Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Bamanda]

My money is on him signing up to one of these ‘therapy by text’ kind of apps that are springing up everywhere. Internet munchies use them to try to add validity to their many self diagnosed mental health illnesses. The “therapists” are very rarely qualified, or even have anything like respected accreditation. I mean what kind of actual therapist, when confronted with someone as delusional and narcissistic as Russ is, wouldn’t say woaaah this is way beyond my pay grade to even attempt to unwrap what’s going on with you?

I’m not American, but in my country therapists are more there to listen to people rather than actually diagnose and form a treatment plan for mental health illnesses. People would get referred to them by actual Doctors or mental health teams. Don’t get me wrong, real therapists do great work, but someone like Russ needs much more than simple CBT, or talking about how he feels while painting a picture of a fruit bowl. I bet he’s never even met the “therapist.” He’s chosen her from a list of profiles on an app because she’s cute and he thinks he has an “in” with her. Wonder how long it’ll be until he inserts her name into the masterpiece that is Safari Ride and expects her to fall at his feet?

 

[pozilei]

My money is on him signing up to one of these ‘therapy by text’ kind of apps that are springing up everywhere. Internet munchies use them to try to add validity to their many self diagnosed mental health illnesses. The “therapists” are very rarely qualified, or even have anything like respected accreditation. I mean what kind of actual therapist, when confronted with someone as delusional and narcissistic as Russ is, wouldn’t say woaaah this is way beyond my pay grade to even attempt to unwrap what’s going on with you?

That was my first thought too (if it's at all true). Some sketchy online thing that essentially just tells people "oh, you've diagnosed yourself with X and Y. I guess you have X and Y then! Poor you!! People should be more considerate!" or whatever else the customer wants to hear.

 

[Bamanda]

That was my first thought too (if it's at all true). Some sketchy online thing that essentially just tells people "oh, you've diagnosed yourself with X and Y. I guess you have X and Y then! Poor you!! People should be more considerate!" or whatever else the customer wants to hear.

That’s exactly it. I respect the hussle tbh. I can’t stand munchies, and people who exploit them are fine with me.

The problem arises when these charlatans run into genuine mental illness, and they don’t have any idea how to deal with it. They end up doing more damage, as can be seen with Russ who now thinks he’s mentally sound and justified in his absolutely maniacal actions. The woman is gonna learn soon enough what happens when you mess with real mental illness because I guarantee she’s his next victim.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

It’s taken him some time, but he has finally found someone that understands the misunderstood genius.

Allegedly.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Any mental health professional worth his or her salt would drop him like a hot potato the second he started showing any inappropriate intentions. They'd lose their license if they didn't. So, when this inevitably happens, expect some heavy reeeee about how he's been discriminated against and he's looking into a malpractice suit, which I'm not sure is even a thing for therapists, but it's something he'd say.

All in all, though, I think the therapist is some bullshit he made up. There are a couple of options. She's real and, as @Barbarella said, he just heard what he wants to hear. She's real and she's completely incompetent. She's a figment of his imagination. All are equal possibilities, but I'm going with the third option.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Alright kiwis, Since Russ has been all quiet and not terribly exciting, I decided to throw a little something together for you all.

I put in a lot of efforts and maybe some plights too. Did it entirely on an oddly translated video maker of dubious origin. Learned as I went. I'm not enough of a professional to pay a Filipino on Fiverr to make videos for me. Had fun doing it, hope you enjoy it. Do whatever you want with it. I'll laugh my ass off if it gets more views than Russ (he's at around 750 now).

Consider that my marketing blitz.

All things in the video came from here or ED. Made a bunch of the gifs and other stuff myself. Let me know if you'd like any of the still pics from it.

And a big thanks to @BIG DADDY, @Yellow Yam Scam, and @Swedishcrepes02 because I used some of your awesome contributions pretty noticeably.

Dude, this honestly condenses 1500 discussion pages into one hilarious 5 minute video that perfectly explains Russ to any newcomer who doesn't want to read the thread. I wish I could give you a rating but you definitely deserve all the winners.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Any mental health professional worth his or her salt would drop him like a hot potato the second he started showing any inappropriate intentions. They'd lose their license if they didn't. So, when this inevitably happens, expect some heavy reeeee about how he's been discriminated against and he's looking into a malpractice suit, which I'm not sure is even a thing for therapists, but it's something he'd say.

All in all, though, I think the therapist is some bullshit he made up. There are a couple of options. She's real and, as @Barbarella said, he just heard what he wants to hear. She's real and she's completely incompetent. She's a figment of his imagination. All are equal possibilities, but I'm going with the third option.

