Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
Brad, how do you expect Rizzo to take you seriously if you don't even explain what you're talking about? When does his 666 years start? What do you mean by hellish conditions? What kind of community service could he do to lessen his sentence? Also how should he go about petitioning your court?

@ByCuriousStander,

Frank Rizzo is not to be taken seriously. He's estranged himself from GOD/God. All reincarnation sentences begin upon someone's death. And I said, "Very hellish circumstances." You tell me, look around the world; what's the most hellish place to live as far as your opinion? Somalia? North Korea? Dallas? (The Cowboys are currently getting creamed!)

What's your idea of some appropriate community service? Working hard for Habitat for Humanity would work for me; how about you?

If one truly repents and does an appropriate amount of community service, then GOD will know. Right? I can be reached at http://7seals.yuku.com . (I should copy all these sentences onto that forum. [I need a secretary.])
 
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ByCuriousStander,

Frank Rizzo is not to be taken seriously. He's estranged himself from GOD/God. All reincarnation sentences begin upon someone's death. And I said, "Very hellish circumstances." You tell me, look around the world; what's the most hellish place to live as far as your opinion? Somalia? North Korea? Dallas? (The Cowboys are currently getting creamed!)

What's your idea of some appropriate community service? Working hard for Habitat for Humanity would work for me; how about you?

If one truly repents and does an appropriate amount of community service, then GOD will know. Right? I can be reached at http://7seals.yuku.com . (I should copy all these sentences onto that forum. [I need a secretary.])
No, really, try this shit with the Latin bible. See what happens.
 
ByCuriousStander,

Frank Rizzo is not to be taken seriously. He's estranged himself from GOD/God. All reincarnation sentences begin upon someone's death. And I said, "Very hellish circumstances." You tell me, look around the world; what's the most hellish place to live as far as your opinion? Somalia? North Korea? Dallas? (The Cowboys are currently getting creamed!)

What's your idea of some appropriate community service? Working hard for Habitat for Humanity would work for me; how about you?

If one truly repents and does an appropriate amount of community service, then GOD will know. Right? I can be reached at http://7seals.yuku.com . (I should copy all these sentences onto that forum. [I need a secretary.])

Help, I've been drawn into this.

How does the Doctrine of Grace fit in with your community-service view?
 
"The Nestling brain, heart, muscles and newborns are 64% water. They speak Eqfish(6 letters, 64=E5+Q17+F6+I9+S19+H8), they recofnize FOD as The Creator, they love playinf checkers and chess (64-square board), and their gavorite beer is Miller 64."
Aliens love beer confirmed. Brad we'd understand better if you just talked to us and had conversations rather than just retyping exactly what you have on your forum.
also why are the F's and G's switched on your forum?
 
This dude is assuming that the ENTIRE Bible was written in English.
(A) Don't call me dude. (B) STOP spreading false information. Everyone knows that the 'Old Testament' was written primarily in Hebrew and a little in Aramaic and the Christian Testament (after 2,000 years they're hardly the "New Testament") was originally written in Greek. STOP being such a 41521385217.
 
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I notice you misspelled my name as 'ByCuriousStander.' Gonna assume you meant to imply bi-curious. So I guess this means you hate the gays?

Seeing as you are definitely GOD/God, I think this is a very important question you need to answer.

This reminds me of something I learned about our boy Albert Einstein:

He was extremely unfaithful to his wife, cheated on her several times with younger ladies.

Not very Christian, right?

By that logic, Brad my dude, you were horrible, sinning filth in your past life...
 
(A) Don't call me dude. (B) STOP spreading false information. Everyone knows that the 'Old Testament' was written primarily in Hebrew and a little in Aramaic and the Christian Testament (after 2,000 years they're hardly the "New Testament") was originally written in Greek. STOP being such a 421198217.
Then do the math with the hebrew version, dude. Fun fact, in certain parts of Africa, "dude" is the butt hair of an elephant. I wasn't ever calling you the American version.
 
whats the worst sentence you've ever given anybody? I wanna make sure my G-d is a righteous G-d or if you prefer my Einstein to be a justice serving Einstein.
There's no such thing as your G-d or my G-d; there's only One G-D. And there's always been one person alive with the best understanding of what G-D is currently communicating.
 
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