Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
The Dude said:
A visit to Doctor Kevorkian.
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Died eight years ago tomorrow. Sorry Dude,⌛.

Fag Smut said:
Is Russ aware that ...?
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He's a dingus. Stop right there, answer lol no, and you're good.

TheGreatCitracett said:
Speaking of copyright, his new song contains references to, or lyrics of the following Taylor Swift songs:

Fifteen
White Horse
Love Story
All Too Well
Blank Space
Shake It Off

And that Cheetos slogan.
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Every single title is literally a common saying, object, or number though, all low-to-no-effort titling conventions. He really screwed over that cartoon cheetah's works however, and didn't even use a disclaimer when doing so...

Barbarella said:
He’s such a terrible human being. I wish he was okay with fat chicks because I’d ship him and Chantel so hard. The two of them would make an awful super baby that’’d have the whole world united in hate for it.
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Mine is Ryann "Tess Holliday" Meagan-Hoven, but Chantal is better in many ways by being worse in a lot them! Great minds think similarly, in this case, not exactly, alike.
 
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Video Games said:
Given the rainbow filter on this post, I figure now is as good a time as any to ask: has anyone else here seen the Internet theories about Swift being gay? Thoughts? Most importantly, how do you think Greer would respond to an official announcement of Swift's love being reserved for a second kind of pussy?
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Damn, this thread moves fast. She's using special rainbow/pastel filters on all her posts now. It's the new theme or whatever for her new album.
 
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I literally cannot believe that the YouTube link goes to @TheGreatCitracett ‘s video. Did Russ do that? How did it happen? However-It makes me so happy.

That room of Rusty’s though, omg. Do you think his famous suit that everybody has to compliment is on the floor of that closet under the pile of dirty socks and underwear?

He’s almost a 30 year old man. Just...wow. Yeah, Taylor will move in any second. Her and her girlfriend...

He lives with roommates,they probably have to yell at him to keep the door closed when company’s coming over, like the mother of a teenager does.
 
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GODDAMMIT WHY WON'T YOU SUPPORT MY PLIGHTS!?

I AM THE VICTIM AND I AM DOUBLING THE FUCK DOWN!

I PUT IN AN EFFORT THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH!

I AM SPECIAL!
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
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GODDAMMIT WHY WON'T YOU SUPPORT MY PLIGHTS!?

I AM THE VICTIM AND I AM DOUBLING THE FUCK DOWN!

I PUT IN AN EFFORT THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH!

I AM SPECIAL!
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Goddamn, Russ.

Just because a few people entertained the idea of a tard getting Taylor Swift's attention because they felt bad for you doesn't mean they are obligated to support a troubling stalker obsession.

I don't know who wants him dead, because I know us kiwis would definitely prefer him alive and readily providing miIk than dead.
 
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