Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

Her monthly earnings have gone way down, not that I ever believed she was making 10k a month. Might be time to start selling noodz pictures of your layyygs, Amber.
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[itsoktobewhite]

Fixed.

How much would a never-before-seen HD photograph of amberlynn's legs go for in an auction?
I'd definitely pay a pretty penny for it- although at this point, we're much more likely to get a picture of her tits before she shows us those shelf holders.

 

[497]

There are bariatric adult diapers, actually. These fit up to an 80" waist in the largest size offering. I took a look at Torrid's size chart and their 6X size range is 60-64" for waist and 72-76" for low hip, so if she can cram herself into that size she could probably cram herself into the jumbo fatass diapers.

those diapers would be visible under her leggings. maybe that's why she has to wear dresses long enough. then she'd really be a big giant baby. maybe Becky has that fetish of AL playing a baby.

 

[ADHD]

we're much more likely to get a picture of her tits before she shows us those shelf holders.

Of course we would. No one wants to see her tits.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Why doesn't she do a "Fat Girl Across America" bike ride???

She could do a “Fat Girl Across America” scooty puff ride.

 

[Gorl68]

I was just wondering with all the tornadoes, and flooding and what not happening. What would AL do in an emergency situation?? If the house suddenly caught fire, would she even be able to get out of the house now that she's bed bound?? What if there's a tornado? She wouldn't be able to get to the basement unless she had lots of warning. What if she lost her 100s of Torrid tarps, dangly earrings, or unwritten in journals? How would she start over? Would Eric and Ricky just cut ties and find their own place?

I'm response to what she would do in an emergency... People that size are instructed to stay and wait for rescue. In rural Kentucky that baisically means she's fucked.
PL:

Spoiler

Unfortunately one of my boyfriends co-workers is Amber's size. She was told that she's a fire hazard due to hallway congestion preventing others from escaping, as well as the obvious risk she would pose to herself trying to get out in a panic. When they do fire drills she gathers up all the obese clients and they sit around in the corner room as they should in an emergency. Ofcourse in the case if a *real* fire I doubt people would be so considerate though. We know Amber's personality, she'd gladly sacrifice Becky or the gays if it meant getting out alive, even if it means killing herself later.

 

[Big Tiddy Goth GF]

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Eric low key hates her.

 

[Damaged Goods]

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[Rabbit Bones]

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The "lol" lets you know she was probably screaming at Eric while she tweeted that.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Some new tweets. The only things of note are that she admitted to putting on a fake persona to regain subs after shrimpgate and that she appropriated Becky's nephew.

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In no way shape or form does she lack a personality!

It was literally like exactly approximately 17 days ago!

If you can't see well what's shown in the pic she's replying to, it's a selfie from mother's day in which she's wearing the earreeens she showcased in th last torrid haul.

Wait, HumbleLynn was just an act?!? I am shocked!!!

And Becky's nephew is now AL's nephew

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

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Lawd, the chocker.

 

[angela_mariac]

"You're so calculated?" Is she subtweeting her myfitnesspal account?

I think you mean to say "you're so calculating" you dumb bitch

The funny part of her myfitness pal account is that when she sees that someone loses weight or eats better than her she block them....

yeah, she blocks any person that proves her that lose weight is not that hard as she believes...

those diapers would be visible under her leggings. maybe that's why she has to wear dresses long enough. then she'd really be a big giant baby. maybe Becky has that fetish of AL playing a baby.

Or maybe that is the reason why her booty looks weird.... because of the diapers...

this diapers thing make me wonder... who heal and calm her diapers rush??? I mean her arms cannot reach lower areas anymore....

This diaper situation confirms to me my wondering of why we never saw her mentioning a brief's pack or bras pack on her hauls.... since in torrid they sell them like that...

 

[Not me]

Laughing so hard right now. She looks so much like Tam Tam:

Tamamu goes swimming for a few minutes and thinks she came out of the pool thinner.

I bet they drained and are cleaning out that pool as I am typing this.

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[Wyzzerd]

There are bariatric adult diapers, actually. These fit up to an 80" waist in the largest size offering. I took a look at Torrid's size chart and their 6X size range is 60-64" for waist and 72-76" for low hip, so if she can cram herself into that size she could probably cram herself into the jumbo fatass diapers.

Or her weird shelf ass is so deformed that even those wouldn't fit our dainty gorl.

Can you imagine being so big that adult super ultra mega deathfat diapers cant fit you anymore? That should be extremely alarming, but this is amber. Nothing scares our queen of moderation except for restraint and effort, the two things that would actually help her.

But what does this old wizard know? We are in the glorious age of fat acceptance! It's just genetics, pcos, thyroid problems, and that company is just a bigot for not going up to a size 100" waistline! All aboard the scooty puff, wahoo!

 

[497]

the diapers thing... AL has said she sits around the house pantless alot. another reason to need so many wax melts.

 

[Phalanx]

Thanks guys I am at work fucking dying that picture is classic Amber

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Laughing so hard right now. She looks so much like Tam Tam:

We know Tam Tam broke 600. Shattered it.

 

[Pargon]

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I will happily take mad ratings for the chance to say Jesus fuck it grates on me so badly how much she eyefucks herself in every single goddamn selfie. Not sure if actual vanity or simply a Herculean attempt at self-delusion but seeing her pull the instathot faces is just endlessly infuriating.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I will happily take mad ratings for the chance to say Jesus fuck it grates on me so badly how much she eyefucks herself in every single goddamn selfie. Not sure if actual vanity or simply a Herculean attempt at self-delusion but seeing her pull the instathot faces is just endlessly infuriating.

And, I see we've come back around to sticking her nasty tongue out for selfies.