Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
So the Soviets, aka 'The Evil Empire' were the GOOD GUYS? Mind=blown
sickotwit,

I didn't say that. But Mikhail Gorbachev was the Archangel Michael and he lost to the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist Ronald(6) Wilson(6) Reagan(6).
 
You know what this thread reminds me of?

Number23.jpg
 
sickotwit,

I didn't say that. But Mikhail Gorbachev was the Archangel Michael and he lost to the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist Ronald(6) Wilson(6) Reagan(6).
Nah.

Arch = Chief
Angel = Messenger
Michael = My Judge is God

Mikhail Gorbachev was no Chief Messenger who acknowledged God was his Judge. He led the world's first irreligious empire.

I'm starting to think you don't know what you're talking about.
 
Ruin,

I don't think I believe in ghosts. You have the misconception that because you don't believe in GOD, that means there is no GOD. Just because you believe the world is flat, that doesn't make the world flat. Just because you believe that Earth is at the center of this system and the Sun, Moon, and planets orbit Earth doesn't make it so.

GOD has been proven by science as has reincarnation (google that).

1/5/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.
 
Ruin,

I don't think I believe in ghosts. You have the misconception that because you don't believe in GOD, that means there is no GOD. Just because you believe the world is flat, that doesn't make the world flat. Just because you believe that Earth is at the center of this system and the Sun, Moon, and planets orbit Earth doesn't make it so.

GOD has been proven by science as has reincarnation (google that).

1/5/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.
Science proved God. :story:
 
Hey Math Jesus, have you ever preach the Heavenly Algorithm and your divinity in public?
I think you should educate those heretic Protestants and Catholics on who is the one true God.
BTW, which bible should I read? I am going have lots for free time waiting around to be reincarnated so let me know what is your sacred texts.
 
Ruin,

I don't think I believe in ghosts. You have the misconception that because you don't believe in GOD, that means there is no GOD. Just because you believe the world is flat, that doesn't make the world flat. Just because you believe that Earth is at the center of this system and the Sun, Moon, and planets orbit Earth doesn't make it so.

GOD has been proven by science as has reincarnation (google that).

1/5/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

just because you believe you are jesus doesnt make it true
 
Ruin,

I don't think I believe in ghosts. You have the misconception that because you don't believe in GOD, that means there is no GOD. Just because you believe the world is flat, that doesn't make the world flat. Just because you believe that Earth is at the center of this system and the Sun, Moon, and planets orbit Earth doesn't make it so.

GOD has been proven by science as has reincarnation (google that).

1/5/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.
How does a person pass your trials? have you ever had a person pass one?
 
trombonista,

You apparently think that the use of the #47 is a coincidence. You were given the data of the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code and you chose to mock it and me. Therefore...

1/5/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.
 
Ok I got another question

Do you freak out whenever you're in a store and your total comes up to $6.66? Like do you buy gum or candy to offset that? What happens when you don't have the extra money to offset that?

Also please answer my question about Grand Rapids and the area code 616. I've been asking you nicely now and since you're an omniscient deity you should know if it is or not evil.

I think all these numbers that you pull out of your ass are just coincidences.
 
trombonista,

You apparently think that the use of the #47 is a coincidence. You were given the data of the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code and you chose to mock it and me. Therefore...

1/5/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.
Well, you clearly aren't Goku! Goku would never be so haughty and rude!
Are my eyes failing me? Because all I see is BLASPHEMY.
 
Ok I got another question

Do you freak out whenever you're in a store and your total comes up to $6.66? Like do you buy gum or candy to offset that? What happens when you don't have the extra money to offset that?

Also please answer my question about Grand Rapids and the area code 616. I've been asking you nicely now and since you're an omniscient deity you should know if it is or not evil.

I think all these numbers that you pull out of your ass are just coincidences.
well the Grand River is naturally cleansing so you should be oh fuck whats this thread done to me.
 
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