All the nails look ingrown. It's hurts just to look at them
The filming may be for some kind of new weight loss show so they could be paid differently. We will know when the Amazon hauls get bigger and the makeup palettes stop coming from China. They keep saying they went to a doctor. No doubt one for the show. But it could be something new or maybe a "Slaton Sisters weight loss competiion" thing.
I really wish Tammy would do a "what I eat in a day" and not lie. Her channel would make a lot of fast food coinage on that one
Well look at Life By Jen. She hasn't lost a pound in forever. There is no way in hell she is being truthful about what she eats. Because her food hauls and meal prep videos show a diet that would have her losing a lot of weight so she could get her cancer surgery. Dieting deathfats seem incapable of just sucking it up and laying down the real. Because they don't want to see hater comments that hurt their feelings. Tammy's wrench army was banning people from her chats left and right.
Tammy has shown her dieting idiocy before with the meal suppliment drinks she thought she could suck down several at a time and the four Marie Calendar pies she ate at once because they were small. Bitch, have that pie with a salad (Real. Not three pieces of broccolli swimming in a tub of ranch) and a big glass of water if you aren't full enough. Better yet just have the damn salad and water. 'Cause your ass don't need no pie.
She's got a dietician but you know that she isn't really listening and she is too stupid to figgur it out/doesn't want to gve up the food.
I would love to see a truthful daily menu from Tammy. No pretending that the eating ever stops. Because you don't break 600 lbs without giant meals and non-stop snacking. I want to see an actual real time shop with me Walmart hurl. Pink Fairy does these and she throws all kinds of junk into her cart so many times a week that her husband either makes bank or she has a huge tugboat that goes mostly towards unicorn themed cupcakes and taco fixin's. Grant it it is mostly Walmart and Aldi. Maybe it isn't that much money. But damn does she shop a lot for someone with access to a car who doesn't have to lug groceries home or to the bus stop.
I want to see TamTam, Amy and Michael at Walmart in scooters with grabbin' sticks. I think the temptation of cheap junk food would prevent any deception. I would love to see what really comes out of those grocery bags. What do they eat for dinner? Besides the roach garnish I mean. We really don't get to see that. I doubt any of them can cook well. But they do have those awful family recipes that are fatty processed junk slopped together. I would think the microwave is the primary cooker and the oven what gets too hot what with muh arm rolls a flappin' this way and that while I'm a cookin'.
Michael can probably barely process the concept of putting cold cuts between bread.
I think if they got real abou what they eat they would really get some nice views and maybe even more positive comments from other deathfats always looking for someone just like them. The whole "weightloss" community on Youtubey is rife with failure, sadness and emotional eating.
There was probably zero manipulation involved. Tammy is more greedy, egotistical, and selfish than she is fat. So is Amy for that matter. All Amy had to say is they're going to be on TV and famous and that was it. It wouldn't even be a lie on Amy's part because she really believes she'll be a famous star after this (and maybe already does).
For all we know she thinks she'll be doing the daytime talkshow circuit and getting a movie deal after she becomes TLC famous. She can rub it in the faces of her other siblings. Like the big time McDonald's chef that
used to be the family professional.
Any money they make will be wasted on trailer trash level garbage and be gone in a heartbeat.
I was wondering, given that they live in a rented home, do they need the owner's permission to film there? It's for TV and requires a crew that could cause damage. Unless moving forward they get placed in a temporary dwelling that is easier to control.
Mike and a Slaton's Sister hot threesome, anyone?
Maybe that's what the mic is really there for.
As gross as it is, they could make a lot of money charging access to threeway Slaton relations.
Without even getting into the mechanics of how Mike would be able to, er, sex it up with Tam-Tam, I'm pretty sure her biochemistry is so fucked up that she would be unable to conceive and, even if she were, her lifestyle would insure that poor kid would never see the light of day.
Which is kind of a pity because, really, can you imagine what the love child of Mike and Tammy would be like? That would be the dumbest, fattest Slaton of all time.
I don't know. I kind of liked good ol' Jerry Lynn - a plucky little sped redneck (spedneck?) being all hostile and trying like hell to keep up with his slightly-less-'tarded friends. Who doesn't love a good underdog story?
Finding a hole that isn't just a fupa roll would sap the strength of even the most virile of men. And Michael looks like he barely has enough energy to blink most of the time. Going spelunking in those sweaty cottage cheese caves must send him into a twelve hour coma on matin' night.
I have to wonder if Michael has ever gawked longingly at Tammy, given that while she's a bigger gal her face ain't quite as bad and she looks 20 years younger than her little sister Amy. She also does the fake baby voice instead of the horrible screech Amy has been doing lately that makes her sound more and more like Maw every day.
A Michael/Tammy hybrid would be the ultimate in fat, dumb redneck trash. And the family scandal surrounding it would be like the Slaton version of Dynasty. Instead of wealthy bitches in giant shoulder pads it would be poor, fat, sweaty bitches in Walmart brand spaghetti tops.
I saw Walmart's display of those tops in the plus section a couple weeks back. They were $1.68. I immediately thought of Amy.
