Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Cubanodun]

Jesus is using the internet, we are in the era of divinity 2.0, next week, god will appear in twitch to give his final judgment to humanity...and you can subscribe him by paying 5.00 bucks

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

I tried reading the Bible once. I fell asleep because the characters were flat and uncompelling.

You should be alot more concerned with GOD/God finding you "flat and uncompelling" after multiple reads.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

Ooh, new cow! And this one's even more insane than Marjan!

also god is fat and I wouldn't have sex with her

 

[Johnny Bravo]

My god can beat up your god.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

You should be alot more concerned with GOD/God finding you "flat and uncompelling" after multiple reads.

Don't get scared Zilt, you have the power of my veto.

And also, God loves all, He doesn't find anyone "flat and uncompelling".

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Jesus is using the internet

Cubanodun,

Jesus son of Joseph died sometime in the 40 years after his crucifixion on Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC. His body was then placed in an ossuary and buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

Are you sure you want to keep that comment of mocking GOD and Christ 2? I AM giving you a chance to delete it.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Jesus son of Joseph died sometime in the 40 years after his crucifixion on Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC. His body was then placed in an ossuary and buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

Pretty sure Joseph wasn't the father.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Cubanodun,

Jesus son of Joseph died sometime in the 40 years after his crucifixion on Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC. His body was then placed in an ossuary and buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

Are you sure you want to keep that comment of mocking GOD and Christ 2? I AM giving you a chance to delete it.

How was Jesus buried in a website if he died in the 1st Century CE?

 

[Marionette]

Hailing from the land declared "This is the place" [citation needed] I have a challenge for you:

Also quit avoiding my questions.

 

[XYZpdq]

Are you sure you want to keep that comment of mocking GOD and Christ 2? I AM giving you a chance to delete it.

jehova is a butt

 

[Arkangel]

If there is a god, and as an atheist, I don't believe there is, he'd have better representation than some dude on the internet finding patterns in arbitrary letters and numbers in an old book.

 

[Cubanodun]

Cubanodun,

Jesus son of Joseph died sometime in the 40 years after his crucifixion on Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC. His body was then placed in an ossuary and buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

Are you sure you want to keep that comment of mocking GOD and Christ 2? I AM giving you a chance to delete it.

or what? you are going to send the space marines? send the imperial fist or the space wolves please

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Ok. I got a second wind to check the science. When looking just a few things jumped out at me that I didn't even need to fact check:

The Supporting Data (valid | invalid)
"74°F is ideally comfortable" Personal preference, maybe, but if we're trying to be 'factual'. Within scientific context the average 'room temperature' is 70.7 °F.

"tropical storms become hurricanes at 74 mph sustained winds" Totally, but again just a word we use. There's no significance

"(Hurri.74 Katrina74 reached 174 mph)" Wait, you spelled out 'Katrinia' but stopped at "Hurri' - a combination of letters that is not a word, but is 74 - and consider that proof? NASA says 162 mph. Wikipedia says 175 mph. At best that's weasel words to say '174 is inclusive of 175'.

". In English, the 7 day week has 4 days not named after heavenly bodies" Sunday (yep), Monday (Moon-day), Tuesday (Twysday [Mars]), Wednesday (Odins-day), Thurday (Thors-day), Friday (Frigs-day [Venus]), Saturday (Saturns-day). Of the seven two are not named for heavenly bodies.

"speed-of-sound is 742.5 mph (sea level, 0° centigrade)" Yup.

"1 horsepower = 746 watts" Indeed it is!! Using the last two items of proof, I will now disprove this theorem using the same logic:

1 ft. = 12 in.
1 in. = 0.0833 ft.
1 yd. = 3 ft.
1 ft. = 0.3333 yd.
1 rod = 5.5000 yd.
1 yd. = 0.1818 rods
1 rod = 0.0250 furlongs
1 mile = 8 furlongs
1 furlong = 0.1250 mi.
1 mi. = 5,280 ft.
1 fathom = 6 ft.
120 fathoms = 1 cable
1 league = 3 mi.
1 m. = 3.2808 ft.
1 m. = 1.0936 yd.
1 rod = 5.029 m.
1 km = 0.621 mi.
1 sq. yd. = 9 sq. ft.
1 sq. rod = 30.25 sq. yd.
1 sq. cm. = 0.1550 sq. in.
1 sq. ft. = 0.0929 sq. m.
1 sq. m. = 1.196 sq. yd.
1 sq. km. = 0.386 sq. mi.
1 cord (wood) = 128 cu. ft.
1 US std. gal. = 231 cu. in.
1 cu. in. = 16.39 cu. cm.
1 cu. m. = 1.308 cu. yd.
1 qt. = 2 pints
1 peck = 8 qt.
1 qt. dry = 1.101 l.
1 peck = 8.810 l.
1 pint = 2 cup
1 qt. = 2 pints
1 gl. = 8 pints
1 US gl. = 0.833 Imp. gl
1 lb. = 16 oz.
1 ton = 2000 lb.
1 oz. = 28.35 gr.
Fahrenheit to Celsius = (9/5 x C) + 32
Tau = 1/2(1+sqrt5)
Planck Length = 1.61619926 × 10-35 meters
Kilogram-Kevin = 6.509 6582 x 1039
Planck Mass in GeV = 1.220 932 x 1019

