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[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Few people in Freud's time knew what the clitoris looked like or how it functioned. Even now, very few people are clear on it at all. Orgasms in women arise from the clit, not the vaginal canal.

Spoiler: Diagram showing the clitorus

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There's also the g-spot. Cocks usually aren't curved enough to rub it properly though, g-spot orgasms are best achieved with fingers.

 

[PT 522]

Cocks usually aren't curved enough to rub it properly though

So what you're saying is that chris chan is actually the perfect lover

 

[queue-anon]

I looked through IKEA cunt's blog and yeesh, all this looks so... unnatural? Still better than a stink ditch but those balls might haunt me.

I maintain that everything about this fad is simultaneously hilarious and horrifying. This doesn't even gross me out that much because, at heart, it's just a skin flute and isn't the mess of bacteria, fungus, smegma, and balls of pubes that's the typical stinkditch.

Would this surgeon make a dick on someone's shoulder? chest? knee?

There are strap-ons that let you put a dildo on your knee and have your partner ride it. My bet is that it's only a matter of time before a troon starts shopping that idea around.

I know they make MTFs get some number of lasik rounds before they make a stink ditch, do they not do the same for FTMs? Why would you not do fucking lasik on this abortion of a fake dick?

MTFs are supposed to get electrolysis pre-surgery, but sometimes they don't, which is why a lot of stinkditches are full of balls of pubes.

 

[PT 522]

I know they make MTFs get some number of lasik rounds before they make a stink ditch, do they not do the same for FTMs? Why would you not do fucking lasik on this abortion of a fake dick?

Lasik is eye surgery bro, I think you mean electrolysis

 

[V0dka]

Do any of these people look like women at all? I mean this seems more like some sort of headcanon fanfic than "real" trans people. Like these people just seem like mentally deranged freaks, and they look like them too. I mean check this out, I found it a while ago. This person everyone thought was a woman, even their boyfriends, even the companies they modelled for. Fucking no one knew shit. These reddit people just seem like lazy sacks of shit that want to do the bare minimum for some oppression points. So they are "special".

 

[remiem]

Do any of these people look like women at all? I mean this seems more like some sort of headcanon fanfic than "real" trans people. Like these people just seem like mentally deranged freaks, and they look like them too. I mean check this out, I found it a while ago. This person everyone thought was a woman, even their boyfriends, even the companies they modelled for. Fucking no one knew shit. These reddit people just seem like lazy sacks of shit that want to do the bare minimum for some oppression points. So they are "special".


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Most troons are incredibly poor alongside their delusion. As well as having their hand in their ears to la-la-la away anyone who tells them otherwise.

This model had money, which allowed them to get a better result. They've obviously had; facial feminization surgery, vaginoplasty, further plastic surgery to the face, bolted on tits, liposculpture, ass and thigh implants, their adams apple shaved, teeth whitening or veneers, among other things. They're also wearing a ton of makeup, their posted photos are very much filtered, and hey know their angles. If you look at a canid interview where they don't get heavily filtered or being dressed up would be out of place;

That is a man's jaw / profile.

They do at least put in effort to match their identifying sex, I'll give them that. It's even possible to believe they passed as a model because most fashion models tend to lean to the masculine in terms of height / size. People aren't likely to call you on it even if something seems off if you're making every possible effort to pass. However it doesn't negate the reason their result is so 'good' is because it had quite a bit of money behind it, this is not the norm for most trans people / troons.

All those implants and surgeries won't age well either.

 

[LU 010]

Few people in Freud's time knew what the clitoris looked like or how it functioned. Even now, very few people are clear on it at all. Orgasms in women arise from the clit, not the vaginal canal.

Spoiler: Diagram showing the clitorus

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The clit has an internal structure that essentially wraps around the vagina, and the vaginal wall has a lot of erotic nerve endings in the first third. So not exactly. Orgasms can arise from either or both simultaneously. Plus women have a g-spot (thought to be a bit of that internal clitoral structure) while troons don't. Meanwhile these dudes are pointing to their stink-ditches made of penis skin and their butchered penis head and saying "oh this is just like a real woman's!"

Lasik is eye surgery bro, I think you mean electrolysis

lmao u rite. Although maybe a few rounds of lasik would fix the obvious vision problems that lead these ogres to think they look even vaguely feminine.

MTFs are supposed to get electrolysis pre-surgery, but sometimes they don't, which is why a lot of stinkditches are full of balls of pubes.

I remember reading some troon's account of feeling something off during sex and pulling out a ball of matted hair twisted up in some kind of orange pus/mass of dead skin cells glued to the back of his stinkditch. He was retelling this to remind his fellow female impersonators to douche regularly, because a lack of douching is definitely the main thing wrong with his story.

 

[teriyakiburns]

matted hair twisted up in some kind of orange pus/mass of dead skin cells

Hello Staphylococcus aureus.

The latest surgeries use a section of the rectal canal now, for its mucosal properties. It's "clean" - the stink comes from what would pass through it - and relatively self-cleaning, but I can't help but feel they're setting up for a double dose of rectal and "vaginal" cancer down the line. Damage to the anorectal wall tends increase the chance of diverticula, and diverticula are a prime source of rectal cancer. Cutting a huge chunk of it out and stitching everything up in the wrong place pretty much guarantees something like that will go wrong.

 

[CheezzyMach]

Hello Staphylococcus aureus.

The latest surgeries use a section of the rectal canal now, for its mucosal properties. It's "clean" - the stink comes from what would pass through it - and relatively self-cleaning, but I can't help but feel they're setting up for a double dose of rectal and "vaginal" cancer down the line. Damage to the anorectal wall tends increase the chance of diverticula, and diverticula are a prime source of rectal cancer. Cutting a huge chunk of it out and stitching everything up in the wrong place pretty much guarantees something like that will go wrong.

