100 Days of Weighing In | Days 5-7 - 05/27/19

[Meat Poultry Veg]

Trying to figure out anything to scale near her warps my brain.

ALR confirmed as humanoid event horizon.

 

[Guardsman42]

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Is that stretch marks and a vein or dirt?

So all I can see, and this is really sad is this bitch has like two sets of tits, both dirty bruised etc, about to flop out on camera.

Seriously, that and my mind keeps insisting her cleavage is an asscrack.

 

[sperginity]

Owning a pet is not a cause to celebrate mother's day, jesus christ. Sounds like an excuse to eat cake.

 

[InTheMorning]

The fact the pic is next to the fucking cakes is just... But yeah, it just looks wrong. Like if you put a wide-lens distortion on her, but then you realize no that's actual width. She's more careful about unflattering angles these days, so much so that you can forget how massive she really is. But then stop and think, you're looking at enough mass that you could literally, physically fit a family of four in one Amber, with leftover room to spare.

This, right here. She's a size 5 at her head and shoulders, but below that, it's "Get the tarps, boys!"

She's fortunate in that she hasn't developed the odd, alien growths like some of the planets on MSHPL have, but she's close. That's when she will stop leaving the house for good, because now she can still convince herself she's in a "normal" range visually. When she starts growing alien sacs off her massive gut or laygs is when it will get really fun. And she'll normalize it, and adjust, like she does everything else. "If I just ignore it, it'll just, like, go away." "Everyone gets a 80 lb sac of fat and pus hanging off their laygs, it's totally fine, boo boo."

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

This, right here. She's a size 5 at her head and shoulders, but below that, it's "Get the tarps, boys!"

She's fortunate in that she hasn't developed the odd, alien growths like some of the planets on MSHPL have, but she's close. That's when she will stop leaving the house for good, because now she can still convince herself she's in a "normal" range visually. When she starts growing alien sacs off her massive gut or laygs is when it will get really fun. And she'll normalize it, and adjust, like she does everything else. "If I just ignore it, it'll just, like, go away." "Everyone gets a 80 lb sac of fat and pus hanging off their laygs, it's totally fine, boo boo."

"When you're my size, [dramatic sigh] these things happen."

"I've talked to a lot of people who are, you know... like me, and this is just another struggle we have."

"When you're, you know... bigger, this can happen."

She's kinda shifted the goalposts of normalcy, at least for some things. It's not just something that happens "to everyone," it's something that she and her plus-sized tribe have to face together. Be brave, sisters! We shall overcome this injustice!

But we will never be allowed to forget that skinny people have heart attacks, sleep apnea can be genetic, and everyone dies so the best we can hope for is to die doing what we love.

It's a grand tapestry of denial she's woven for herself. Big enough to be a towel for her.

 

[Guardsman42]

This, right here. She's a size 5 at her head and shoulders, but below that, it's "Get the tarps, boys!"

She's fortunate in that she hasn't developed the odd, alien growths like some of the planets on MSHPL have, but she's close. That's when she will stop leaving the house for good, because now she can still convince herself she's in a "normal" range visually. When she starts growing alien sacs off her massive gut or laygs is when it will get really fun. And she'll normalize it, and adjust, like she does everything else. "If I just ignore it, it'll just, like, go away." "Everyone gets a 80 lb sac of fat and pus hanging off their laygs, it's totally fine, boo boo."

What blows my mind is there is bigger..and then Hamber.

Being 50 pounds overweight? Sure..and then..we get Hamber/deathfats whose body get things like asswings etc and ..they normalize it.

I just want a running fucking stream of consciousness on Hamber rationalizing her life being 'normal'.

 

[Anal birth]

You could round up a family of four and not get her collective weight!

Ok because I'm really bored, I'm going to do some maths here. Lets assume average weights and work out just how big a family would have to be to be our gorl's weight. Let's be lenient and use 560 as our weight for Amber

The average weight of a male over 20: 198 ellbees
The average weight of a female over 20: 170 ellbees
Combined weight: 368 ellbees

Now, starting with a newborn i'm going to go up in brackets of 3 years to work out just how big a family would have to be to weigh as much as our gorl (using average weights of course), instead of jumping between sexes I'll just use males to make it less embarassing for Amber.

