Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

Late but about that "Is Bob a tranny chaser" discussion earlier, I don't think he is.

However I will remind people about a previous rant where he was saying "simple minds" are "hung-up on who plays daddy and mommy in the future when they play house." It appears he doesn't care one way or the other but the fact they have a demand to be women means the mystics at the Science Man building will cobble together a way to completely rewrite genes to make them so. I vaguely recall another chain of tweets where he showed a questionable understanding of what "trans" is and dismissal of gender dysphoria as irrelevant as "Science" can make it so.

Basically not hot for troons per se, especially since the focus is still on his weird Science cargo cult, but it wouldn't be out of left field if you think he wants some wizard to give him a ray gun that turns Chads into Stacy.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

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Bob's discussing the advantages of licking corporate's boots because it panders to muh LGBT demographic. You sure are winning by perpetuating the supremacy of corporations and doing exactly what they want you to do. Do this stupid fuck really thinks that corporations are "bending the knee" to do this shit instead of being a classic example of capitalism adapting itself to survive? You are not winning Bob, corporations will fuck you in the ass as always just with a rainbow in the logo

Where is the winning or bending the knee? All I see are corporations trying to sell stuff to idiots who wear their identities on their sleeves.

I don’t consider that winning, I call that capitalism lmfao. Sell, buy, consume sheep,

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Late but about that "Is Bob a tranny chaser" discussion earlier, I don't think he is.

However I will remind people about a previous rant where he was saying "simple minds" are "hung-up on who plays daddy and mommy in the future when they play house." It appears he doesn't care one way or the other but the fact they have a demand to be women means the mystics at the Science Man building will cobble together a way to completely rewrite genes to make them so. I vaguely recall another chain of tweets where he showed a questionable understanding of what "trans" is and dismissal of gender dysphoria as irrelevant as "Science" can make it so.

Basically not hot for troons per se, especially since the focus is still on his weird Science cargo cult, but it wouldn't be out of left field if you think he wants some wizard to give him a ray gun that turns Chads into Stacy.

He's essentially said that he thinks as much. All those tweets he put out awhile back about "rewriting the rules of our bodies" and "deciding what sort of body to upload my immortal consciousness into" illustrates that this is what he actually believes to be true.

This is also explains why Bob takes such poor care of himself as well. He doesn't understand that he's going to have spend his entire life inside his own body.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

He doesn't understand that he's going to have spend his entire life inside his own body.

I think you're touching on an important aspect of Bob's life: his desire to escape reality. Bob loves escapism because he hates thinking about his real life and he loves it mindless because he doesn't want to think deeply about anything so movies are absolutely perfect for him. They let him turn off reality for several hours at a stretch. And the reality is that Bob is unattractive both mentally and physically and has been for the majority of his life, certainly since at least high school. He's completely intellectually incurious, yet completely stubborn about refusing to ever admit compromise or accept any correction, however small. He lacks any real emotional range, being limited mostly to anger and self-righteousness. Movies show him what emotions he's supposed to feel and when. I bet he's got real problems figuring that out in real life, so movies are always going to be one of the two emotional centers of Bob's life. The other being screaming at strangers over social media.

 

[Jack Awful]

Bob going on a little rant about why a straight pride parade is dangerous and would be damaging to the minorities. Once again Bob shows his grasp of the First Amendment to be sketchy, since he thinks it is okay to deny permits because fight may break out from disagreement over speech. Or that Right Wing Death Squads will come down on the town for an event that will probably be very sparsely attended. I also don't see any evidence that August 31 is "college move in weekend" as Bob claims. Most of the colleges I looked at actually start a week earlier, and in any case the route doesn't go near any major University areas.

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If a straight pride parade makes you fear for your life, maybe college isn't for you.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Bob going on a little rant about why a straight pride parade is dangerous and would be damaging to the minorities. Once again Bob shows his grasp of the First Amendment to be sketchy, since he thinks it is okay to deny permits because fight may break out from disagreement over speech. Or that Right Wing Death Squads will come down on the town for an event that will probably be very sparsely attended. I also don't see any evidence that August 31 is "college move in weekend" as Bob claims. Most of the colleges I looked at actually start a week earlier, and in any case the route doesn't go near any major University areas.

