Millennial Woes / Colin Robertson - Chain-smoking Alcoholic, Racist Degenerate, Welfare Leech, Weilder of the God Rod

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:powerlevel: it's bizarre how many people i know who claim to be right wing but leech government buxx. UK makes it too easy for people to do this... but you would have thought woes and the like would care more about being logically consistent than they would about 50 quid a week.
i have legit heard someone justify this by saying 'it's okay for me to be on benefits bc i'm white, this is a white country, that money is meant for me' when they're totally capable of working a real job... they are just lazy narcissists :powerlevel:

Hey, maybe it's all just a scam from the start. In the UK you need to show them you are applying for jobs in order to receive your neetbux, from what I've heard even if you are skilled they will try and get you to apply for shitty jobs. Obviously he doesn't want to get accepted for these shitty jobs for shitty pay, so he's made himself unemployable by becoming known as a massive racist. Ingenious.

 

[CanineXPlosion]

Why do all these master race dudes turn out to be basement dwellers?
They're so blind to the irony.

 

[Trusty Patches]

In the UK you need to show them you are applying for jobs in order to receive your neetbux, from what I've heard even if you are skilled they will try and get you to apply for shitty jobs.

Can confirm this, jobcentre used to make people fill out a paper form detailing their weekly job hunt. However this was easy for the lazy people to lie about (they'd just write under Tuesday 'looked 4 work', no real proof needed).
So now, I believe, there is a website through which they must apply to a certain number of jobs per fortnite or something. They made it a lot less easy to take advantage of.
My guess is you're correct in saying Woes has made himself broadly unappealing to prospective employers, be it intentional or not. Otherwise under this new system he probably could have found employment already ((()))

 

[Gay Adolf]

The depressing figure cut by Millennial Woes is how I imagine just about every alt-righter probably is in real life: a lonely, despondent deadbeat, who you'd be able to feel sorry for were it not for their delusional sense of moral and intellectual superiority.

Sounds like everyone on this website.

 

[TenMilesWide]

Sounds like everyone on this website.

Hey man, not true.

Most of the people here would be unpitiable even without the sense of superiority.

 

[Jester69]

Woes sent me his dick pic in Skype DMs

Spoiler: dickpic with proof

 

[niggers]

Tempermental at worst.

"tempermental at worst" is a hilarious way to say "only sucks dick sometime"

 

[cuddle striker]

Lolcows tend to cross paths with other lolcows and MW is no exception

it's like an altratking

also good to know he's scamming to stay unemployed, like a good white man should

all the powerleveling in here is making me claustrophobic. is this an infected thread?

 

[ProgKing of the North]

"tempermental at worst" is a hilarious way to say "only sucks dick sometime"

NTTAWWT

 

[Watcher]

A bit of :powerlevel:
Im a really rightwing guy but i can´t fucking understand people like woes. Like dosen´t he understand that the type of rightwing leadership people like me wants would get rid of him really quickly. Lets go trough the list shall we?

• Jobless and on welfare
• Gay
• Flunked out of artschool.

So he dosent fit morally in to the rest of the rightwingers and then to on the top of it all he spergs about things like femensim killed the spacerace. If he really would like the "white race" to win as he proclaims he would shut his trap and work on improving himself. How anyone could take him seriously is beyond me.

"Blacks are a drain on the welfare system"
Well so are you, you fat motherfucker.

:powerlevel: it's bizarre how many people i know who claim to be right wing but leech government buxx. UK makes it too easy for people to do this... but you would have thought woes and the like would care more about being logically consistent than they would about 50 quid a week.
i have legit heard someone justify this by saying 'it's okay for me to be on benefits bc i'm white, this is a white country, that money is meant for me' when they're totally capable of working a real job... they are just lazy narcissists :powerlevel:

It's very common for people to project their own insecurities outward. Like how a lot of people who support communism and claim to "fight for the little guy" grew up extremely privileged and don't actually associate with very poor people. And are more concerned over how "capitalists" are making so much money than they are about actually helping people in poverty.

