Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Randall Fragg]

@Brad Watson_Miami
What is your opinion on the homos?

 

[Dravite]

@Brad Watson_Miami everyone knows the real ruling number is 23

Ahh, but that's what YOU think! What is 23, but merely slightly more than half of 47? 23.5 *2 = 47!!!!!, and 5 is merely 2 + 3, so it's pretty much the same thing. Either way:

BRADWATSONISTS 1
ATHEISTS 0

Sentence: To be drugged by your local galactic overlord, placed in a volcano, and blown up with an H-bomb, and to remain attached to a human 65,000,047 years in the future.

 

[24isthehighestnumber]

I feel as though I could weigh in on this.

 

[CatParty]

You have a girlfriend? I don't believe it. Prove it.

Also Jesus told me you were a faggot.

i believe he meant sister girlfriend

 

[SJWs are cool]

i feel like this thread would make a great case study on how religions were formed

someday watsonism will displace christianity as #1

schizophrenia speaks, the people listen

 

[Marionette]

Ahh, but that's what YOU think! What is 23, but merely slightly more than half of 47? 23.5 *2 = 47!!!!!, and 5 is merely 2 + 3, so it's pretty much the same thing. Either way:

BRADWATSONISTS 1
ATHEISTS 0

Sentence: To be drugged by your local galactic overlord, placed in a volcano, and blown up with an H-bomb, and to remain attached to a human 65,000,047 years in the future.

So Rain Man Jesus, why are you so violent? Are you still pissed about that whole cross thing? Thought you forgave us for that. How's your sister-girlfriend? She worship you too? What a lucky lady. Insanity must be genetic.

Also how is one "attached" to a human? We talking as a slave or a hidden Siamese twin? Maybe a hair strand? By the way you aren't very good at prolonged torture as satan since you are advocating another sinner do your dirty work for you. Not only that but Catparty would likely be drugged enough to not feel the fast melting of their body and using an H bomb would damage the earth and any near by citizens. So basically you kinda fucked up.
Edit for fucking up names.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

So Rain Man Jesus, why are you so violent? Are you still pissed about that whole cross thing? Thought you forgave us for that. How's your sister-girlfriend? She worship you too? What a lucky lady. Insanity must be genetic.

Also how is one "attached" to a human? We talking as a slave or a hidden Siamese twin? Maybe a hair strand? By the way you aren't very good at prolonged torture as satan since you are advocating another sinner do your dirty work for you. Not only that but Dravite would likely be drugged enough to not feel the fast melting of their body and using an H bomb would damage the earth and any near by citizens. So basically you kinda fucked up.

Dravite typed that, not mathmatician JC, I was wondering why people put that as dumb. unless i'm misunderstanding something.

 

[Cubanodun]

day 2 after my judgment: some guy break the world record in finishing Infamous festival of blood, still no apocaliptic doom or bad luck in sight

Weather: Sunny

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

I get the feeling this is relevant.

 

[CatParty]

also relevant

 

[The Dude]

I have a question. So this guy got the "God Code" or whatever from an English translation of the Bible, but the books that were brought together to form the book we call the Bible were all originally written in Hebrew and Aramaic, then translated to Greek and Latin and then translated further into other languages. So my question is this: what kind of pizza do you think God would like best?

 

[Saney]

You have a girlfriend? I don't believe it. Prove it.

Also Jesus told me you were a faggot.

Tone it down.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Good Evening!

So, first day cursed. Rocky start to the morning, y'know. Got in late to work, boss is always cool.

Then... it happened... I don't want to get into too many particulars but, thanks to a particularly well timed sales call, my internet now costs half as much.

It's like... God wants me on the internet. Only possible explanation.

Synchronism: "It literally means the world to me" - Will Ferral re; 'Watching Top Gun Again' Tim And Eric's Billion Dollar Movie - 1/5/15 19:40

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Good Evening!

So, first day cursed. Rocky start to the morning, y'know. Got in late to work, boss is always cool.

Then... it happened... I don't want to get into too many particulars but, thanks to a particularly well timed sales call, my internet now costs half as much.

It's like... God wants me on the internet. Only possible explanation.

Guilty as charged, My day was nothing special, angels singing my praises, new arrival seminars for the recent stiffs, the occasional prank (saying "kittentits" into the PA system), I guess Shakespeare was right about words without thought never making it up here.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

(saying "kittentits" into the PA system),

That's all the evidence I need, sorry Brad but I'm questioning your lordship of the earth.

 

[Ouija Board]

I wonder if Brad is going to show up tonight, he was a fun cow. The most I have had on these forums.

 

[The Dude]

Good Evening!

So, first day cursed. Rocky start to the morning, y'know. Got in late to work, boss is always cool.

Then... it happened... I don't want to get into too many particulars but, thanks to a particularly well timed sales call, my internet now costs half as much.

It's like... God wants me on the internet. Only possible explanation.

Synchronism: "It literally means the world to me" - Will Ferral re; 'Watching Top Gun Again' Tim And Eric's Billion Dollar Movie - 1/5/15 19:40

God's love on you Gene.

In most Christian religions, including my own, it is said that when Christ returns "Every knee shall bow". Well, I haven't seen any bowing. I haven't been bowing. Therefore this man claiming to be the Returned Christ is obviously NOT Christ. Spouting a bunch of numbers and using an English translation of the Bible dies not a Jesus make.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

In most Christian religions, including my own, it is said that when Christ returns "Every knee shall bow". Well, I haven't seen any bowing. I haven't been bowing. Therefore this man claiming to be the Returned Christ is obviously NOT Christ. Spouting a bunch of numbers and using an English translation of the Bible dies not a Jesus make.

Isn't Jesus supposedly still alive anyway? Maybe "alive" is the wrong word, but I was always under the impression that he resurrected and ascended to heaven in the flesh.

 

[The Dude]

Isn't Jesus supposedly still alive anyway? Maybe "alive" is the wrong word, but I was always under the impression that he resurrected and ascended to heaven in the flesh.

Resurrected, correct. When He returns, the Second Coming of Christ, it will signal the End of Days and even Christ said He didn't know when that would be. Only God the Father knew.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Resurrected, correct. When He returns, the Second Coming of Christ, it will signal the End of Days and even Christ said He didn't know when that would be. Only God the Father knew.

What I'm saying is (and I'm not sure if this is theologically correct) that Jesus still has his old body, so he wouldn't be reborn into a new one when he comes back. And even if that wasn't the case the whole point of the crucifixion was for him to die, right? So there's no reason he'd have to come back in a body again. He wouldn't need it one way or the other.