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In his mind, all the unwhite and international students are gay or offended on behalf of gays. Of course. Because the entirety of the whole world is the wealthy parts of western Europe. And all "minorities" are the same person.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

No, it’s just you being a cunt...

...like this faggot from Vox.

Apologies for double posting, but here’s Bob’s review of Dark Phoenix.

TLDR: “Disney owns Fox and X-Men now and you can all ignore this one and just wait til the MCU version of it.”

Dark Phoenix Review - Escapist Magazine

Bob Chipman from Escapist Magazine reviews Dark Phoenix in this week's episode of Escape to the Movies.

www.escapistmagazine.com

 

[Positron]

Wow, Trump takes a dinner with royalty kind of seriously. How horrible of him. Why can't he be more like Bob who would throw a temper tantrum because the Queen isn't interested in discussing why Princess Peach treats Mario like shit?

Bobby would be just mad that the royal banquet doesn't serve McNuggets (with sauces like crack) and Pabst Blue Ribbon.

If a straight pride parade makes you fear for your life, maybe college isn't for you.

I beg to differ: these triggershys can't survive anywhere but college.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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Treating fat man children who tweet all the time AS fat man children is not "bias against movie reviewers" just because youtube movie reviewers tend to tweet about dumb shit no one cares about while dying from diabetes in their Super Mario suit jackets.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Spoiler: Make your own low quality edits of a man who clearly isn't a sanctimonious bigot

Spoiler: Examples

 

[Foltest]

As Bob is reading this thread, he will now whine about how evil we are for taking his word “out of context”.

 

[Emperor Julian]

It's a little rough, what's the script font and size?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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It's a little rough, what the script font and size?

Font looks like Arial. As for size, I think you're maybe two or three sizes too small.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

No, it’s just you being a cunt...

And there is a reason why I treat people such as Bob Chipman as raving psychotics.

I beg to differ: these triggershys can't survive anywhere but college.

That reminds me of how I saw some celebs and other blue checkmarks compare millennials to the greatest generation when they stormed the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944. Fucking snowflakes would have a complete mental breakdown the moment the transport doors opened. It'd be a turkey shoot for the krauts.

 

[The tired cat]

And there is a reason why I treat people such as Bob Chipman as raving psychotics.


That reminds me of how I saw some celebs and other blue checkmarks compare millennials to the greatest generation when they stormed the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944. Fucking snowflakes would have a complete mental breakdown the moment the transport doors opened. It'd be a turkey shoot for the krauts.

Leta be real, these people compare the deportation of Mexicans to the holocaust and ICE to the SS. Not the most brightest pickles in the jar.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Spoiler: Make your own low quality edits of a man who clearly isn't a sanctimonious bigot

Spoiler: Examples

That first example perfectly illustrates the bigotry Bob has towards the working class.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Holy fucking shit.
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Holy shit. He tweeted this in December saying he started saving the cans in August. He drank all of that shit in just four months. No wonder he’s a fucking wreck.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Movies show him what emotions he's supposed to feel and when.

That's pretty close to condition 2 of Tomáš Kulka's description of Kitsch.

1. Kitsch depicts a beautiful or highly emotionally charged subject;
2. The depicted subject is instantly and effortlessly identifiable;
3. Kitsch does not substantially enrich our associations related to the depicted subject.

I don't really follow Bob that much, but does this describe the kind of media he likes the most?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob loves media in which the good guys are unambiguously good, the bad guys are irredeemably evil, and it's completely clear to him how he should feel. He hates ambiguity and complexity. Which is why very little of what he consumes is actually entertainment for adults. It's just facile, undemanding pap. To use a metaphor, media is like a meal, and capeshit is like a nutrient-free dessert. It's pretty unhealthy to go through life eating nothing but desserts, but that's what Bob does. This also fits because I'm quite sure his actual eating habits line up the same way.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Citation needed please.

Guy who doesn’t think at all and believes in shit he’s incline to believe bashes people who believe in shit and not think properly.