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Slander Man said:
He has not made a single sacrifice to show he is actually broke.
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Kidding, of course, we all know this was deep in the secret cross country thot and weeks off saga.
 
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Pargon said:
Again, in fairness, drinking crappy water long-term can fuck you up to minor degrees. Not dystentery-from-drinking-animal-poop-water bad but it ain't the best for you. God knows how drinking from something whose filter is supposed to be changed in a matter of weeks and not years (fuck me what an exceptional individual) could exacerbate things.

That said, heartburn can be caused by a number of things, not the least of which are a shitty diet and excessive consumption of alcohol. But I'm sure that doesn't sound like anyone we know.
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you know if phil just said "I drink bottled water because it's more convenient, you can carry a bunch of them up at once and don't have to worry about spills" or some such shit, i wouldn't care

but his excuse is that "it hurt me" and he chose something that drinking water wont give you

like where in his logic did "drink water" end up with "get heartburn"? did he have a glass of water with a huge greasy burger and a chaser of gin, and decided that the water was the only thing at fault? then again this is the guy who self medicated with cherry juice.
 
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Slander Man said:
Nice to see Phil interacting with 2 of his top fans, Derich and Papavera
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That's some paypigs suckling on papa pigroach. A mutually beneficial relationship. About two months ago I asked someone in a drawthread on 4chan's /b/ board to draw that picture of Phil, and then I emailed it to him disguised as a helpful email for his Subnautica playthrough.

Also here's something different to pad this comment. I noticed in two of Phil's older co-op playthroughs from 2010 and 2013 respectively, he expresses his preference for Hispanic women in games about flirting with girls. I think this was before he mentioned the story about the Hispanic chick he was "obsessed with" in school. He talked about her again recently on his MLB stream. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

"I want this girl right here on the right."

"She's got the most realistic voice of all of them though. She's Hispanic, that's why."
 
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Phil's job at helicopter support was to answer the phone and order parts for the customer. There definitely is a job for Phil in this sector. Boeing? No. Try Autozone, Napa, "local auto parts store", etc.
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Kidding, of course, we all know this was deep in the secret cross country thot and weeks off saga.
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Nice. A couple of days ago somebody asked Phil why he only wears tee shirts. "It's way too hot here to wear long sleeves. My office gets really hot and stuffy. Even in the winter with the window open."
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Phil's job at helicopter support was to answer the phone and order parts for the customer. There definitely is a job for Phil in this sector. Boeing? No. Try Autozone, Napa, "local auto parts store", etc.

Nice. A couple of days ago somebody asked Phil why he only wears tee shirts. "It's way too hot here to wear long sleeves. My office gets really hot and stuffy. Even in the winter with the window open."
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Just be thankful this grease ball doesn't stream in his Italian wife beater
 
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I can't find it but all that talk about his old job got me thinking of that scene in Spinal Tap during the credits where Christopher Guest is talking about a job he'd have if he wasn't in music and it was something to do with shoe sales the scenario he plays out is what I'd imagine that old helo gig was like.
 
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Good luck (failing) Phil, although you no longer have those JonCuck or Neggy bucks to help you anymore.
 
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DSP's tactic is to finesse kids who have no idea how paying bills work. Its not like if you don't pay the day you get the bill they kick you out your house or instantly send bailiffs the next day to take all your shit. You have at least a month before they send a reminder email and then probably another month before they take action. I THINK not having money for 10 days to pay bills will be fine, Phil, they're not gonna jump on your ass if you don't pay it on the day. And also dunno about anyone else but for everyone I know, all their bills come at the end of the month, and again have the rest of the month to pay it, which is after the 15th. So DSP should be fine.
 
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