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Have they found a way to call Death Stranding problematic yet?

What do you think?

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Nature, what are you doing? It's 2019 and we're still breeding people like this.

We need to get #ReseteraBBQ trending and get more of these people setting themselves on fire.
 
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Nature, what are you doing? It's 2019 and we're still breeding people like this.

We need to get #ReseteraBBQ trending and get more of these people setting themselves on fire.
Kojumbo manages to upset some spergs yet again. The women in his upcoming game may not be as controversial as Quiet but the users REEEEE managed to make themselves look like fragile children over it without wondering what the names even mean in the first place or if the names could be ironic.

One of the villains licked one for the female characters.
And that has to be as bad as a woman in a bikini breathing through her skin despite the latter coming from a series that also had a funny things like bees forming a tommy gun and a Soviet cosmonaut leaving behind a giant flaming ghost head.
 
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We need a final solution for the white gays. Just like Nepenthe is for hanging babies, as long as they are white, Resetera is down with exterminating gay people, as long as they are white. Only black gay people allowed, unless you are that gay black dude who dates Milo.

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So are cis white people better than gay white people Resetera? Seems like along with Jews, Resetera really doesn't like white babies and white gay people.

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Hmmm. "A bit much". But I've seen you Ketkat, as a MtF troon, in just about every THQ Nordic topic saying Resetera should ban all of their games?

One minute you people want everything banned and everyone is guilty by association, the next minute you want context and reasoning 🤔
 
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The funny thing is like 90% of the men on Resetera are incels. They might not publicly worship the chad, but in their posting history you can find non-stop jealousy, depression and anger at video game characters having relationships with "sexy women". Resetera is more conservative/pro-censorship than Evangelicals at a Sunday Service.

Then what women we have on Resetera, 80% of them are MtF troon incels, and the other 20% are femcels who are also very jealous and angry due to how they look and how women are portrayed in video games. Where else in life would you see a 400+ page topic like this? https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-read-op.4483/ Added to by a new 200+ page follow up https://www.resetera.com/threads/wh...ave-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/ All because Lara Croft/Tifa have some big titties and Bayonetta likes getting naked.

I'm not trying to defend incels and seek the altar of the chad myself, simply point out the hypocrisy of Resetera complaining about incels and chads when most of their forum are incels.

If you want to look like this, go ahead

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Besada the blob on the left.

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Morrigan the drowned rat in the middle.

If you're happy, you're happy. If you're not happy though chances are it's your autism and lack of self-respect. Not the rest of the world's fault. So stop trying to censor everything and make everyone else's hobbies shit because of how unhappy you are.
The problem with threads like that is "incels" gets treated as some singular collective that also covers people who are called incels as an insult. It's a loose collection of worldviews in a similar sense as "SJWs", "the alt-right", or any other you want to toss in there as opposed to something with legitimate hierarchies it's structured around.

It'd be like losing your mind at someone mentioning they voted for some left-wing politician by insisting they have to be the same as the person going on about how we need more LGBT Pokemon cards or kids will die.
 
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We need a final solution for the white gays. Just like Nepenthe is for hanging babies, as long as they are white, Resetera is down with exterminating gay people, as long as they are white. Only black gay people allowed, unless you are that gay black dude who dates Milo.

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So are cis white people better than gay white people Resetera? Seems like along with Jews, Resetera really doesn't like white babies and white gay people.

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Hmmm. "A bit much". But I've seen you Ketkat, as a MtF troon, in just about every THQ Nordic topic saying Resetera should ban all of their games?

One minute you people want everything banned and everyone is guilty by association, the next minute you want context and reasoning 🤔

Is it racist because rap is mostly done by black people or are they implying black people only listen to music by other black people?
 
Is it racist because rap is mostly done by black people or are they implying black people only listen to music by other black people?

It's racist (and hilarious) that the bar, correctly, realized that it needed to station security guards near DJ booth to "help the transition" away from rap music, as if black dudes are known for acting wild when they don't get thier way.
 
Is it racist because rap is mostly done by black people or are they implying black people only listen to music by other black people?

White people doing rap is peak white privilege and cultural appropriation.

Asians and others might as well be white people, Resetera only calls you black if you fit certain criteria.
 
Is it racist because rap is mostly done by black people or are they implying black people only listen to music by other black people?

Listening to rap is cultural appropriation if you're white, unless you don't want to, then you're a racist and you have to be forced to.

Fuck these cunts.
 
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Banned for defending a thigh-gap apparently


Objectifying women on Resetera always means enjoying or liking something sexy. If you posted this picture and said you were drooling over it, you'd get a round of applause

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Speaking of LKD, finally fired from Kotaku for being completely unhinged and constantly posting fake news


In case you didn't, here are some of Laura Kate Dale's greatest hits:

  • Accused a host of a Microsoft event of misgendering him as "it" on stage. Video footage proved he was lying. Dale still maintains that he was victimized that day and never apologized to the man whose career he endangered.
  • Went into a panic, telling everyone online that he was being kidnapped when his rideshare driver didn't drop him off at the exact place he expected.
  • After reading an article about how it feels to shove a Nintendo Joycon up your ass, publicly offered to write a story about what it's like to put a Joycon in his "vagina".
  • Proudly leaked the details of a video game and celebrated by getting an ugly-ass Rabbid tattoo.
  • Somehow heard the word "retarded" in a Smash Bros song and instead of contacting Nintendo for comment, rushed a poorly-thought-out article onto Kotaku.UK that drew the ire of nearly everyone and painted him as a racist.

Another Alison Rapp situation for the old NeoGAF crew where facts don't matter, only their feelings and outrage.

Go woke go broke Kotaku.
 
If you posted this picture and said you were drooling over it, you'd get a round of applause

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I'm going to go a different way on this:

User was banned (duration pending): trolling in a sensitive topic, vilifying journalism, sexism, transphobia, history of severe infractions
 
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Call of Duty is now problematic because it's violent and within that violence it isn't depicting thousands of Donald Trump voters getting gunned down :story:

These people are literally becoming the parents they hated. If the autists ever have kids it will be "Hold on till I check the Resetera approved list of games to see if this violent game has been banned for wrong-think".

It's more a question these days of what isn't problematic and to be banned for these people? And they call everyone else conservative.

*Sigh*.... maybe we can just enjoy a new Darksiders game?

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What did I expect? The return of the Ms.Galaxy bullshit :story:
 
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Oh my fucking God, is Diggeh going to post that same shit forever?

One of Era's top VERIFIED Galaxy Brains asks the tough questions:
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This question literally reads like "if that person had done something that he didn't, would you still feel the same way about him?" When you start asking those questions with a straight face you need to either step back and reevaluate your life or commit suicide at your earliest convenience.

"If Jesus Christ was a purple dinosaur, would you still be a catholic?"
"If the Earth was indeed flat, would you feel bad about trees?"
"If your mother fucked your uncle instead, would you still love your dad?"
"If a guy chopped his dick off, would he be a woman?"
 
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