Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@wristwatchswisswatch
CWCKIForums.com

You have rudely judged and mocked me while being* aware of its ramifications. Therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 1/4/15 07:45 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years just for these sins (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, do many hours of verifiable community service, and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 74 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com


*Synchronism: 1/4/15 17:01 "Dakota Watson. That's a BIG penalty!" - NFL Playoffs Detroit vs. Dallas on FOX

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years just for these sins (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

So when you say 174 years does that start right now or when he dies?

 

[Frank Rizzo]

In the time you've taken to mash the keys on your keyboard to write this babble, I've veto'ed mine and wristwatchs' sentences. We both get A's, a gold star, and a plate of chocolate chip cookies.

And guess what? You get NO cookies....

 

[wristwatchswisswatch]

wristwatchswisswatch
kiwifarms.net
*Fart noises*

But in all seriousness why are you quoting the NFL playoffs when Golf was supposed to be the Lord's secret sport?

So when you say 174 years does that start right now or when he dies?

He means that I won't die for 174 years, and then after that I can die and reincarnate. Pretty great.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

*Synchronism: 1/4/15 17:01 "Dakota Watson. That's a BIG penalty!" - NFL Playoffs Detroit vs. Dallas on FOX

I love these quotes. also whats the best way to get ahold of you if they want to repent. Can you write out what the possible offenses are so we are more aware of the rules you put out?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Frank Rizzo
CWCKIForums.com

You were clearly WARNED about contempt-of-court. Therefore...


By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 1/4/15 17:11 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years just for these sins (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, do many hours of verifiable community service, and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 174 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any further contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment. I'll now try my best to ignore you here.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Brad, I have a genuine question for you. You claim to be the reincarnation of Christ. So I gotta ask, are you in direct contact with God?

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Mr. Watson Miami, what is your personal view on people like the man behind TempleOS, who claim to be in direct contact with God to the point where he influences almost all of their lives? Also, if you can, could you ask what God's view is on those people and relay his response back to us?

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Frank Rizzo
CWCKIForums.com

You were clearly WARNED about contempt-of-court. Therefore...


By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 1/4/15 17:11 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years just for these sins (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, do many hours of verifiable community service, and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 174 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any further contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment. I'll now try my best to ignore you here.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

*Shrug* Dude, you can sentence me till the cows come home, I simply veto them, so it cancels itself out.

Why even bother?

 

[wristwatchswisswatch]

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Brad Watson_Miami I noticed you wrote that you were "ET/God" in Eden. What planet is God from?

GOD: the 'all-inclusive system as a whole'/this 'Universe as quantum computer'.

Read Genasis 6:4. The Nefilem(64=N14+E5+F6+I9+L12+E5+M13)* were extraterrestrials - Ancient Aliens - and were possibly from the http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .


*Synchronism: 1/4/15 17:15 "Where's Orion Belt?" ad during NFL Playoffs on FOX

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Brad, how do you expect Rizzo to take you seriously if you don't even explain what you're talking about? When does his 666 years start? What do you mean by hellish conditions? What kind of community service could he do to lessen his sentence? Also how should he go about petitioning your court? I mean it sounds like you're making up a bunch of bullshit.

 

[wristwatchswisswatch]

Brad, how do you expect Rizzo to take you seriously if you don't even explain what you're talking about? When does his 666 years start? What do you mean by hellish conditions? What kind of community service could he do to lessen his sentence? Also how should he go about petitioning your court? I mean it sounds like you're making up a bunch of bullshit.

It doesn't just SOUND like it, friend.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

So when you say 174 years does that start right now or when he dies?

After he dies - it's a reincarnation sentence. That should have been obvious.

 

[Dilbertmann]

*Shrug* Dude, you can sentence me till the cows come home, I simply veto them, so it cancels itself out.

Why even bother?

Space Jesus has got to feed that ego somehow, and ravenously attack anyone that he thinks is a threat to his own schitzophrenic sanctions. He's hardly a real threat, and even then chances are he may just get himself into Hell with this kind of behavior.

Point is, Space Jesus isn't Jesus. He's...probably Pluto Pope. Or something of that matter.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Come one, come all! I offer everyone posting in this thread, nay, *all* members of the Kiwi's:

My official "Frank Rizzo veto", good on *all* of Space Jesus' sentences!

 

[Marionette]

So like, what do you do until you are reincarnated? Become one with the void? Sit in a very long waiting room with no magazines? Need some context here.

 

[wristwatchswisswatch]

After he dies - it's a reincarnation sentence. That should have been obvious.

It's too late, you have given me the powers you yourself have always wished for.

 

[Educated Stupid]

1. D is only the 4th letter in the English alphabet and G is only the 7th letter in the English alphabet. For example, by applying the 7_4 algorithm to the Polish alphabet, which has more letters, I get COE, which isn't even a word. This seems rather arbitrary.
2. Why do you put numbers in front of certain words?

 

[Cubanodun]

i want to be judged too! how many years of misery i have to live to be reincarnated as a japanese little girl?

 

[wristwatchswisswatch]

1. D is only the 4th letter in the English alphabet and G is only the 7th letter in the English alphabet. For example, by applying the 7_4 algorithm to the Polish alphabet, which has more letters, I get COE, which isn't even a word. This seems rather arbitrary.
2. Why do you put numbers in front of certain words?

This dude is assuming that the ENTIRE Bible was written in English. If you substitute almost ANY other language (Spanish: Dios) then you're going to get completely different results.