Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Cubanodun]

Cubanodun,

I AM not Jesus; I haven't been Jesus in almost 2,000 years! I've said this over-and-over again here, but you don't pay attention well.

and you cant manage to get your shit together

Kittentits,

We are all sons & daughters of GOD. I, however, am God-incarnate. I AM not comfortable with saying that, but it must be said.

You are NOT invited to 'friend' me on Facebook.

 

[Ouija Board]

Radi Ashun,

What is FSTDT?

Fundies Say The Darndest Things, it's a site that takes quotes from fundamentalists like you and poke fun of it, kinda like here. I was (and still am) a moderator on the forums, now splintered off and called Frequently Questioned Answers

EDIT: Spelling

 

[4Macie]

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
Do you believe that the Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 20:12-13)?

I believe in a higher power.
No. I believe Jesus was a man, but he was probably not God incarnate.
Hmm.. probably not. Kinda open to it, but not really. The Bible is a load of crap. Like literally. It's men's jizz and shit on paper. The Bible that YOU'RE likely reading is the American/English Translation one (am I correct?). The American/English Bible has been translated from about 5 different other language/translations. That means A LOT is lost information wise. To experiment.... find a translation site, put in any sentence you want (it should be more than 5-7 words), translate it into a language, any language will do, then translate it into a DIFFERENT language then the first time, and then back into English and see how fucked up it gets.

You know what... because I don't think you'll do your homework, I've done it for you.

English: And God Said, "Let there be light", and it was so.
Hebrew: ואומר אלוהים , " יהי אור " ,וזה היה כך.
Latin: Dixit quoque Deus: " Fiat , et factum est ita .
English: And God said, " So be it, and it was so .

Do you see? Granted, something so simple as "And God Said, "Let there be light" and it was so" got completely mutilated in all the translations. And that was just three languages. The American/English bible has literally been translated from 5 different languages.

Here, I'll do it with something super simple and interesting.
English: I hate apples
Hebrew: אני שונא את התפוחים
Latin: Odi mala
English: I hate bad

Oh? What's this.... Apple translated from Hebrew to Latin = Bad? Who the fuck knew?? (heehee, I did)
What happened to the Bible (according to people study languages) was that the bible went from ancient hebrew to latin, and then from latin into several other languages. Eve never ate an Apple. She ate from the tree of evil. (remember, bad/evil translated into apple). The description the bible gives for the tree she ate from would have made it something similar to a Fig tree. But the word for Fig does not translate from Hebrew to latin. There is no comparable word. So it was changed to Apple because "tree of evil" in hebrew literally translated as "apple tree". That's the basic run down anyway.

I'm not trying to alienate anyone here. If anyone here believes the Bible is the word of God, have fun. I don't judge, I love (with exceptions... I don't love people like Holden...ew)

Edit: OH and something SUPER fun for those interested. Linguistics and other religious article studiers (I forget their titles) believe that that passage "One does not lie with a man as one lies with a woman" is either A) an anti-man rape passage, or B) a pro-procreation passage... you know, for a time when we all had to be baby-making machines or else the human species would have died out. Just a thought for you.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Radi Ashun,

You are the only one that has ever called me a "fundamentalist". I've got to tell the girlfriend, sister, and friends that one!

 

[Ouija Board]

Well Kiwis it's been fun but I got to quit for tonight and get to bed. I got an appointment tomorrow so priorities and all that.

 

[Null]

@Brad Watson_Miami how come I never got rated

 

[Trombonista]

Let it now be known that the numbers of God are not 7 and 4, but 5 and 9.

 

[XH 502]

Cubanodun,

I AM not Jesus; I haven't been Jesus in almost 2,000 years! I've said this over-and-over again here, but you don't pay attention well.

I thought Jesus was in heaven sitting at the right hand of God. If you haven't been Jesus in 2000 years, then right after he supposedly ascended into heaven Jesus ceased to exist. So who do all the Christians pray to in church every Sunday? Who blesses the Eucharist? Who watches over them?

 

[Cubanodun]

Radi Ashun,

You are the only one that has ever called me a "fundamentalist". I've got to tell the girlfriend, sister, and friends that one!

Jesus now has a girlfriend, are we in "The Da vinci code"?

 

[Cuck Norris]

Radi Ashun,

You are the only one that has ever called me a "fundamentalist". I've got to tell the girlfriend, sister, and friends that one!

Implying they aren't all the same person.

 

[Ouija Board]

Radi Ashun,

You are the only one that has ever called me a "fundamentalist". I've got to tell the girlfriend, sister, and friends that one!