If she's real--and that's a big "if"--I only see him agreeing to go because his parents offered to pay for it, suggesting that it might help him feel better and maybe get out of the mess he's in. And Russell, being Russell, might have accepted because he has no idea what therapy actually is, and thinks that the therapist's role is nothing more than to listen to him vent about his problems so he can feel better.

Therapy's not something he's going to pay for out-of-pocket, and I doubt whatever health insurance he has is good enough to cover it.

 

[Russtard]

Therapy's not something he's going to pay for out-of-pocket, and I doubt whatever health insurance he has is good enough to cover it.

I'm pretty sure therapy is a requirement for ADA plans, so if he has any kind of insurance he'd probably have at least some assistance. But those copays are really going to cut into his hooker fund.

There's no way in hell Russell volunteered to see a therapist of his own volition. His parents probably threatened to cut contact, financial or social, for good. Like you said, this might also be total bullshit for sympathy.

In my experience, therapists can ~~tenatively~~ diagnose you but they can't prescribe you any pills unless you're seeing a psychiatrist. Usually what happens if you want the drugs is you have to go to a therapist first, they send a recommendation to a psych, you get an eval from the psych who has 1,000 other patients to see that day, then you get the drugs.

If Russell's parents are funding this, the end game might be to get him back on his meds because prescriptions for that type of shit expire fast. Then again, Russell has shown that he's very against taking anything that alters his "beautiful, misunderstood mind," so methinks another disappointment is in his parents' future.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Therapy won't help him because he's going to lie his ass off to make him seem like the victim. Russ just wants validation, and no real help. Russ is perfect as is. A good therapist will hopefully see through that bullshit, but she might just be the listening type where they just go "hmmm yeah".

 

[GethN7]

In my experience, therapists can ~~tenatively~~ diagnose you but they can't prescribe you any pills unless you're seeing a psychiatrist. Usually what happens if you want the drugs is you have to go to a therapist first, they send a recommendation to a psych, you get an eval from the psych who has 1,000 other patients to see that day, then you get the drugs.

That'a accurate.

Once the therapist has a good idea what is wrong with you, they'll tag in the psychiatrist and recommend medication for your problem, and the latter will write up a scrip for whatever would be appropriate if they can find something that won't screw you up worse.

 

[Dumbinatrix]

Look, we'll all get proof that she's real or not soon enough. She'll either never get brought up again, or he'll rant about how she discriminated against him and blast her real name/business.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Dude, this honestly condenses 1500 discussion pages into one hilarious 5 minute video that perfectly explains Russ to any newcomer who doesn't want to read the thread. I wish I could give you a rating but you definitely deserve all the winners.

As a huge fan of Asperchu, this seriously makes my day. Not even gonna lie. Thank you so much!

And since it's been a while, Here's some fresh instacringe because this thread could use some therapy:

Ever the gentleman:

And I guess that's a crocodile emoji. Your guess is as good as mine:

 

[Whatthefuck]

As a huge fan of Asperchu, this seriously makes my day. Not even gonna lie. Thank you so much!

And since it's been a while, Here's some fresh instacringe because this thread could use some therapy:
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Ever the gentleman:
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And I guess that's a crocodile emoji. Your guess is as good as mine:
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He's been fixated on this one for a while now. Poor girl. I can't remember, did she make the mistake of engaging with him once? He tends to cling to the ones who reply with so much as a thank you. Whatever happened to Pizza Slut?

 

[Very Honest Content]

There is no therapist, and if there is, Russ, who reads this thread, should look up the BetterHelp fiasco of last year that the mentally ill troll website helped expose as a scam and figure out he's being taken for a safari ride by the ap company he's paying to text on his phone to.

The only chance the therapist has of being real involves a convoluted backstory of the hot nurse at the hospital his buddy "Ken" was sent to after the firebomb almost killed him seeing the remains of the once statuesque Greer friend and deciding she needed to do something to help all the mentally fragile eggshell skull having mongs in the greater Salt Lake area learn to cope with their failures in life so that they didn't lash out like that at innocent people ever again, and then she got Russell to try and flatter her so she made the wrong choice anyway and should go back to nursing.

Yeah, she's not 'real'.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Couple more good ones here.

Guess this girl was at an Italian themed resort:

Romney met with other lawmakers to talk about helping victims of the drug epidemic. Russ says fuck 'em:

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Couple more good ones here.

Guess this girl was at an Italian themed resort:
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Romney met with other lawmakers to talk about helping victims of the drug epidemic. Russ says fuck 'em:
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Getting people help with drug problems is just plain impractical. Now overriding the 1st Amendment so that I can call people names and make up lies but nobody can make fun of me? Totally within grasp!

 

[DarkAlien]

Russell

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[Whatthefuck]

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I wonder if he's Googled his magnum opus yet and found our dear @TheGreatCitracett loving tribute?

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Cilleystring]

When he says looks tasty, you know he isnt referring to the fish