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In my defense, I had been drinking for a bit when I posted that. (Which is why I normally lurk when I drink)
đˇ Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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In my defense, I had been drinking for a bit when I posted that. (Which is why I normally lurk when I drink)
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Since @theralph 's streaming career is pretty much dead, how long until Ralph starts doing "why do good girls like bad guys" Tik Toks with Soph?
The Qbe
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Why are you people using the horrifying tag it's ok she will be fine Ralph can't do anything to her she has over 800k subs remember
shioq
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Calling Kiwifarms an echo chamber while defending someone that would gladly ban everyone that disagrees with him. He's actually taking Kiwifarms seriously.
Imnotretardedimjustme
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Will he do that or try to steal coaches incel stick? I think he actually could have an audince there, as soon he shares a picture of himself and his wife you can´t help but feel pity.
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Will Ethan "it's alright if she's young, she has 800k subs" Ralph steal the inceldom from the clutches of Coach "hell yeah you gotta cuck" Redpill? find out on the next episode of DragonGunt Z
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Shortly after the "I got hacked" arc, whenever he tries to pull that one.
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The gunt will slumber until there's a new e-grifter movement to sink his hooks in.
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honestly I am surprised he isn't going after the Vic Mignogna sycophants right now. I guess it might not work as well since people are searching on youtube for updates, they aren't searching on Google and clicking weird sites called DLive. Few people have started channels on the backs of that movement and TUG and Yellow Flash used it to go from 1.2k average views per video to 28k average views per video if they put Vic in the title. That's the current big grift.
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He's admitted to only ever watching one animes. He seems self aware enough that trying to pass to grab weeb views would backfire. Besides, he would rather snatch boomer/early genx eyes since they are the ones who more likely to throw their money at him willfully and bringing the animes to the forefront would drive them away.
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Plus trying to muscle in on Rackets territory on a lesser-known platform sounds like a dumb idea, especially since Nick and Dick are the only two big players that seem to like him still. I don't think Nick would go full disavowal, but I'd imagine he'd get somewhat irate over such a blatant leech.
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If he could capitalize on anime he would need zidan and gator because they're Jojo fans but even then the JJBA fanbase wouldn't waste their time on some drunk redneck trying to say oraoraoraoraora and his dragonball knowledge is complete shit.
The alt-right fans are probably gone by this time too because all Ralph does is dead Trump memes and all he has is the "Matt nooooo" that he himself ran into the ground.
He can't have a gamer fan base because he's worse at games then DSP, LTG and Wings.
The boomer audience is probably just done with him because they don't want to keep having to make accounts on websites they won't ever use other than to just watch him also they have lives to live.
And people that stay for drama are slowly leaving because I think everyone's wised up and try to steer clear their shit coming into Ralph's sights.
Ralph's at a 10 donga level of a audience
and it'll go down from there. He's pretty much at the end of the line and is only slowing down the inevitable.
Andy seems to be gone too, I don't get notifications of him streaming either.
It's sad these two went down before Baked and Donga who were hit harder for being utter speds. Baked being a basic wannabe bro smoking weed with his idiot friends who seem to be using him for clout and money and his suicidal girlfriend who cuts herself basically for attention views.
Wheras donga is capitalizing and obsessing over Ralph and Andy's downfall with no actual benefit other than self satisfaction and the delusion that he won.
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It's that time again my dudes. Now this slipped past me yesterday, but Ralph put up a patreon Update yesterday (5/25/19) in the morning. He "apologized" for being out of it on the show and for being lackluster in his performance. He played the "muh dad died" violin for himself again.
Now you may ask yourself: how did his patrons take this shitty apology? More of them left.
Ralph was sitting at 144 at the time of our last breakdown. He is still hiding his donation total and has not revealed it out of shame. So after this sad sack apology and trying to drum up a scrap of pity donations from the paypigs, he lost more patrons bringing the total now to 141.
His sad sack story seemed to have worked on the pigs at 'New Project 2' though. he got an additional supporter there, bringing the total now up to 10... the kicker though, its still the same donation total of $67 a month...
Apparently he must have lost some number of supporters then gained some back at lower donation amounts. So even with an extra supporter there now he is not getting a cent more
https://archive.fo/R233x
Old 'New Project 2' archive for comparison
Ralph did tweet about these updates to his paypig accounts as well yesterday. The interaction on these tweets is abysmal for an account with 35k followers.
Tweet | Archive
Tweet | Archive
He copied the apology likely verbatim to New Project 2.
Also our Felon is streaming on Dlive for his Patron stream tonight.
Tweet | Archive
Will he pull off a hail mary and get any more supporters tonight? I doubt it. As previously, all former patreon updates are autisticly below. Also included a couple graphs from Social blade, compliments to the Cowboys. In case anybody wants a visual representation and just a staggering look at how far Ralph has fallen.
Now you may ask yourself: how did his patrons take this shitty apology? More of them left.
Ralph was sitting at 144 at the time of our last breakdown. He is still hiding his donation total and has not revealed it out of shame. So after this sad sack apology and trying to drum up a scrap of pity donations from the paypigs, he lost more patrons bringing the total now to 141.
