Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

12:15: "babish or whatever his name is"

jack throwing some shade at babish? maybe jack caught wind of that video where someone asked babish if he'd try one of jack's recipes and he responded by saying he'd never heard of back. either way, jack should watch and learn from babish

 

[LordofCringe7206]

12:15: "babish or whatever his name is"

jack throwing some shade at babish? maybe jack caught wind of that video where someone asked babish if he'd try one of jack's recipes and he responded by saying he'd never heard of back. either way, jack should watch and learn from babish

It could go either way. He might have just second guessed if that was the correct name.

I wouldn't be shocked though if he's ass blasted over Babish. The guy is the complete polar opposite of Jack.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Babish should do a month long tribute to Jack specializing in recipes that can be made with one hand.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Tammy must either tolerate him because of some noble self-sacrificing Christian reason or because Jack has one hell of a life insurance policy. Seriously, she's a fucking catch by fat, ill-mannered, middle-aged, white trash suburbanite standards, she could easily hook up with some divorced/widowed Hank Hill type who will treat her right, take her to Golden Corral every Sunday and maybe even go on a basic bitch vacation now and then. Instead she'd rather spend her empty nest years busting her ass to support and clean up after a lazy, financially irresponsible manchild and eventually end up turning him over and changing his diaper after the 6th self-induced stroke.

(Will humbly accept my autistic ratings, I just watched a few videos of Jack eating and being an ignorant slob in public and can't help but feel pity for the poor soul subjected to married life with... that.)

In all seriousness I am impressed by his ability to actually eat a piece of his Party Cheese Salad on camera without physically recoiling. I have an unironic interest in horrific shit found in American cookbooks from the 1950s and 1960s.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

Tammy must either tolerate him because of some noble self-sacrificing Christian reason or because Jack has one hell of a life insurance policy. Seriously, she's a fucking catch by fat, ill-mannered, middle-aged, white trash suburbanite standards, she could easily hook up with some divorced/widowed Hank Hill type who will treat her right, take her to Golden Corral every Sunday and maybe even go on a basic bitch vacation now and then. Instead she'd rather spend her empty nest years busting her ass to support and clean up after a lazy, financially irresponsible manchild and eventually end up turning him over and changing his diaper after the 6th self-induced stroke.

Almost certainly the Christian reason. Wasn't it Tammy who turned Jack into a born-again fundie holy roller?

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

What's the point in doing keto if you're gonna eat 4000 calories worth of cheese, bacon and Cool Whip?

What's the point in trying to rehab your stroke arm if you're eating like you want to have 3 more strokes this year?

What's the point in doing a cooking show and not listing the recipes, cooking the food properly or giving a shit about presentation?

What's the point in cultivating a Youtube fanbase if you're going to cripple your fans ability to interact with you by disabling comments and ratings?

What's the point in having a son if you're just going to choke him to death?

Jack is nothing if not a walking contradiction. It's almost Zen-like at this point.

What’s the point in calling yourself a christian if you basically ignore every single one of the Ten Commandments and regularly commit the seven deadly sins in multiples?

Jack’s just a faggy retard :madontheinternet:

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I'm not super familiar with Babish but it seems like he doesn't even know who Jack is and is also too nice of a guy to punch down at a nobody like that.

 

[captkrisma]

12:15: "babish or whatever his name is"

jack throwing some shade at babish? maybe jack caught wind of that video where someone asked babish if he'd try one of jack's recipes and he responded by saying he'd never heard of back. either way, jack should watch and learn from babish

Babbish has pretty much mastered the algorithm game, so unless Jack ignores all videos except his own, he's going to stumble across one or two.

 

[Adamska]

12:15: "babish or whatever his name is"

jack throwing some shade at babish? maybe jack caught wind of that video where someone asked babish if he'd try one of jack's recipes and he responded by saying he'd never heard of back. either way, jack should watch and learn from babish

Jack probably did given it wouldn't be too shocking if he googles himself from time to time; I can't prove it, but he does remind me an awful lot of Pigroach and we know he does look at his thread. If he does, then he probably does get jealous and annoyed people like Babish really show how shit he is at youtube cooking by comparison.

He might actually be hoping to leech subs, views, and look all wholesome and shit (fundie good boy points basically) by wanting to get into a slapfight with him.

I wonder if he also just went on a childish fit when Penguinz0 did those two videos on him and made fun of his garbage eating habits.

 

[Aaway]

jack definitely googles himself and given that this thread comes up in the top 5 results when you google "jack scalfani" i'm 99% sure he's been on here

that hilarious anti-jack blog also shows up in the top 5 results so i'm sure he's seen that as well

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Who woulda thunk it!? Jack can't cook food, but apparently he CAN cook crack rocks.