Last one on here for now:

fundamentalism

[fuhn-duh-men-tl-iz-uh m]

• Word Origin

noun
1.
(sometimes initial capital letter) a movement in American Protestantism that arose in the early part of the 20th century in reaction to modernism and that stresses the infallibility of the Bible not only in matters of faith and morals but also as a literal historical record, holding as essential to Christian faith belief in such doctrines as the creation of the world, the virgin birth, physical resurrection, atonement by the sacrificial death of Christ, and the Second Coming.
2.
the beliefs held by those in this movement.
3. strict adherence to any set of basic ideas or principles:

You pretty much fit this definition.

 

[Watermelon1337]

Mr. Brad, I don't Jesus would appreciate your behavior all too much.

 

[Picklechu]

Ooh, ooh! Judge me next! Also, did you know that God and Satan are frequent posters here?

 

[Bucharest]

trombonista,

You apparently think that the use of the #47 is a coincidence. You were given the data of the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code and you chose to mock it and me. Therefore...

1/5/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

Revised Standardized Translation: AWWWW SHEEEIT O ISRAEL! DROP YOUR SOCKS AND GRAB YO' COCKS WE GOT US SOME MEAN SINNERS HERE TONIGHT! Y'ALL WANNA BE SAVED? I SAID, Y'ALL WANNA BE SAVED?! THEN Y'ALL BETTER TESTIFY! GENUFLECT AND PROSTRATE YOURSELF AT THE DIVINE GLORY THAT BE GOD INCARNATE IN A WINDOWS 3.1 CODE! WORD!

 

[DN 420]

@Brad Watson_Miami Do you know what day it is today? Let me educate you.

(2/0) + 1 - 5 = 74 = GOD=7_4 is the mark of SATAN.

Is GOD who you believe in?
God-incarnate was Jesus, son of Joseph?
"Judge everyone according(47) to their actions" (Rev 20:47-74) The Christ Satan returns?

Have you even read http://GOD704.wikia.com ? If not, please do; then you won't be ignorant. It clearly demonstrates how 7_4 is the MARK OF THE BEAST.

SATAN-incarnate (in the Guardin' of Eden(74), Y'shua ben Yosef, 47nd Coming of the Christ): the original and number 7,474 programmer/the Creator of all 'false Earth-like plan-its'? The answer, Lucifer(7+4).

There Are No Coincidences - there is synchronicity, ensign and malignant.

Today is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Immortality as a heathen under the mark of SATAN(74) unto the KIWI. It would be in your eternal soul's best interest to either do your homework on the SATAN=7_4 algorithm/code &/or disappear from this thread.

Synchronism: 1/4/7 7:474 "My flock is of cattle, not sheep." - Guy Fieri on Future Juggalos - TLC47

 

[Gagamaru]

i've noticed a theme with delusional people, they're fucking tedious to talk to.

 

[Randall Fragg]

@Brad Watson_Miami
You are schizophrenic.
PLEASE SEEK HELP!
Peace.

 

[Ariel]

@Brad Watson_Miami are you aware of the concept of cellular memory?

 

[blackie toy]

So is there any reason why, if God created man in his own image ("image" also referring to one's name, and God's name having something to do with 47) man only has 46 chromosomes?

Under this system, it appears quite clear that man cannot be descended from an omnipotent, omniscient God. Rather, we should be worshipping Fod.

 

[CatParty]