His sad sack story seemed to have worked on the pigs at 'New Project 2' though. he got an additional supporter there, bringing the total now up to 10... the kicker though, its still the same donation total of $67 a month...
Apparently he must have lost some number of supporters then gained some back at lower donation amounts. So even with an extra supporter there now he is not getting a cent more
https://archive.fo/R233x
Old 'New Project 2' archive for comparison
Ralph did tweet about these updates to his paypig accounts as well yesterday. The interaction on these tweets is abysmal for an account with 35k followers.
Tweet | Archive
Tweet | Archive
He copied the apology likely verbatim to New Project 2.
Also our Felon is streaming on Dlive for his Patron stream tonight.
Tweet | Archive
Will he pull off a hail mary and get any more supporters tonight? I doubt it. As previously, all former patreon updates are autisticly below. Also included a couple graphs from Social blade, compliments to the Cowboys. In case anybody wants a visual representation and just a staggering look at how far Ralph has fallen.
I would agree with that. He has been kneecapped to the level that he won't piss other streamers off on the platform as bad since there is no contest that he is bringing over 4000 fans over to win instantly. I don't forsee him starting beef with another DLive streamer, but he doesn't have an in with the owners of this site like he did at Stream.me He won't get people being banned off the website at his whim and will have almost no backing from staff as they try to pander to more people to keep this weird Pewdiepie partnership they started going. Ralph has no hand left to play and is at the mercy of everybody else now.
So since the last time I publicly did the numbers, Ralph was sitting at 148 patrons on Patreon. That number did drop to 145 a couple days later which I archived without posting publicly about.
Now considering what just happened with Ralph having his archiver's channel deleted, a clipping channel burnt on the altar and Memology losing some channel privledges at the expense of doing Ralph a favor, you would think he might get a Sargon situation. His fans would see him in his time of need and rush in to pump some money into his public donation bucket and keep the Gunt afloat... You would be wrong. While this isn't a substantial change, Ralph lost an additional patron on Patreon bringing his number now down to 144 after being essentially showed the door by Youtube once again.
His darkest days have no shinning light at the end. Even when he is being pushed further in the dark, people are so sick of his shit that they would rather take that few grubby dollars out of his hand rather than let him keep them.
Once again like the last update, there have been no changes to his "New Project 2". Those 9 valiant souls giving on Masterson's platform will not be swayed by what ever fiendish plans devised by those dastardly Kiwis or those Loveable scamps at /Cow/.
This update will return again in due time to track our way down to 0 supporters.
Well I said a couple weeks but the numbers changed recently so the archive has been updated. Ralph has lost 9 additional patrons from just 4 days ago. Maybe posting about it reminded some people they are still funding him and they went and hit cancel? Who knows, just looking forward to that sub 100.
New Project 2 numbers have not altered since last update.
I did scroll down the page some to realize that Ralph is still supporting Metokur on Patreon. Despite the light jabs that Jim has made at the gunt, he was not swayed in his loyalty/fear of Jim.
Going to keep this Tracking going since @DispatchCommit is an inglorious faggot who can't be relied on since he got bored.
Ralph has lost even more patrons since my last archive. He was sitting at 170 and is now declined to 157. 13 people have jumped off the fund a fat fuck brigade.
Ralph's new project 2 has decreased by one. He was at 10 contributors with a monthly donation amount of $67 now he is at 9 contributors with a donation amount of $63. Five more dollars have been lost which would have been valuable Maker's Mark Money.
[previous posts for reference]
Well he is sitting at 197 patrons on patreon with the amount hidden. Guess it's embarrassing to show. No Telling. Even if they were all $10 patrons that's only $1,970 a month. Hardly enough to buy Marker's Mark nightly and support both himself and Andy Warski now. Also I recall when he switched phones because his number was doxed by Cow that he got a phone through Cricket or some other bargain bin phone carrier. You don't sign up for a carrier like that if you have money.
His new project 2 account is a joke. 9 supporters with a total of $67 a month
me thinks that Ralph might be having the real money problems right now.
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I can't stand how all these fucking zoomers in the IBS crowd all try to copy Jim's catchphrases, speech and tonal inflections. Flamenco is by far the worst offender of this though, I can't believe Ralph hasn't told him to cut it out yet.
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I'm a bit trashed right now but I'll put it this way,
it fulfills his Jim fetish. It's like jerkin your gerkin to your favorite girl on rule 34 (because let's say your favorite artist who draws your waifu perfectly just hates you and blocks you from viewing their content via patreon), you're just using your available hand and clicking next, you land on a shitty drawn one and you nut and you just have to keep nutting to that while the real better version will never be in your view again.
Flamenco is deviant art MS paint tier jim hentai.
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Do you have something to share?
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No, it's just a example I concocted in my intoxicated state. I don't pay people on the internet.
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But you didn't deny 'jerkin your gerkin to your favorite girl on rule 34'
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I don't use rule 34, I'm a man of culture and use PixivBut you didn't deny 'jerkin your gerkin to your favorite girl on rule 34'
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