Cooking Crystal Meth With Jack

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

Cooking Crystal Meth With Jack

Keto friendly

 

[JackDavis]

Dipping white tuna into hot mustard with his fork. Yeesh. If you're going to launch a series called Sushi Wars, please take 5-10 minutes to learn how to use chopsticks.

Same Run DMC shirt wtf. Is this his Jap food outfit or something?

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Sushi Wars!

> Doesn't order any sushi

EDIT: Listening to his latest Burger wars chat session, Jack says he's "Not a fan of the Big Green Egg" because he's "not a big fan of playing the the vents".

Such a lazy turd.

 

[captkrisma]

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Dipping white tuna into hot mustard with his fork. Yeesh. If you're going to launch a series called Sushi Wars, please take 5-10 minutes to learn how to use chopsticks.


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Same Run DMC shirt wtf. Is this his Jap food outfit or something?

Charles outright stated that he doesn't typically eat sushi, so why is Jack forcing this on him? I'd be in a huge fit of rage to a number of things in this video, but knowing that Jack made him do the video makes me feel a little better and puts a new spin on the sushi wars videos.

Spoiler: Notes

I mean...the menu is clearly Americanized Chinese with some "sushi rolls" on the menu. I mean...they order jalapeno poppers as a appetizer. Stop bullshitting us.

Then the sashimi is presented on ice. Word of advice for those not accustomed to sashimi: if a restaurant does this then their refrigerator is possibly broken. There's no need for ice.

Charles says after dipping the white tuna in spicy mustard that it was 'different'. No shit. There's a reason you barely dab the sashimi in soy sauce or wasabi. The mustard isn't supposed to be the star of the show, it's the fish

16 pieces of sashimi is actually an appetizer in some places and selling it at $22 is a bit expensive. A typical dinner of sashimi will consist of about 20-30 pieces and can be about $30 or a little more, but nothing too nuts. (depending on where you go).

The reason Jack is wearing the same shirt is because they spent all day going to 7-8 sushi restaurants, and Jack is forcing this on Charles under the threat of the wendigo consuming Charles' family.

 

[Adamska]

Is there a reason for Fat Jack to even DO a Sushi wars series beyond maybe forcing his mancrush to eat slop with him as a sad date? Because all this proves is that the wendigo now needs legit raw meat to not possess his body and fish is just the "most acceptable". Not that'd I'd ever trust a restaurant to ever make Sashimi non-poisonous; especially one where it needs ice to keep it below bacteria level.

Also why the fuck would you EVER dip fish into mustard? That shit has a delicate flavor profile; it's why you use light seasonings or marinades for them if you make the product.

 

[Aaway]

the "fishing channel" has been 98% restaurant reviews so far which really isn't all that surprising considering jack is involved. i think charles said a while back he rarely ever eats out so at this rate he might just end up looking like jack pretty soon

and serving the sashimi on ice was very sketchy and odd. never seen it served that way before but i guess that's what you get when you get sushi from a chinese restaurant in hicktown TN

 

[beautiful person]

Generic Asian-smorgasbord dive (apparently they have 12 locations across Tennessee and Alabama). Chopsticks aren't hard, and that sashimi plate offends me.

 

[JackDavis]

Recipe stolen from: https://www.craftymorning.com/3-ingredient-orange-chicken-sauce-recipe/
Thumbnail stolen from: https://hips.hearstapps.com/del.h-cdn.co/assets/17/15/1492181807-delish-sticky-orange-chicken-1.jpg

Note: He doesn't link to the recipe, post the recipe in the description or even talk about amounts in the video. This literally can't be called a recipe. This video isn't to help people make the food, it's purely to conveyor belt videos onto YouTube to pay for his house.

His orange chicken sauce is Soy Sauce, Orange Marmalade and Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce.
"If it's truly this easy to make orange chicken, I'm making it all the time!" Orange marmalade, BBQ sauce and white rice are keto friendly, correct?

Jack foregoes the "Wet and Dry, two-handed batter method" for some odd reasons and ends up with dough all over his fingers.
I wish he made this even lazier and used frozen chicken nuggets.

And it looks predictably awful.
"You know what it needs? A little orange zest!" Yeah okay, a little more orange zest on top of the marmalade, which is essentially candied orange zest.
"This is spot on!" Yeah okay. I really trust your refined palette.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Jack foregoes the "Wet and Dry, two-handed batter method" for some odd reasons

He only has one working arm tbf