Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

I imagine Jack and his friends are always "that table" in a restaurant. Making too much noise, talking too loud, all the other diners are talking to each other about how inconsiderate they are being.

I also imagine them giving whatever waitress/waiter is waiting on them a hard time over everything.

You don't really have to imagine that, because he's a complete asshole to the help in every one of these Jackoff on the Go videos, bitching about absolutely nothing, misreading the menu and being an idiot, outright harassing and filming other customers, and otherwise shitting up the place with his lousy attitude and gross, slurping gluttony.

 

[Bassomatic]

What is with Jack and tourist trap restaurants?

Are you really asking this? He's a simpleton, those places are made to appease people like Jack.

You don't really have to imagine that, because he's a complete asshole to the help in every one of these Jackoff on the Go videos, bitching about absolutely nothing, misreading the menu and being an idiot, outright harassing and filming other customers, and otherwise shitting up the place with his lousy attitude and gross, slurping gluttony.

Take it off the bill you did it wrong, oh... and leave it on the table - Jack at every restaurant he's been to.

 

[Aaway]

so it's nearly been a year since jack suffered stroke #2 and his right arm is still as dead as can be

guess he's all but given up trying to rehab it. why bother though considering tammy basically does everything for him

 

[Zero fks to give]

easily amused flyover state residents

He said he was going to try it. The haters were more embarrassing than his fans. All they did was ask where the mayonnaise is. Repeatedly. I figure that's probably the average level of intelligence of his antagonists. I'm starting to wonder about the people on this forum. It's not funny now that it's obvious he really has no common sense and he's permanently handicapped. It's like bullying the retarded kid.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

He said he was going to try it. The haters were more embarrassing than his fans. All they did was ask where the mayonnaise is. Repeatedly. I figure that's probably the average level of intelligence of his antagonists.

I think the people making mayonnaise comments were penguinz0 viewers. Since that was the repetitive joke in his videos on Jack. 2 million views total on those videos already. Most publicity Jack has ever had.

I like comments being off since I don't ever go back to his videos to see if anyone posted funny comments. Stop giving him extra views.

 

[AnOminous]

so it's nearly been a year since jack suffered stroke #2 and his right arm is still as dead as can be

guess he's all but given up trying to rehab it. why bother though considering tammy basically does everything for him

So he does all his food handling with the hand he Jacks off with.

Or maybe he just props up his right hand and fucks it. If he can't feel it it would be like a fleshlight attached to the end of his arm.

 

[Religion is Dead]

Can't wait for this video of Tammy scrubbing a skillet. I'm also positive that it isn't seasoned.

 

[AnOminous]

Can't wait for this video of Tammy scrubbing a skillet. I'm also positive that it isn't seasoned.

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What the fuck did that monster do to that?

 

[Clark W. Griswold]

Can't wait for this video of Tammy scrubbing a skillet. I'm also positive that it isn't seasoned.

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oh no baby what is you doing

 

[Frazzle]

It's not funny now that it's obvious he really has no common sense and he's permanently handicapped

Alternatively, that is when it hit peak humor

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I know that it’s been discussed on numerous occasions, but it begs rehashing with each episode of Jack on the Go: The looks on the faces of the diners seated near the Scalfanis and their friends are almost always ones of annoyance, confusion and disgust. Take this woman, for instance, who has just witnessed Jack down an oyster.

The Scalfanis are as close as we'll get to an IRL Simpsons family episode.

 

[Aaway]

So he does all his food handling with the hand he Jacks off with.

Or maybe he just props up his right hand and fucks it. If he can't feel it it would be like a fleshlight attached to the end of his arm.

poor jack probably hasn't gotten laid in years

and i'm sure tammy is having an affair

 

[School of Fish]

I don't need to be a Michelin star chef to know that this guy really sucks at cooking.
I mean really, my cooking isn't the best ever but this guy just really doesn't know how to even function in the kitchen.

 

[beautiful person]

It's like bullying the exceptional kid.

Where do you think you are?

The Scalfanis are as close as we'll get to an IRL Simpsons family episode.

Minus any of the endearing qualities of the Simpsons characters.

 

[JackDavis]

Charles had a 1 hour chat of his own, and got about 100 comments from like 30 unique chatters.
Compare this to Jack's last two live chats, where he's gotten a total of 5 comments from 1 chatter.
* To be fair, Jack's chat was paid-only

 

[Aaway]

Charles had a 1 hour chat of his own, and got about 100 comments from like 30 unique chatters.
Compare this to Jack's last two live chats, where he's gotten a total of 5 comments from 1 chatter.
* To be fair, Jack's chat was paid-only

couple people asked him about turning comments on

basically said that he and jack decided in the beginning to leave them off (so jack's idea 100%) and that people can email him if they have questions or concerns

 

[captkrisma]

Babbish is lowkey throwing shade on Jack. First it's Orange Mocha Frappuccinos...now it's the basics of making coffee...

 

[JackDavis]

Babbish is lowkey throwing shade on Jack. First it's Orange Mocha Frappuccinos...now it's the basics of making coffee...

A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of sheep.

 

[Adamska]

Babbish is lowkey throwing shade on Jack. First it's Orange Mocha Frappuccinos...now it's the basics of making coffee...

My guess is at best it's a person feeding him questions myself...

If he is throwing shade though, kudos. He should do a Mayo cake next.

 

[Aaway]

i think the thread title should be updated to read "youtube celebrity chef, salmonella survivor, and 2x stroke survivor"