Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Dravite]

Dravite typed that, not mathmatician JC, I was wondering why people put that as dumb. unless i'm misunderstanding something.

To be fair, that was a pretty dumb post on my part.

Isn't Jesus supposedly still alive anyway? Maybe "alive" is the wrong word, but I was always under the impression that he resurrected and ascended to heaven in the flesh.

What's more, Jesus and the other New Testament writers made it pretty clear that a) when Jesus comes back to earth, everyone's going to know about it when it happens, be it a rapture, the eventual rise of God's kingdom on earth, or whatever else, and b) there will be plenty of false claimants to the second coming between when they wrote and whenever that return might be.

 

[The Dude]

What I'm saying is (and I'm not sure if this is theologically correct) that Jesus still has his old body, so he wouldn't be reborn into a new one when he comes back. And even if that wasn't the case the whole point of the crucifixion was for him to die, right? So there's no reason he'd have to come back in a body again. He wouldn't need it one way or the other.

Correct. When Christ returns it will be in the only body He ever had, His original body that was crucified. The whole point of Christ's crucifixion and resurrection was to suffer for our sins, that we may be forgiven and overcome death as Christ had.

Some of you may know that I'm LDS, a Mormon. We don't believe in eternal damnation, except for a select few truly wicked people like Hitler and his ilk. We believe in three levels of Heaven and that the vast majority of humanity will end up in one of these three levels and will be eternally happy regardless of which level you end up in. That was the whole point of Christ's sacrifice. After all, if God is our literal Spiritual Father, why would He create countless children only to allow a select few to return and let the rest suffer forever? What loving Father would do that?

 

[Shrekolas Cage]

I sort of wanna see Brad judging other lolcows. Like an autistic judgement day.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Correct. When Christ returns it will be in the only body He ever had, His original body that was crucified. The whole point of Christ's crucifixion and resurrection was to suffer for our sins, that we may be forgiven and overcome death as Christ had.

Some of you may know that I'm LDS, a Mormon. We don't believe in eternal damnation, except for a select few truly wicked people like Hitler and his ilk. We believe in three levels of Heaven and that the vast majority of humanity will end up in one of these three levels and will be eternally happy regardless of which level you end up in. That was the whole point of Christ's sacrifice. After all, if God is our literal Spiritual Father, why would He create countless children only to allow a select few to return and let the rest suffer forever? What loving Father would do that?

So that's why you're so nice!

I just want to draw attention to the first part of your post. Christ's resurrection was a victory over death. Jesus states as much many times. @Brad Watson_Miami cannot be Jesus because Jesus overcame death and thus his body is no longer subject to it.

 

[Loke]

I like how the crazy guy showing up to yell at the only attention he's ever getting turned this thread into a Christ-worshipper hugbox. Lots of love to you all! Hope Brad doesn't judge any of you!

 

[Papaya23]

the only true god in all the internet, praise him

Spoiler: Praise him

I got confused for a minute

Spoiler

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I like how the crazy guy showing up to yell at the only attention he's ever getting turned this thread into a Christ-worshipper hugbox. Lots of love to you all! Hope Brad doesn't judge any of you!

I'm atheist, I just know my Bible better than Brad. That's pretty sad for a guy who claims to be Jesus, actually.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

@Brad Watson_Miami

What is your take on Zechariah Sitchin and his Akkadian prophesy?

 

[Surtur]

And the Autism train keeps on rolling...

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The sad thing is there isn't much difference between Brad and the average poster on forums like GodlikeProductions (After a search unsurprisingly he was a member there).

 

[Randall Fragg]

The sad thing is there isn't much difference between Brad and the average poster on forums like GodlikeProductions (After a search unsurprisingly he was a member there).

What the fuck did I just read?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

What the fuck did I just read?

It's basically a forum full of people like Brad, I listen to a podcast that likes making fun of crazy conspiracy theorists and threads from there occasionally pop up.

 

[Linako 2.0]

By the divines, what is going on?
I wonder if this guy can win a debate with the nummidium.
ALMSIVI

 

[wagglyplacebo]

The sad thing is there isn't much difference between Brad and the average poster on forums like GodlikeProductions (After a search unsurprisingly he was a member there).

Looks like even there he's a laughing stock,this was a good find pickle. While i'm not seeing any trials so far in his posts he does talk about God noticing sarcasm whenever someone talks shit. Whats the name of the podcast? It sounds good, you can PM it to me if you want.

 

[MurcDusen]

Whats the name of the podcast? It sounds good, you can PM it to me if you want.

I wanna know, too! Is it Skeptoid?Or League of Nerds?

Also from Godlike Productions:

Tomorrow is Easter and every year we are bombarded by rabbits/bunnies this time of year. Why is a rabbit associated with Jesus(74)* the Jewish(74) Messiah(74) who was on the Cross(74)? Well, besides the pagan history of an annual springtime celebration that concentrates on the renewal of life and fertility that a rabbit represents, there is a code behind the word 'rabbit'. This only works in English. Rabbit = Rabbi t (the small t is a cross in certain fonts). Y'shua(74) was referred to as 'Rabbi' which is Jewish for 'teacher'/'religious leader' and he was crucified on the Cross (t) on the first day of the eight day Festival ofPassover(8 letters). Rabbi t is actually the simple(74) way to sum up IESVS'(74) life! 'Christ' ends witn a t and the English name Robert originates from the Bible's story of Jesus being crucified with two robbers. Robber t = Robert. (In actuality, the Romans didn't crucify robbers. Those two were Zealots - anti-Roman militants. Ok, but what about 'Bunny'?

