Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Le Bateleur]

Absinthe,

Let's test your grasp of reality. For the record, do you believe in GOD? Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate? The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions." (Rev 20:12-13)

You would be wise to consider the wisdom of Ward Cleaver as said to his son Beaver, "Wrong is wrong no matter how many people say it's right and right is right no matter how many people say it's wrong."

Science uses documented observations and mathematical proofs for its truth. I've done this with the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code. Have you read http://GOD704.wikia.com ? Numbers don't lie.

Taking only you questions and answering them in order:

Yes
No
Maybe
No

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Loke,

You're a liar. Jesus son of Joseph was born on Saturday (Shabbat) April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 3755 HC; see astronomer http://MichaelMolnar.com . Y'shua was an Aries the Ram/Lamb and he's often referred to as the "Lamb of GOD". God-incarnate was crucified on the 1st day of Passover Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC, again under the sign of Aries the Ram/Lamb.

 

[XYZpdq]

So this means Leave it to Beaver is the Newer Testament?
Joke's on him anyway, I joined Church of the Subgenius back when Jesus was their business manager. I already talked to the real Jesus when he called me to confirm my order.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Absinthe
CWCKIForums.com

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

So this means Leave it to Beaver is the Newer Testament?
Joke's on him anyway, I joined Church of the Subgenius back when Jesus was their business manager. I already talked to the real Jesus when he called me to confirm my order.

Awesome, I joined Church of the Subgenius in 2012.

Praise Bob!

 

[Cuck Norris]

Absinthe
kiwifarms.net

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

You are an idolator. You worship numbers. You are clearly possessed by demons, here to spread your lies and create more soldiers for the Fallen Angel Lucifer.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Absinthe
CWCKIForums.com

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

Reviewing his case is futile, as he, of course, gets a veto.

 

[XYZpdq]

Absinthe
kiwifarms.net

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

oh no the Bermuda Triangle must be slowing him down

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Theory of Luck

Luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] x
[desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contributions 4 + blessings 4]​

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Theory of Luck

Luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] x [desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contributions 4 + blessings 4]

Sounds like a good roll in D&D.

 

[Cubanodun]

Theory of Luck

Luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] x [desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contributions 4 + blessings 4]

how many throws for the other stats?

 

[Loke]

Loke,

You're a liar. Jesus son of Joseph was born on April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 3755 HC; see astronomer http://MichaelMolnar.com . Y'shua was an Aries the Ram/Lamb and he's often referred to as the "Lamb of GOD". God-incarnate was crucified on Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC again under the sign of Aries the Ram/Lamb.

First of all, I'm not reading your schizo trash. I can garble numbers and make wild claims as well; secondly, do some super basic research. Reasonable people don't just believe wild claims made from one very unreliable source, which you precious bible is, and some hilarious perversion of the hebrew gematria numbers game definitely isn't enough. Mr Jebus is unknown to history, and you're a moron to not know when you've wandered into a hornets nest here. Welcome to hell, bitch. Third, you never answered my question. Cain and Abel. Which one fucked his mother to populate the earth?

 

[galact0r]

If you enter 58008 into your calculator and turn it upside-down, you get "BOOBS".

 

[XYZpdq]

Theory of Luck

Luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] x [desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contributions 4 + blessings 4]

To paraphrase Captain Kirk, what does God need with luck?

 

[Bucharest]

Theory of Luck

Luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] x [desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contributions 4 + blessings 4]

Revised Standardized Translation: Verily be it told unto you, you bring the pooty, we will bring the party. And the Lord God said: let there be bitches!

 

[wagglyplacebo]

To paraphrase Captain Kirk, what does God need with luck?

" sorry if it's not a sports quote or from Leave it to Beaver I don't understand it"- JC

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Revised Standardized Translation: Verily be it told unto you, you bring the pooty, we will bring the party. And the Lord God said: let there be bitches!

You never fail to bring the Win Bucharest, well done!

 

[XYZpdq]

" sorry if it's not a sports quote or from Leave it to Beaver I don't understand it"- JC

Only false messiahs don't watch Star Trek.

 

[Cubanodun]

the only true god in all the internet, praise him

Spoiler: Praise him

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Only false messiahs don't watch Star Trek.

Haile Selassie I - Big Trekkie.