@Brad Watson_Miami everyone knows the real ruling number is 23

The chromosome conspiracy claims that humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Julius Caesar was stabbed 23 times when he was killed.
Olof Palme was shot around 23:23 local time (give or take 1.5 minutes).
The Earth is inclined on it's orbital plane by 23.5 degrees. The "point-five" can be represented as 5 = 2 + 3.
The Number 23, is the 23rd Movie directed by Joel Schumacher. It was also released in the United States on February 23, 2007.
Serial killer Ted Bundy was allegedly executed on January 23, 1989. The records show that he was actually executed January 24, 1989 at 7:16 AM (7 + 16 = 23).
The sum of the first 23 primes is 874, which is divisible by 23.
There were 23 problems on David Hilbert's famous list of unsolved mathematical problems, presented to the International Congress of Mathematicians in Paris in 1900
The first message sent by telegraph was a quotation from the Book of Numbers, chapter 23, verse 23
23 is the width of the Arecibo Message, sent into Space in search of Extraterrestrial Intelligence.
23 is the TCP/IP port used for Telnet and is the default for the Telnet command.
the letter W has 2 points down and 3 up = 23 and is also bellow the numbers 2 and 3 or 23 it is also the 23rd letter of the alphabet
2/3= .666 the number of the beast
The New York Yankees won the World Series 23 times
The Uranium isotope used in Nuclear bombs is U235
AOL chat rooms only allow 23 people at a time
In the film Airport, the mad bomber has seat 23
There are exactly 23 characters, numbers and letters, on the face of all U.S. coins
Every 23rd wave crashing on a beach averages twice the size as normal
In the film Airplane II, the name of the spaceship is XR-2300
230 people died in the conspiracy plagued TWA flight 800 disaster
The Unibomber killed or wounded 23 people
The address of the Freemasons lodge in Stafford, England, is 23 Jaol Road. In New York City it's on 23rd street.
The letter W is the 23rd in the alphabet and has 2 points down and 3 points up
The first Apollo landing on the moon was at 23.63 degrees east; the second was 23.42 degrees west.
April 19th the date of the battle of Lexington, the holocaust at Waco, and the Oclahoma city bombing is written 4/19 by Americans and 19/4 by Europeans. Either way it adds up to 23.
In Star Wars Princess Lea was held in cell AA-23
Shakespeare was 46(2*23) when the King James Bible was published. Psalm 46(2*23) has it's 46th word "shake" and the 46th word back from the end is "spear".
On the Seinfeld show, Kramer hides an Air-Conditioner on level purple 23 of a parking garage.
William Shakespeare was born on April 23,1556 and died on April 23, 1616.
51, as in Area 51 breaks down to 23 + 23 + (2*3)=51
August 23,1305 William Wallace was executed for treason.
August 23, 1970 River Pheonix was born.
The original Star Trek, as well as Babylon Five are set in the 23rd century
The human Biorhythm cycle is 23 days
It takes 23 seconds for blood to circulate through the human body
Julius Ceasar was stabbed 23 times by the assasans.
X-Files: 10.13 productions.10 + 13 = 23
"Scottish Rite Freemasonry" has 23 letters.
A technological singularity has been predicted by "experts" in the near future. It is expected around 2030 AD.
Geosynchronous orbit occurs at 23,000 miles above Earth's surface.
Psychic Edgar Cayce started having visions of lost Atlantis in 1923.
Hitler joined a secret society in 1923.
Avagadro's number as used in the ideal gas law is 6.02 * 10^23
The CIA headquarters in McLean, VA is located on rt. 123.
The tilt of Earth's axis is roughly 23o accounting for the changing seasons and the procession of the Zodiac.
Homo sapiens are given 46 chromosomes from their parents, 23 male and 23 female.
The Dog Days of Summer begin on July 23 when Sirius the Dogstar rises from behind the sun.
Sydney Carton was the 23rd man beheaded in the climax of Dickens' Tale of Two Cities
Accordidng to Noam Chomsky over half of the national media is owned by 23 companies
The average smoker inhales 23 ciggarettes a day
There are 23 chapters of the Cult Awareness Network
Joseph Smith, the founder of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints was born on December 23, 1805.
On December 23, 1805 the Federal Reserve Act passed in congress.
In both ancient Sumaria and Egypt July 23 is the start of the new year.
The Nissan car takes its name from "Ni" which means 2 in Japaneese and "san" which means 3. Nissan means 23.
The articles of Impeechment used against Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton are under Article 2, section 3 of the constitution.
The United States set off 23 atomic bombs at Bikini Atoll in the Pacific.
Lines 22-23 of Book I of Milton's Paradice Lost "What in me is dark/ Illumine, what is low raise and support."
In a recent film version of Alice in Wonderland a stuffed Rabbit comes alive and runs away from a case numbered 23
The first prime number in which both digits are prime and add up to make annother prime is 23.
Adam and Eve had 23 daughters
the verses of the Qur'an were revealed over a period of 23 years
Psalms, the longest book of the Bible, is the 23rd book of the Old Testament, and the famous "Divine Shepherd" psalm is Psalm 23. Those repeating this popular claim overlook that it is only true in a handful of very specific modern Catholic translations. The famous psalm is actually number 22 in the Septuagint and traditional Catholic Bibles, while the books of the Old Testament appear in several different orders; Psalms is number 23 only in modern Catholic Bibles, being book 21 in the traditional Vulgate, book 26 in the Greek Orthodox Bible, book 19 in most Protestant Bibles, and book 14 in the Jewish Tanakh. It is therefore completely false for the Vulgate (chapter 22 of book 21), and only partly true for the King James Version (chapter 23 of book 19).
December 23, 2012 is the date on which the Mayan calendar ends, predicting an apocalyptic event.
Both the ancient Egyptian and Sumerian calendars begin on 23 July. Both calendars were apparently calculated from the date of the heliacal rising of Sirius, which occurs at that latitude around that time of year.