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Ever since he lost that weight, Quinton has been looking very weird.
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Ever since he lost that weight, Quinton has been looking very weird.
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Guess who's back on his bullshit.
I just wanna point this out, while I have the time, Something happened to Quinton's beard.
Alright, I finished it. I hate myself but I finished it.
I just wanna point this out, while I have the time, Something happened to Quinton's beard.
So, Quinton somehow got in 11 days early, thanks to a "friend" who works at the park (oddly, a female friend), so Quinton, who didn't plan on coming back to DisneyLand for at least a year, gets to go on the first day anyone who's not a cast member gets to go inside, although, it's a park cast "Friends and Family" ticket.
Also, Around the 4 minute mark, you can see a bug crawling on the walls, so yeah.
He talks about how he loves going to DisneyLand, because it immerses you into the worlds around you.
He says while some of the older ones like Dumbo doesn't do it as well, newer ones like GotG, Star Wars and Indiana Jones really try to suck you into the world of the ride, and then he goes into the review of Galaxy's Edge.
He says that the cast for Galaxy's Edge really sell it, claiming that if you fire up a lightsaber, they'll warn you that the First Order is always watching, claiming that they'll complement the Mickey Mouse ears as Antenna and so forth.
He then talks about the Smugglers Run ride, talking about how it has different endings based around how well you do, and how it felt like a video game. He also called it one of the worst rides at Disneyland.
There's also the Cantina Bar, a place that was packed according to Quinton, he also thinks that the Cantina cannot last long, because people would go get hammered, and then get on Smugglers Run and "just total it".
He said that the bar is his favorite part of Galaxy's Edge, because the drinks are great (he said the Jedi Mind Trick and the Outer Rim are the best) and because it's a nice recreation of the Cantina from A New Hope.
He also tried the Blue Milk Slushie, claimed it was a "little sweet", also had a hotdog thing that tasted like a slim jim.
He also impulsively bought a bunch of shit.
He also bought a fuckin' porg.
I ain't screencapping that.
Also, Quinton's "friend" spent $200 on a lightsaber.
It was a real metal one, you could set in the crystal, and make it. Also, Yoda's ghost comes down and tells you that you've done a good job building it.
He then has "constructive criticism"
All the signs aren't in english, so it becomes easy to get lost, and the cast always staying in character becomes a problem, like them acting like they don't know what you are talking about.
He also says that the service at the Cantina was awful. Someone got overcharged, he got someone elses receipt, that was signed by someone else, and didn't get his card back for 15 minutes.
He thinks it's gonna be a bad launch.
Also, Around the 4 minute mark, you can see a bug crawling on the walls, so yeah.
He talks about how he loves going to DisneyLand, because it immerses you into the worlds around you.
He says while some of the older ones like Dumbo doesn't do it as well, newer ones like GotG, Star Wars and Indiana Jones really try to suck you into the world of the ride, and then he goes into the review of Galaxy's Edge.
He says that the cast for Galaxy's Edge really sell it, claiming that if you fire up a lightsaber, they'll warn you that the First Order is always watching, claiming that they'll complement the Mickey Mouse ears as Antenna and so forth.
He then talks about the Smugglers Run ride, talking about how it has different endings based around how well you do, and how it felt like a video game. He also called it one of the worst rides at Disneyland.
There's also the Cantina Bar, a place that was packed according to Quinton, he also thinks that the Cantina cannot last long, because people would go get hammered, and then get on Smugglers Run and "just total it".
He said that the bar is his favorite part of Galaxy's Edge, because the drinks are great (he said the Jedi Mind Trick and the Outer Rim are the best) and because it's a nice recreation of the Cantina from A New Hope.
He also tried the Blue Milk Slushie, claimed it was a "little sweet", also had a hotdog thing that tasted like a slim jim.
He also impulsively bought a bunch of shit.
He also bought a fuckin' porg.
I ain't screencapping that.
Also, Quinton's "friend" spent $200 on a lightsaber.
It was a real metal one, you could set in the crystal, and make it. Also, Yoda's ghost comes down and tells you that you've done a good job building it.
He then has "constructive criticism"
All the signs aren't in english, so it becomes easy to get lost, and the cast always staying in character becomes a problem, like them acting like they don't know what you are talking about.
He also says that the service at the Cantina was awful. Someone got overcharged, he got someone elses receipt, that was signed by someone else, and didn't get his card back for 15 minutes.
He thinks it's gonna be a bad launch.
Alright, I finished it. I hate myself but I finished it.
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So essentially his entire video can be boiled down to him flexing about how he got into Galaxy's Edge before anyone else, consists of him bitching about his free trip and ride experiences most fans would kill for, and says all of it's going to suck despite it not even being open or fully operational yet, and despite it not even technically being completed (there's still that immersive hotel they're building).