...There is going to be a lot of buyer's regret for these people after the Transfad ends.

This shit is going to be seen like old school lobotomies and bloodletting by medical science in the future.

 

[V0dka]

However it doesn't negate the reason their result is so 'good' is because it had quite a bit of money behind it, this is not the norm for most trans people / troons.

That's why you shouldn't bother, you just end up becoming some sort of abomination otherwise, who knows how many surgeries and follow up fix ups there have been. Like some pills and a boob job isn't fucking magic, this isn't Alice in Wonderland. You just come out the other end looking like a freak and I'm driving along and...

 

[Puddleduck]

I remember reading some troon's account of feeling something off during sex and pulling out a ball of matted hair twisted up in some kind of orange pus/mass of dead skin cells glued to the back of his stinkditch.

That reminds me of something from college. Someone in my circle of friends hooked with a girl who's a friend-of-a-friend (in our "Venn diagram of friends", so to speak) and

Spoiler: disgusting

her cuntal region was covered with "orange goo", he said it looked like a cheese toastie which had been stamped on. She washed it off and expected him to get on with it...

I don't know if she's a troon - she was pretty ugly, but not especially mannish.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

I'm a man and it doesn't make me feel like a woman when I piss sitting down. Troons' symptoms of "dysphoria" are made-up.

It's the epitome of first world problems. In the absence of anything serious to actually worry about, they have to invent fake genders and things to fret about.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

That reminds me of something from college. Someone in my circle of friends hooked with a girl who's a friend-of-a-friend (in our "Venn diagram of friends", so to speak) and

Spoiler: disgusting

her cuntal region was covered with "orange goo", he said it looked like a cheese toastie which had been stamped on. She washed it off and expected him to get on with it...

I don't know if she's a troon - she was pretty ugly, but not especially mannish.

This orange goo can either come from rotting bacteria & cells in the stink ditch or an std in a normal vagina.

 

[sperginity]

bodily hair growth increases with age for both sexes (think of old peoples ear hair for example). You can get your dick area free of pubes but more just might sprout after you invert it. It depends mostly on how hairy the people in your family are. italians BTFO'd

 

[Potatis Salad]

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This one made me laugh irl.
It's discrimination to ask me not to do my best kermit the frog impression at work!

E: more

Spoiler: The claim

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Spoiler: The reality

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He looks like a tranny momokun jfc

With a side of fetal alcohol syndrome.

 

[queue-anon]

Most troons are incredibly poor alongside their delusion. As well as having their hand in their ears to la-la-la away anyone who tells them otherwise.

This model had money, which allowed them to get a better result. They've obviously had; facial feminization surgery, vaginoplasty, further plastic surgery to the face, bolted on tits, liposculpture, ass and thigh implants, their adams apple shaved, teeth whitening or veneers, among other things. They're also wearing a ton of makeup, their posted photos are very much filtered, and hey know their angles. If you look at a canid interview where they don't get heavily filtered or being dressed up would be out of place;

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That is a man's jaw / profile.

They do at least put in effort to match their identifying sex, I'll give them that. It's even possible to believe they passed as a model because most fashion models tend to lean to the masculine in terms of height / size. People aren't likely to call you on it even if something seems off if you're making every possible effort to pass. However it doesn't negate the reason their result is so 'good' is because it had quite a bit of money behind it, this is not the norm for most trans people / troons.

All those implants and surgeries won't age well either.

It seems like being in Brazil helps because a big tell for well-transitioned trannies is how much they look like caricatures of women. They're as close to a real life incarnation of Barbie as anyone's going to get. But Brazilian women often make themselves look like caricatures of women. Tit, hip, and ass implants are very common there.

 

[NiggerFaggot1488]

It seems like being in Brazil helps because a big tell for well-transitioned trannies is how much they look like caricatures of women. They're as close to a real life incarnation of Barbie as anyone's going to get. But Brazilian women often make themselves look like caricatures of women. Tit, hip, and ass implants are very common there.

It's because trannies are either of homosexual typologies, which is more common in more machismo societies like Brazil (Blaire White fits this typology), or they are autogynephiles, who are generally troons (ContraPoints), or sometimes a little bit of both. Either way they become sexualized caricatures of women.

 

[illhavetwo]

It's because trannies are either of homosexual typologies, which is more common in more machismo societies like Brazil (Blaire White fits this typology), or they are autogynephiles, who are generally troons (ContraPoints), or sometimes a little bit of both. Either way they become sexualized caricatures of women.

Yeah, conservative countries like Brazil still have a majority of homosexual transsexuals vs. a minority of AGPs, and they often start off as small effeminate twinks who transition in their teens and pass better both in blooks and behavior.

 

[titty skeleton]

To distract from the off-center hairy hermaphrodite penis, here's whatever this is: (archive for good measure)



Is this a troon/furry bingo full house?

Spoiler: More of this

Tweet, archived


Another archived tweet of selfies

Coming across furry troons on twitter is truly a journey. A quick skim of the account's media tab includes: Fat, ungodly huge animal penis, vore? A more true and honest woman I never did see.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

That reminds me of something from college. Someone in my circle of friends hooked with a girl who's a friend-of-a-friend (in our "Venn diagram of friends", so to speak) and

Spoiler: disgusting

her cuntal region was covered with "orange goo", he said it looked like a cheese toastie which had been stamped on. She washed it off and expected him to get on with it...

I don't know if she's a troon - she was pretty ugly, but not especially mannish.

This orange goo can either come from rotting bacteria & cells in the stink ditch or an std in a normal vagina.

I'd go with troon then. I can't imagine a woman would have gross orange shit pouring out of her vagina and not feel any sort of itching or burning or a desire to kill herself.