Newborn: 7 ellbees (375 ellbee total)
3 year old: 31 ellbees (406 ellbee total)
6 year old: 45 ellbees (451 ellbee total)
9 year old: 63 ellbees (514 ellbee total)

Lets pretend the 6 year old was a twin and we're at our gorl's weight.

Considering that Al's <known> peak is around the 575 mark you could squeeze in another 9 year old. If she hits 600 you could squeeze a 12 year old in too (88 ellbees)

To finish, Amberlynn is actually around about the weight of a (somewhat young) family of 7 as opposed to a family of four. Also worth noting is that she weighs a little under the combined weight of three men and about 3.3 women.

 

[FitBitch]

"When you're my size, [dramatic sigh] these things happen."

"I've talked to a lot of people who are, you know... like me, and this is just another struggle we have."

"When you're, you know... bigger, this can happen."

She's kinda shifted the goalposts of normalcy, at least for some things. It's not just something that happens "to everyone," it's something that she and her plus-sized tribe have to face together. Be brave, sisters! We shall overcome this injustice!

But we will never be allowed to forget that skinny people have heart attacks, sleep apnea can be genetic, and everyone dies so the best we can hope for is to die doing what we love.

It's a grand tapestry of denial she's woven for herself. Big enough to be a towel for her.

She acts like she's an expert on being 600 pounds just because she is and says things like "this happens when you're my size" but still thinks she can trick us into believing she's fine and hulthy.

 

[CindyChafe]

She acts like she's an expert on being 600 pounds just because she is and says things like "this happens when you're my size" but still thinks she can trick us into believing she's fine and hulthy.

The cognitive dissonance is giving me cognitive dissonance.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

To finish, Amberlynn is actually around about the weight of a (somewhat young) family of 7 as opposed to a family of four. Also worth noting is that she weighs a little under the combined weight of three men and about 3.3 women.

And a family of 7 Americans or Eastern Europeans at that, if you wanted to start talking about countries where the average adult is only 100-120 lbs and fertility is high she's probably more like the size of a family of 12. Jesus Christ.

No wonder by the terrorists hate us.

 

[Twinkie]

There's a thread for your autism

 

[disintegration]

I gave this way more thought than I should have and I've come to the conclusion that due to the location and direction of the lines they're indentations from the seams of her bra.

May God bless that bra. The hardest working thing in that house.

 

[Haesindang Park]

"When you're my size, [dramatic sigh] these things happen."

"I've talked to a lot of people who are, you know... like me, and this is just another struggle we have."

"When you're, you know... bigger, this can happen."

She's kinda shifted the goalposts of normalcy, at least for some things. It's not just something that happens "to everyone," it's something that she and her plus-sized tribe have to face together. Be brave, sisters! We shall overcome this injustice!

But we will never be allowed to forget that skinny people have heart attacks, sleep apnea can be genetic, and everyone dies so the best we can hope for is to die doing what we love.

It's a grand tapestry of denial she's woven for herself. Big enough to be a towel for her.

Skinny people are easier to handle and do not have mobility issues like AL does. The best part about them is that they don't have to worry about struggling to fit inside a car and damaging it just by being in it.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Becky, get your hair cut. You're reaching trash lady in Labyrinth levels here, never a good thing.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Becky, get your hair cut. You're reaching trash lady in Labyrinth levels here, never a good thing.

She can't. Amber told her that short hair makes fat people look ugly. And pleasing Amber is all that matters.

 

[clusterfuckk]

She can't. Amber told her that short hair makes fat people look ugly. And pleasing Amber is all that matters.

See that my friends is rock bottom. At least Necky has hit it. Albert never will.

 

[NM 457]

 

[Mr Foster]

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Look at that beettus neck.

Amber, I dare you to get tested for diabetes.

Do it you coward.

 

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trying to figure out what's wrong with her eyes... it always looks like she has no eyelashes. i think she pulls them out when she rubs her makeup off with those wipes. or maybe she has trichotillomania and pulls them out like she picks at her scabs? the eyebrows too. Also, she even has fat eyelids.