What gets me is that none of his bitching even matters: the thing's gonna perform super fuckin' well no matter what he or any other Internet brainlets say.
Y'know why? Because it's Star Wars.
It doesn't matter how many people bitch at the Last Jedi or drink the nu-trilogy Kool-Aid and talk about how bad their Kool-Aid tastes. Because it's Star Wars. It's a pop culture phenomena; no matter how much the movies suck, no matter what Disney changes, and no matter how many people scree on the Internet and nitpick the hell out of these movies, most people will still go there and talk about it: because it's Star Wars, the most recognizable franchise in media.
They could make a planet of shit and it'd still sell, galaxy-brained discussion be damned; 'et the fuck outta here with your Comic Book Guy pessimism and enjoy some space wizards and laser swords.
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bit off topic but if that is true then thats a big yikes for how many people are gonna eat there over the next few months
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This guy is genuinely both unpleasant to listen to, and disturbing to look at. Considering his lack of originality and his general humorlessness, I don't understand how he maintains an audience at all.
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You know, he didn’t used to be like that. At least not without purpose. Sure his general “bleh” demeanor was his selling point, but that’s because he specialized in covering strange and bootlegged shit that plays well with that kind of dry observational wit. When you take away the trampoline, you end up busting your shins.
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That’s a fucking roach. He’s got open sweets in his room sitting around long enough for bugs to take notice, and that’s at least a day
Quinton clean your damn room
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Criticising the new Star Wars land? Uh oh, sounds like someone is being a toxic fanboy...
I'll give him a pass for this one, because he's actually criticised it when so many now are lavishing praise on shit solely because it annoys the Right People, regardless of quality. Thoguh I'm sure in a few days time we'll get a grovelling apology from him for 'pandering to loser incel virgins' or something.
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What is even the point or joke of that tweet
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The joke is that Quinton has never seen a vagina outside of porn
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Just like his real name, he hoovers up bad jokes and regurgitates it on Twitter.
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I thought his last name was hoover because he sucks up pizzas alone every Friday night
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Is he maybe one of the internet commies with enough brain cells to understand that shilling Disney, especially when they use wokeness as a selling point, is the most capitalistic thing you can do?
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So, I ran into this article today, and just wanted everyone to see this.
comicbook.com
The Drinks that Quinton brought up, the Jedi Mind Trick and the Outer Rim are both, and mind you I'm fucking blind and this image is blurry, Either $14 or $18 each.
Oh, and for posterity, here's the non-alcoholic drinks.
The Cantina at Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge Is Selling Drinks for $75
The opening of Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge marks the single biggest park expansion in Disneyland's [...]
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Oh, and for posterity, here's the non-alcoholic drinks.
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Yeesh, I thought Klingon juice for a fiver at a Star Trek convention was a rip-off.So, I ran into this article today, and just wanted everyone to see this.
The Drinks that Quinton brought up, the Jedi Mind Trick and the Outer Rim are both, and mind you I'm fucking blind and this image is blurry, Either $14 or $18 each.The Cantina at Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge Is Selling Drinks for $75
The opening of Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge marks the single biggest park expansion in Disneyland's [...]
Oh, and for posterity, here's the non-alcoholic drinks.
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> A female friend
> Who happens to work at Disneyland
> Mind you, at the newest attraction
> And has enough sheckles to spare and grap two severely overpriced ALCOHOLIC drinks
Q isnt as stupid as he looks. He is going all or nothing to win the affection of Lindsay. Al in all my headcanon will be that he knows how to administer money and get contacts to pretend he is more interesting than he is, which oddly enough reminds me of Timmy Turner on the episode where he tries to impress his peers.
The greatest mystery left is the beard patch. He either lost a bet, got an infection or got a bruise and was too much of a pussy to show his mug.
Quinton Reviews Quinton Reviews (the first one) Only could find it on his All Star video at around 21 minute mark.
Infinity War's Ending Worries Me
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I have been out for a while. Our guy did it, he is now a certified breadtuber.
> Who happens to work at Disneyland
> Mind you, at the newest attraction
> And has enough sheckles to spare and grap two severely overpriced ALCOHOLIC drinks
Q isnt as stupid as he looks. He is going all or nothing to win the affection of Lindsay. Al in all my headcanon will be that he knows how to administer money and get contacts to pretend he is more interesting than he is, which oddly enough reminds me of Timmy Turner on the episode where he tries to impress his peers.
The greatest mystery left is the beard patch. He either lost a bet, got an infection or got a bruise and was too much of a pussy to show his mug.
Infinity War's Ending Worries Me
EDIT
I have been out for a while. Our guy did it, he is now a certified breadtuber.
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