Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
Yes. In my eternal soul's last human incarnation, I was Albert Einstein. 2,000 years ago, I was Y'shua ben Yosef. 6,000 years ago, I was the ET/'God-guy' in the Guardin' of Eden. 500,000 years ago, I was the first amphibian.... I AM GOD's 'chosen one'/the Christ.

Are you open-minded to reincarnation? And please, no answers from the 5th Grade class-clown.

I think you are literally the first person I've ever met that claimed he was Jesus. I mean, I've heard tales of people doing that, usually those with supreme mental illness, but to see it in person...

On a more serious note, why do you work backwards and manipulate data to fit your beliefs?
 
@dcisp
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YHWH(4 letters) = Yehowah(7). You've chosen to mock GOD. Does that make you feel superior to others who show respect to GOD? How sad.

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Very bad luck then 174 years reincarnated as non-human.
 
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dcisp
kiwifarms.net

YHWH(4 letters) = Yehowah(7). You've chosen to mock GOD. Does that make you feel superior to others who show respect to GOD? How sad.

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck then 174 years reincarnated as non-human.

I like how basically have to wait until after they're dead to do anything to them. Barring that, you bust out Curseyehamehas.

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