'BUNNY' is encoded also. BUNNY = B UN NY or Be United Nations in New York and yes, it is! Occasionally, I hear some right-wing Christian fundamentalists put down the UN in favor of the United States having a Roman Empire-like grip on the world. Sometimes these same right-wing Christian fundamentalists predict, "When the Antichrist appears, he will appear to be a peace-loving leader of the United Nations". Huh. What about when the real Christ returns, what will he appear as? A peace-loving leader who wants to become the first democratically elected President of the United Nations?!

Happy Easter Holiday(74) everyone.

And the first answer:

Brad,

you scare me

I can't imagine what your life is like.

Do you just sit around pondering this stuff?

So yeah, even they think he's crazy.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I ordered a Fess Parker movie & he died - coincidence?
This was the best thread name that I saw on his list.
People on there were saying it was his fault he died and calling him a murderer.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Looks like even there he's a laughing stock,this was a good find pickle. While i'm not seeing any trials so far in his posts he does talk about God noticing sarcasm whenever someone talks shit. Whats the name of the podcast? It sounds good, you can PM it to me if you want.

I wanna know, too! Is it Skeptoid?Or League of Nerds?

It's called Mysterious Universe - http://mysteriousuniverse.org/category/podcasts/

Unfortunately they tend to keep all the best bits for the paid subscriber section of the show/episodes.

 

[Billy_Sama]

By the divines, what is going on?
I wonder if this guy can win a debate with the nummidium.
ALMSIVI

Brad doesn't have a sightless thing of CHIM in him.

 

[MurcDusen]

GLP is a goldmine so far. Here's a little excerpt from a story he shared there:

Spoiler: Who's gonna believe that?

"We were both now looking at every locomotive and train set they have. One that caught our attention was the Bachmann Area 51 Train Set that came with a flatbed railcar carrying two flying saucers and six Alien figures! (I guess they fly three to a ship like Apollo.)** We both thought that the Bachmann train set was unbelievable. Not because extraterrestrials don’t exist (because they do), not because ETs haven’t visited Earth (because they have), not because there is no top-secret US military base called Area 51 (because there is), but because the flying saucers weren’t covered up at all! The two of them are just sitting on the flatbed railcar without even a tarp over them for all to see – who's gonna believe that?"
Also, that annotation he made after the parenthesis reads:"**2/4/10 15:00 Gary calls"

He also mad a thread called 'Top 11' Requirements for a reincarnated Albert Einstein where he goes a bit into detail about how he thinks reincarnation and quantum physics work.

Spoiler: He's terribly wrong

Reincarnation has been proven scientifically based on the law of conservation of energy: energy can not be created or destroyed, although it can change form, the law of conservation of consciousness: consciousness can not be created or destroyed, although it can be transferred, the law of information: information can be created, but not destroyed, although it can be transferred, and the theory of luck: luck100 = karma5 × [desire4 + action4 + ability4 + contribution4 + blessing4]. Albert Einstein discovered wave/particle duality (which began quantum mechanics) by realizing that light was both waves and particles. Subsequently, it was discovered that all matter and energy is both waves and particles. Our lives are also both waves (eternal life of spirit) and particles (individual physical lives in linear time). Those who say that "the math doesn't add up" in relationship to reincarnation and the number of humans currently on Earth are not taking into consideration animals and extraterrestrial life. Our ETernal soul has definitely not been restricted to being an Earth-bound human (therefore explaining the belief of ‘going to heaven’ as confusing it with ‘going into the heavens’), and once one 'reaches the level of human', they can certainly return as an animal.

Also, the actual list (edited a little to actually be a list and not just a block of text):

Spoiler

1 - First, anyone claiming to be anyone reincarnated would have to fit into a timeline of 'direct reincarnation'. Albert Einstein died on April 18 1955. A potential direct reincarnation could not be born before his death and we can speculate not too many years after.
2 - Discovering Einstein's unsolved unified field theory.
3 - Discovering the ‘theory of everything’ which is not quite the same thing as the unified field theory, although very closely related.
4 - Provide some new 'coincidental' insight on his birth as Einstein and his rebirth, as well as (5) provide some otherwise CLASSIFIED INFORMATION on the activities of the physicist during World War II and some personal information that is not publicly known*.
6 - Discovering the scientific theory & principles of reincarnation.
7 - Correcting some mistakes and tweak other stances taken in his science.
8 - Providing the 'soul thread' of who he was before being Einstein.
9 - For a theory to be proven experimentally there must be more than one example of direct reincarnation. Einstein would return and identify those reincarnations closest to him: his first wife Mileva Maric Einstein, his second wife Elsa Einstein, Marilyn Monroe reincarnated (*they had a relationship), his closest political ally Franklin Roosevelt, his arch nemesis Fuhrer Adolph Hitler (& Eva Braun), and other prominent celebrities of his day 'returning' today.
10 - Besides being a scientist, Einstein was an accomplished musician (violin & piano)
would have to demonstrate the 'next level' in this life: professional musician.
11 - Einstein also had his social, political, philosophical, and even religious 'missions'. There would have to be a clear continuation of those missions in this lifetime.

I'd like to see Brad to show that he fulfills all of these criteria, especially number 4 would be interesting. And point number 9... I mean we already know that Brad thinks George W. Bush is the reincarnation of Hitler. I wonder who the others were reincarnated as.

Edit: Also, is there actually a way to browse ALL threads made by someone? It just shows "recent" threads for me.
Edit Edit: Nvm, found their "Advanced Search".

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Anonymous Coward 918704,

You FAIL F, you also get an F in conduct.

Well looks like you can fail in multiple subjects apparently, looks like many of you Kiwis who we thought were lost can get to the promiseland before the semesters up. congrats!
Also he seems to have two other accounts, their names are

Spoiler: wait for it

the Christ and Christ/Einstein reincarnated

I've only found them responding to threads he's already started with the original account.