Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
Kittentits,

We are all sons & daughters of GOD. I, however, am God-incarnate. I AM not comfortable with saying that, but it must be said.

You are NOT invited to 'friend' me on Facebook.
 
Radi Ashun

Actually, a minority of theologians have claimed that "The number '666' is actually a mistranslation and that it's actually '616' which was the Hebrew gematria for Emperor Nero." Yet Nero committed suicide in 66 AD and these same 'experts' claim John of Patmos wrote this prophecy c. 70-90 AD. What?! Besides...

Ronald(6). W.(1) Reagan(6) is how the 40th President's name is listed on almost all lists of the US Presidents? Coincidence?

Emperor Nero was a 'professional' actor and Ronald Reagan was an actor. Coincidence? Nero was the leader of the Roman Empire, but that certainly did NOT cover all the Earth. Yet, Reagan was the leader of the only superpower of the world. He defeated the Archangel Michael/Mikhail Gorbachev.

You're not using President Regan's full name which is Ronald Wilson Regan (6-5-6) which is not the same number, now you are just pulling things out of your ass dude. People shorten middle names to an initial because it is easier to remember and write. No hokey pokey there.

I don't see what acting has to do with anything. Also, where is your proof that Regan defeated Archangel Michael. You got a video on it? Is it on Youtube?

Also, answer my question about the 616 area code, is Grand Rapids an evil city?
 
Kittentits,

We are all sons & daughters of GOD. I, however, am God-incarnate. I AM not comfortable with saying that, but it must be said.

You are NOT invited to 'friend' me on Facebook.

How many friends does God have on Facebook these days?
 
PurpleMonkeyDishwasher,

Reagan was the "666 1st Beast". This epic battle take place right in front of everybody from 1981-89. Read The Revelation; I didn't write it, John of Patmos did. "Lucifer" or "Luciferous" is the Latin name of the 'Light-bearer'/the Morning Star & Evening Star/the Planet Venus. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer
 
PurpleMonkeyDishwasher,

Reagan was the "666 1st Beast". This epic battle take place right in front of everybody from 1981-89. Read The Revelation; I didn't write it, John of Patmos did. "Lucifer" or "Luciferous" is the Latin name of the 'Light-bearer'/the Morning Star & Evening Star/the Planet Venus. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer

So the Soviets, aka 'The Evil Empire' were the GOOD GUYS? Mind=blown
 
Kittentits,

We are all sons & daughters of GOD. I, however, am God-incarnate. I AM not comfortable with saying that, but it must be said.

You are NOT invited to 'friend' me on Facebook.
Oh I'm heart broken. For someone who hates saying that you do make it your full time job. Dare I say you get off on it. You just said you're already automatically born better than us. Check your privilege.
 
Ruin,

I see that your soul is ruined. For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
Do you believe that the Christ returns to
"judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 20:12-13)?
 
PurpleMonkeyDishwasher,

Reagan was the "666 1st Beast". This epic battle take place right in front of everybody from 1981-89. Read The Revelation; I didn't write it, John of Patmos did. "Lucifer" or "Luciferous" is the Latin name of the 'Light-bearer'/the Morning Star & Evening Star/the Planet Venus. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer
Thank you for that useless information. Prior to Lucifer's pride costing him his place in Heaven he was the Archangel chosen to hand out the punishments of God. After his ejection Michael took up the role of God's Justice. This proves without a doubt that you are an idolator and a blasphemer. Repent before God, for His judgement will be far more harsh than the ones you've been handing out.

EDIT: Also, by all accounts Russia lost the Cold War. The wall was torn down, democracy was installed. The bad guys won. Also, Reagan was still alive when Bush was born. I'm pretty sure he was still alive when Bush became President even.
 
5120 198920.

I can only guess this is the precise time at which the forum implodes.

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Ruin,

I see that your soul is ruined. For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
Do you believe that the Christ returns to
"judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 20:12-13)?

I'm an atheist peddle your ghost stories somewhere else.

edit: you suck at making puns btw.
 
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