With people like Woes who is on the fringes of the right it has more to do with his relative isolation from the rest of society. He then blames his problems on someone else. Either someone on the left or someone who's not enough toward the right. For another comparison, Ayn Rand was on welfare toward the end of her life. And her justification for doing this was because she felt like she was owed compensation for all of the money she lost due to taxation.

Generally speaking these people aren't so much into their politics to improve things as much as they're interested in tearing other people down and judging others. Their motivation behind hating someone for being on welfare is about making themselves feel better, not attempting to improve the system they don't contribute to.

 

[lucky_fella]

Woes sent me his dick pic in Skype DMs

Not sure how that's proof but lmfao that he's circumcised

 

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Woes sent me his dick pic in Skype DMs

Hullo Axle. Did you record the call you had with him?

My guess is you're correct in saying Woes has made himself broadly unappealing to prospective employers, be it intentional or not. Otherwise under this new system he probably could have found employment already ((()))

Eh, in a civilized society you would just have a Labor Army doing the manual labor instead of paying welfare for firing off poorly written job apps and being sullen when you get a callback. Better for everyone.

 

[Jester69]

I wish to resurrect this thread so me and my crew's efforts are saved somewhere more permanent than our discord server.

Sadly Millennial Woes has been largely absent in 2019, but me and my crew have archived much lore in the MW canon. We have done a deep dive into his instagram, for instance, and have made several discoveries.

The lotion and toilet paper. https://www.instagram.com/p/BrE1HV3ATGd/

Note in this video on his second channel, there is lotion and an obscene amount of junkfood in view: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKGV9Xcwjk0

The sweat stain.

coca cola obsession. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw0EC_tgQ3X/

"The sublime and classic design: white embossed on clear glass. Striking, distinctive, simple, classy. (And I swear the Coke actually tastes best out of these bottles. There is SOMETHING different about it.)"

can't tell the difference between elk or bison. https://www.instagram.com/p/BxMiCe0g3GP/

Strange pizza-only diet. https://www.instagram.com/p/Buudjoggrgn/

DMs from lil_fruhling between her and a guy from my crew. (this is her curiouscat where the most recent answered question is a detailed description of her experience with Millennial Woes: https://curiouscat.me/lil_fruhling)

In the same DMs she explains MW has an "insane crippling porn addiction"

full DMs with lil_fruhling:

Spoiler: full DMs with lil_fruhling

 

[MrTickles]

Why do all these master race dudes turn out to be basement dwellers?
They're so blind to the irony.

When you give up on the status quo, and are too lazy to don a ski mask and beat people up with bike chains, what's the logical thing to grasp for? Yep, 1930's Roman Republic Romanticism.

 

[John Carmack]

The guy has been a NEET his entire adult life. It's not shocking that he lives like that and is a turbo autist irl.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

I don't think anybody can really be pseudonymous while doing YouTube (unless you are completely silent) or podcasts. Somebody will hear and identify you by voice and within the next few years (if not now), bots will be made to make reliable voice detection.

So Millennial Woes speaking about his woe of being outed is really fucking retarded.

 

[Jester69]

A comprehensive list of objects in Millennial Woes' 'A quick succession of embarrassments' video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKGV9Xcwjk0



'the cracked soup bowl' instagram source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BqY9H3UgYow/

 

[Smug Chuckler]

8. The Sonic game he is playing.

 

[Jester69]

8. The Sonic game he is playing.

Believe it or not, Millennial Woes is not a gamer. Look at the keyboard in the second picture "the cracked soup bowl". the W and D keys are still intact, whereas if he played a lot of games regularly the WASD keys would all be showing signs of wear. (WASD is what most games have standardized as movement keys)

These are results of the most used keys from normal English use contrasted with MW's worn keys.

 

[tuscangarder]

His dick is so small.
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