Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TiltdownDove]

Rekieta has approved of the name of his fanbase:

https://twitter.com/NickRekieta/status/1131667678219911168

Rekieta Law: Speech is Free, but Lawyers Aren't on Twitter: "I'm good…

archived 24 May 2019 01:04:11 UTC

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Rekieta's stream with his wife:

I kid you not, I had this idea to call fans this months ago and even have a "Racketeering" logo drafted any everything. I just have been too busy with real life to finish up the next round of shirt designs to make use of the logo.

 

[indianshedevil]

Excellent.

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Well, he has married the right woman.

 

[Chichan]

GOD DAMN IT!!!! They are soooo cute and wholesome I wish more couples were like this. They should be the standard for a good marriage.

 

[Kosher Salt]

About 12 if I had to guess? I dry-rubbed them, and then slow cooked them, and then sauced them 5 hours later.

EDIT: I lost my kosher salt though. So I used a mix of garlic salt, onion salt, and onion powder. I ran out of celery salt.

It was originally a reference to Rackets' totally serious question about whether their Dr. couldn't just count the baby's ribs to determine its gender (on something like their second child... he is wiser now). But I like the direction you went with it!

 

[Kosher Salt]

What did we ever do to deserve entertainment this wholesome...

 

[AnOminous]

Lady Rackets realizing her husband is just as retarded and autistic as she suspected and amazed he's making money doing this.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Lady Rackets realizing her husband is just as exceptional and autistic as she suspected and amazed he's making money doing this.

"I don't understand it, but somehow he has taken his social retardation and monetized it." - Lady Rackets

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Nick is just the sex. I love him.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

It was originally a reference to Rackets' totally serious question about whether their Dr. couldn't just count the baby's ribs to determine its gender (on something like their second child... he is wiser now). But I like the direction you went with it!

But yeah, that part had me in stitches, too. Checkmate, atheists!

 

[ProfDongs]

I'm just watching the interview and Lady Rackets accent is so cute.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Mad Black Athiest and Drexel join Rackets tonight:

 

[UA 674]

When a funny black dude talks to a non-funny black dude - with their host, a white dude who once cosplayed a funny black dude. Outstanding.

 

[Shady Attorney]

Mad Black Entertainment is going on and on about being his own individual. Man you really want to be an individual get off the stream. I don't get what he's trying to say. It's not like any person is holding you to the fires to join a group. He might be 40 but he drones on and on like a 70-year-old with memory loss

 

[HTTP Error 404]

I am so glad Drexel and Mad Black got onto the same stream. This has been amazing as hell.

Edit: And it's still going. 5 6 hours in.

 

[TexOffender]

This was a great stream. Even the superchats chiming in have been great.

Marzgurl is a white patrick ewing lol

 

[damian]

 

[MelloYello]

According to this stream, @Null started the whole thing about "smug anime girls"?

 

[Shady Attorney]

According to this stream, @Null started the whole thing about "smug anime girls"?

Don’t. If you bring it up, it might start a chain reaction

 

[AnOminous]

According to this stream, @Null started the whole thing about "smug anime girls"?

No, he just got really mad about shitposters in Trump general threads who constantly fill up threads with just posting awoooo over and over again.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

No, he just got really mad about shitposters in Trump general threads who constantly fill up threads with just posting awoooo over and over again.

I read that thread, it's funny.