20:12-13)?

You very rudely judged me, therefore...

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life then 174 years reincarnated as non-human. When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Also, don't you know that mistah Jebus never existed?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Absinthe,

Let's test your grasp of reality. For the record, do you believe in GOD? Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate? The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions." (Rev 20:12-13)

You would be wise to consider the wisdom of Ward Cleaver as said to his son Beaver, "Wrong is wrong no matter how many people say it's right and right is right no matter how many people say it's wrong."

Science uses documented observations and mathematical proofs for its truth. I've done this with the GOD=7_4 program/algorithm/code. Have you read http://GOD704.wikia.com ? Numbers don't lie.

 

[Marionette]

@Brad Watson_Miami So why aren't we using the binary system for these shenanigans? The alphabet cannot be applied to all languages.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Absinthe,

Let's test your grasp of reality. For the record, do you believe in GOD? Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate? The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions." (Rev 20:12-13)

You would be wise to consider the wisdom of Ward Cleaver as said to his son Beaver, "Wrong is wrong no matter how many people say it's right and right is right no matter how many people say it's wrong."

Science uses documented observations and mathematical proofs for its truth. I've done this with the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code. Have you read http://GOD704.wikia.com ? Numbers don't lie.

I believe in God, and I'm quite upset that you're claiming to be him.

Therefore, my dear friends, flee from idolatry. I speak to sensible people; judge for yourselves what I say … Do I mean then that a sacrifice offered to an idol is anything, or that an idol is anything? No, but the sacrifices of pagans are offered to demons, not to God, and I do not want you to be participants with demons. You cannot drink the cup of the Lord and the cup of demons too; you cannot have a part in both the Lord's table and the table of demons. Are we trying to arouse the Lord's jealousy? Are we stronger than he?

— 1 Corinthians 10:14, 19-22 (NIV)

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Oh! And the Freemasonry stuff and pretty much any conspiracy theory is an excellent example of "Cargo Cult Science":

Good little video, helps you learn when actual science is being performed and when it's just the trappings of science.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Absinthe,

Let's test your grasp of reality. For the record, do you believe in GOD? Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate? The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions." (Rev 20:12-13)

You would be wise to consider the wisdom of Ward Cleaver as said to his son Beaver, "Wrong is wrong no matter how many people say it's right and right is right no matter how many people say it's wrong."

Science uses documented observations and mathematical proofs for its truth. I've done this with the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code. Have you read http://GOD704.wikia.com ? Numbers don't lie.

Brad, dude, I want to impart to you the wisdom of Red Forman:

"You dumbass!"