Snowflake Christine Milneaux - Munchie who came here to sperg [PM sneasel if you wanna do a proper OP on this tard]

Gods damn it I hate bureaucracy. Okay, fine. If a mod wants to PM me or have me PM them we can discord and vid and I'll prove I am who I say I am. If I must also provide proof of the CP,... well, I don't keep documents from 1995 just lying around; they might be in a safe in my mother's house. But I can show (some) surgical scars if you wish. Clearly precise enough to be a doctor's hand and in places medically consistent with a leg surgery in '04.
 
It’s never lupus & she can go fuck off and die quietly somewhere else.

Now can we get a fucking mod in here to IP ban this dumb bitches ass?

We all know she’s not sick, now please - stop giving her the attention she craves by responding to her ugly attention seeking ass.

She can take her “cerebral palsy” and masturbate with her “spasticated” hands over attention off her Instagram, not people here.
 
Cerebral palsy is typically present at or immediately after birth. It's not something you can "come down with" in your 20s, and it's not something that "flares" though obviously all humans have good days and bad days as far as physical functioning and comfort. It doesn't always cause spasticity either, sometimes it causes hypotonia. Depends on what happened to exactly which part of the brain. But it is caused by brain injury when you're still developing, and it is permanent and pretty much not something you just up and figure out you have when you're a teen or young adult.

Yeah, CP is usually diagnosed by age 5.

I can see getting diagnosed with CP in adulthood if your parents were shitty but it would have to be very very minor. And you might pick up that diagnosis along with your lupuses and chronic lymes.
 
I believe in you Christine, all of the ratings that I just gave you are not at all facetious or sarcastic. Be a strong warrior. Big Doctor hates when their patients are more informed than they are. I love how you expose them for fools by referencing some vague case from the Victorian era that they've probably never even heard of.
 
A med student friend of mine (who does think it's lupus, although he hasn't studied autoimmune diseases yet)

Hi.
Getting a friend who hasn’t studied autoimmune disease or fully practiced medicine to agree “yeah uh huh definitely lupus ur gonna die”? That’s not how medicine works. Not now, not ever.

Cerebral palsy is typically present at or immediately after birth. It's not something you can "come down with" in your 20s, and it's not something that "flares" though obviously all humans have good days and bad days as far as physical functioning and comfort. It doesn't always cause spasticity either, sometimes it causes hypotonia. Depends on what happened to exactly which part of the brain. But it is caused by brain injury when you're still developing, and it is permanent and pretty much not something you just up and figure out you have when you're a teen or young adult.
Yep. An example: RJ Mitte who played Walter Jr on Breaking Bad. Has cerebral palsy from a birth injury and was formally diagnosed at the age of 3. That’s usually how it goes.
 
I was diagnosed at two years old. That's why I said I'm not dragging out my actual medical paperwork from 1995 for you. Hell no. If you want you can see my scars but I'm not digging through such personal items as medical paperwork and childhood post-op photographs for you.
I believe in you Christine, all of the ratings that I just gave you are not at all facetious or sarcastic. Be a strong warrior. Big Doctor hates when their patients are more informed than they are. I love how you expose them for fools by referencing some vague case from the Victorian era that they've probably never even heard of.
I don't even care if that was facetious; that was so beautifully written that I choose to take it at face value. Thank you.
 
I saw a picture of a Victorian woman with lupus once

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I'm guessing you're refering to this photograph that did the Reddit circuit a few times a while back with a caption claiming to be an 1895 postmortem of a lupus sufferer.

Sorry to inform you but this woman had lupus vulgaris, a cutaneous manifestation of tuberculosis totally unrelated to SLE, and she was absolutely not dead when this photograph was taken. SLE as a diagnosis did not exist in 1895. Someone showing the characteristic traits of lupus would have been diagnosed with "fuck IDK give her some morphine" in 1895.

/actualVictorianeramedicalhistorian
 
I'm guessing you're refering to this photograph that did the Reddit circuit a few times a while back with a caption claiming to be an 1895 postmortem of a lupus sufferer.

Sorry to inform you but this woman had lupus vulgaris, a cutaneous manifestation of tuberculosis totally unrelated to SLE, and she was absolutely not dead when this photograph was taken. SLE as a diagnosis did not exist in 1895. Someone showing the characteristic traits of lupus would have been diagnosed with "fuck IDK give her some morphine" in 1895.

/actualVictorianeramedicalhistorian

OH THANK ZEUS!!! That's NOT going to be my face in 3-5 years, thank gods!!! Thank you; that is actually the best news I've received since yesterday, when I was told I don't have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I'll still be ugly at 28-30, but I shan't be that ugly!
 
And why are you even on here asking these people questions about your health?
Munchies do this so they can fake their "diagnosis" more effectively. You'll see them inveigling medical communities or anywhere they think they can get med professionals to "give away" the "tells"- so that they can do better next time they send themselves to the ER.
 
Munchies do this so they can fake their "diagnosis" more effectively. You'll see them inveigling medical communities or anywhere they think they can get med professionals to "give away" the "tells"- so that they can do better next time they send themselves to the ER.

Seriously, I love how they think they're so slick on insta stories. "Anyone ever been diagnosed with EDS? What was it like? Did you just have to be hypermobile or did they ask you about pain too? A history of dislocations? Difficulty healing? Message me!"
 
There's a connection between my feelings on dying younger than I "should" and my feelings on getting older than I expected to.
How old are you and how old did you expect to get?

EDIT: Found the answer to half my question, you're 26.
 
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I'm glad you asked. I think that what "it" is is very likely lupus or perhaps UCTD (so, lupus but without maybe one or two of the diagnostic criteria) and I think that the reason that it's going to end up being terminal is the fact that I don't have access to medical care of any kind at the moment aside from cannabis and whatever supplements and otc aids I can get. It's suggested that lupus killed-- I forget, was it Beethoven? and of course it did because when your body is attacking itself in response to UV light or any of hundreds of other triggers, and nothing can halt the progression of flares, you'll die. I'm certain that I have lupus or an illness that is extremely similar; if I don't have enough clinical markers yet it just hasn't come fully into a flare yet, or perhaps not into a severe enough flare yet. Statistically without treatment (or, before treatment was available) the life expectancy for lupus was 50% at 5 years. Ergo, the likelihood that I will still be alive in 5 years is 50%. Ergo, I'm dying.
OH THANK ZEUS!!! That's NOT going to be my face in 3-5 years, thank gods!!! Thank you; that is actually the best news I've received since yesterday, when I was told I don't have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I'll still be ugly at 28-30, but I shan't be that ugly!
Why are you worried about what you look like when you’re litrally dying
 
Guys, we have a problem.

This thread, it’s given me terminal stage 27 cancer.

I’ve not been to a doctor, but I just KNOW it’s cancer.

I also have Ebola, aids, and the trifecta of EDS, GP & POTS.

All are 100% adjustable.

I’ve also just been diagnosed with Down’s syndrome, cerebral palsy and cystic fibrosis in the last 30 seconds.

Please, donate to my go fund me, so I can chase several doctors because they keep telling me I am fine.

Did I mention I’m also starving to death in Africa in sweltering heat, covered in flies and have no WiFi?
 
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