Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

Someone on IF posted this link of the service for Jaquie. Holy shit, Jan rambles narcissistically for over 15 minutes, like 1/4 of the service about HERSELF and how she needs to edit out her references to Jaq doing her homework and then talks about Judd crying. She is a piece of shit. At one point she talks about how she is “antisocial” and I can’t help but wonder if that’s her actual diagnosis based on this. I can’t tell if she is mentioning all this because she feels like she was an imposter in Jaquie’s life or wha but this looks terrible on her part.


I'm 30 seconds in and the first thing I can think of is that photo of an attractive-looking teenager a certain tard posted on her thread that had everyone wondering if it was her or not. Lol def not her. She was downright homely as a teen and always had the man-jaw.
 
Someone on IF posted this link of the service for Jaquie. Holy shit, Jan rambles narcissistically for over 15 minutes, like 1/4 of the service about HERSELF and how she needs to edit out her references to Jaq doing her homework and then talks about Judd crying. She is a piece of shit. At one point she talks about how she is “antisocial” and I can’t help but wonder if that’s her actual diagnosis based on this. I can’t tell if she is mentioning all this because she feels like she was an imposter in Jaquie’s life or wha but this looks terrible on her part.

So are we taking bets on what sort of drugs/alcohol combo Jan was on for this? Holy verbal diarrhea
 
I'm 30 seconds in and the first thing I can think of is that photo of an attractive-looking teenager a certain tard posted on her thread that had everyone wondering if it was her or not. Lol def not her. She was downright homely as a teen and always had the man-jaw.
this was my exact first thought too lol. ugly tween ugly munchie.

So are we taking bets on what sort of drugs/alcohol combo Jan was on for this? Holy verbal diarrhea
i'm guessing xanax possibly?
 
Someone on IF posted this link of the service for Jaquie. Holy shit, Jan rambles narcissistically for over 15 minutes, like 1/4 of the service about HERSELF and how she needs to edit out her references to Jaq doing her homework and then talks about Judd crying. She is a piece of shit. At one point she talks about how she is “antisocial” and I can’t help but wonder if that’s her actual diagnosis based on this. I can’t tell if she is mentioning all this because she feels like she was an imposter in Jaquie’s life or wha but this looks terrible on her part.


Holeeeeee shit. This is fucking deplorable. Trying to work the attendees of a funeral like a goddamn comedy club? Oh jesus, she actually said "I just pictured her face, that arrogant smile." Jan is going on and on about her own loved ones, not Jaquie's. I can't believe how she is only talking about herself.

She's acting like this is anOscar acceptance speech. If I were anyone who actually loved Jaquie, I'd be so pissed with Jan. I don't know what drugs she's on, but it's obviously not enough.
 
@Kate Farms Shill you are a stronger/better soul than I. I was considering submitting a munchie, who does the autistic, EDS/POTS, weight gain, trans, ptsd thing.... but man. I can't research like you can. But for those interested in watching another interesting instamunchie.

@itsdustybones is her handle.
Alas, private account. My munchie queue is backed up anyway. I have a hot mess of a jaquie clone and a ridiculous chronic lyme account before I can move on!
 
Someone on IF posted this link of the service for Jaquie. Holy shit, Jan rambles narcissistically for over 15 minutes, like 1/4 of the service about HERSELF and how she needs to edit out her references to Jaq doing her homework and then talks about Judd crying. She is a piece of shit. At one point she talks about how she is “antisocial” and I can’t help but wonder if that’s her actual diagnosis based on this. I can’t tell if she is mentioning all this because she feels like she was an imposter in Jaquie’s life or wha but this looks terrible on her part.


Video just came down. "Unavailable" on youtube now. That was fast. Looks like we're going to need your video, @Kate Farms Shill. If you could upload it, I didn't get through the whole thing and apparently it gets so much worse than what I watched.

Someone on IF managed to grab a screenshot of some of the comments before it was yanked.
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Video just came down. "Unavailable" on youtube now. That was fast. Looks like we're going to need your video, @Kate Farms Shill. If you could upload it, I didn't get through the whole thing and apparently it gets so much worse than what I watched.

https://vimeo.com/393330122
LOL Suck it, Jan. The internet is forever.
 
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And one more screenshot of a comment someone on IF grabbed. This is from Jan's patreon.
I didn't realize a supporter of a munchie could even have enough insight into reality to fucking incinerate a piece of shit alive like that. God damn the man paid money just to put her ass on a cross. My nigga.
 
LOL Suck it, Jan. The internet is forever.

"It's crazy how her memories are my memories." You know, I thought the SWF thing was just funny hyperbole but it turns out it's not.

Also I'm no fan of Judd, but the fact that she looks right at him and says "I don't know why you're crying, stop being a crybaby" makes me want to punch her. What a low fucking thing to say to someone whose at his wife's funeral.

Appreciate you uploading it - it really does get more and more insane the longer it goes.
 
Holy shit this is unwatchable. I thought it would be funny but it's just pathetic and sad. Her sister in law, who Jaq didn't seem to give a shit about, gave the most moving speech. And JanJan is a steaming disaster. Wtf is with the music?
She asked the church to play it because it "cheers her up" and she hopes it cheers everyone else up. So fucking inappropriate. At first I thought I had a video that started to auto play in a different tab and was looking all over for it before I realized it was Jan being a fucking narc.
 
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