FDR's Birthday: 1/30/1882
Arnold Palmer's Birthday: 9/10/1929
Abraham Lincoln's Birthday: 2/12/1809
J.S Bach Birthday: 3/31/1685

last but not least:

Hulk Hogan's Birthday: 8/11/1953


No only are there no 74's or 47's. There's no 7's. There's no 4's. Confirmation Bias.

G_D = 74 = Disproved.

*Synchronism: 1/4/15 17:45 Curious Bystander invoking Thor while I wrote a post referring to Thor

 

[Marionette]

If there is a god, and as an atheist, I don't believe there is, he'd have better representation than some dude on the internet finding patterns in arbitrary letters and numbers in an old book.

TECHNICALLY if he is the savior reincarnated, he wouldn't have to justify a book that he essentially wrote himself.

 

[XYZpdq]

Ok. I got a second wind to check the science. When looking just a few things jumped out at me that I didn't even need to fact check:

The Supporting Data (valid | invalid)
"74°F is ideally comfortable" Personal preference, maybe, but if we're trying to be 'factual'. Within scientific context the average 'room temperature' is 70.7 °F.

"tropical storms become hurricanes at 74 mph sustained winds" Totally, but again just a word we use. There's no significance

"(Hurri.74 Katrina74 reached 174 mph)" Wait, you spelled out 'Katrinia' but stopped at "Hurri' - a combination of letters that is not a word, but is 74 - and consider that proof? NASA says 162 mph. Wikipedia says 175 mph. At best that's weasel words to say '174 is inclusive of 175'.

". In English, the 7 day week has 4 days not named after heavenly bodies" Sunday (yep), Monday (moonday), Tuesday (Twysday [Mars]), Wednesday (Odins-day), Thurday (Thors-day), Friday (Frigs-day [Venus]). Of the seven two are not named for heavenly bodies.

"speed-of-sound is 742.5 mph (sea level, 0° centigrade)" Yup.

"1 horsepower = 746 watts" Indeed it is!! Using the last two items of proof, I will now disprove this theorem using the same logic:

1 ft. = 12 in.
1 in. = 0.0833 ft.
1 yd. = 3 ft.
1 ft. = 0.3333 yd.
1 rod = 5.5000 yd.
1 yd. = 0.1818 rods
1 rod = 0.0250 furlongs
1 mile = 8 furlongs
1 furlong = 0.1250 mi.
1 mi. = 5,280 ft.
1 fathom = 6 ft.
120 fathoms = 1 cable
1 league = 3 mi.
1 nautical mi. = 6076.11 ft.
1 m. = 3.2808 ft.
1 m. = 1.0936 yd.
1 rod = 5.029 m.
1 km = 0.621 mi.
1 sq. yd. = 9 sq. ft.
1 sq. rod = 30.25 sq. yd.
1 sq. cm. = 0.1550 sq. in.
1 sq. ft. = 0.0929 sq. m.
1 sq. m. = 1.196 sq. yd.
1 sq. km. = 0.386 sq. mi.
1 cord (wood) = 128 cu. ft.
1 US std. gal. = 231 cu. in.
1 cu. in. = 16.39 cu. cm.
1 cu. m. = 1.308 cu. yd.
1 qt. = 2 pints
1 peck = 8 qt.
1 qt. dry = 1.101 l.
1 peck = 8.810 l.
1 pint = 2 cup
1 qt. = 2 pints
1 gl. = 8 pints
1 US gl. = 0.833 Imp. gl
1 lb. = 16 oz.
1 ton = 2000 lb.
1 oz. = 28.35 gr.
Fahrenheit to Celsius = (9/5 x C) + 32
Tau = 1/2(1+sqrt5)
Planck Length = 1.61619926 × 10-35 meters
Kilogram-Kevin = 6.509 6582 x 1039
Planck Mass in GeV = 1.220 932 x 1019

FDR's Birthday: 1/30/1882
Arnold Palmer's Birthday: 9/10/1929
Abraham Lincoln's Birthday: 2/12/1809
J.S Bach Birthday: 3/31/1685

last but not least:

Hulk Hogan's Birthday: 8/11/1953


No only are there no 74's or 47's. There's no 7's. There's no 4's. Confirmation Bias.

G_D = 74 = Disproved.

If it doesn't have hulkamania it ain't shit.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Ok. I got a second wind to check the science. When looking just a few things jumped out at me that I didn't even need to fact check:

The Supporting Data (valid | invalid)
"74°F is ideally comfortable" Personal preference, maybe, but if we're trying to be 'factual'. Within scientific context the average 'room temperature' is 70.7 °F.

"tropical storms become hurricanes at 74 mph sustained winds" Totally, but again just a word we use. There's no significance

"(Hurri.74 Katrina74 reached 174 mph)" Wait, you spelled out 'Katrinia' but stopped at "Hurri' - a combination of letters that is not a word, but is 74 - and consider that proof? NASA says 162 mph. Wikipedia says 175 mph. At best that's weasel words to say '174 is inclusive of 175'.

". In English, the 7 day week has 4 days not named after heavenly bodies" Sunday (yep), Monday (moonday), Tuesday (Twysday [Mars]), Wednesday (Odins-day), Thurday (Thors-day), Friday (Frigs-day [Venus]). Of the seven two are not named for heavenly bodies.

"speed-of-sound is 742.5 mph (sea level, 0° centigrade)" Yup.

"1 horsepower = 746 watts" Indeed it is!! Using the last two items of proof, I will now disprove this theorem using the same logic:

1 ft. = 12 in.
1 in. = 0.0833 ft.
1 yd. = 3 ft.
1 ft. = 0.3333 yd.
1 rod = 5.5000 yd.
1 yd. = 0.1818 rods
1 rod = 0.0250 furlongs
1 mile = 8 furlongs
1 furlong = 0.1250 mi.
1 mi. = 5,280 ft.
1 fathom = 6 ft.
120 fathoms = 1 cable
1 league = 3 mi.
1 m. = 3.2808 ft.
1 m. = 1.0936 yd.
1 rod = 5.029 m.
1 km = 0.621 mi.
1 sq. yd. = 9 sq. ft.
1 sq. rod = 30.25 sq. yd.
1 sq. cm. = 0.1550 sq. in.
1 sq. ft. = 0.0929 sq. m.
1 sq. m. = 1.196 sq. yd.
1 sq. km. = 0.386 sq. mi.
1 cord (wood) = 128 cu. ft.
1 US std. gal. = 231 cu. in.
1 cu. in. = 16.39 cu. cm.
1 cu. m. = 1.308 cu. yd.
1 qt. = 2 pints
1 peck = 8 qt.
1 qt. dry = 1.101 l.
1 peck = 8.810 l.
1 pint = 2 cup
1 qt. = 2 pints
1 gl. = 8 pints
1 US gl. = 0.833 Imp. gl
1 lb. = 16 oz.
1 ton = 2000 lb.
1 oz. = 28.35 gr.
Fahrenheit to Celsius = (9/5 x C) + 32
Tau = 1/2(1+sqrt5)
Planck Length = 1.61619926 × 10-35 meters
Kilogram-Kevin = 6.509 6582 x 1039
Planck Mass in GeV = 1.220 932 x 1019

FDR's Birthday: 1/30/1882
Arnold Palmer's Birthday: 9/10/1929
Abraham Lincoln's Birthday: 2/12/1809
J.S Bach Birthday: 3/31/1685

last but not least:

Hulk Hogan's Birthday: 8/11/1953


No only are there no 74's or 47's. There's no 7's. There's no 4's. Confirmation Bias.

G_D = 74 = Disproved.

 

[XYZpdq]

How was Jesus buried in a website if he died in the 1st Century CE?

Why do you seek the living among the web?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Cubanodun
CWCKIForums.com

You chose to mock me when you were clearly WARNED. That's disappointing. Therefore...

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Cubanodun
CWCKIForums.com

You chose to mock me when you were clearly WARNED. That's disappointing. Therefore...

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Veeeeeeeeeeto.

 

[CatParty]

@Brad Watson_Miami
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