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At the end of tonight's stream, a little slip by our boy Phil regarding his "day off" that he simply MUST take: "...even I wanted to be here tomorrow, I can't be".

Whoops!

Oh, and $355 of the $438 (so, 80%) came from 3 large tips. 2 of the 3 (pastryarchy and mizorelover) are in the "once or twice a month" whaling club. So much for that organic growth.
 
At this point I'm genuinely glad that these people are so fucking stupid that they're paying for DSP's days off where he can be miserable while paying for Kat to be happy so he can be miserable the other 6 days of the week.
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If Goutpig has taught me anything, it's that suckers who keep falling for scams don't deserve sympathy. They do it to themselves and deserve to be scammed. It's a lesson I was genuinely never expecting to learn ... so there ya go ... sound good?
 
If Goutpig has taught me anything, it's that suckers who keep falling for scams don't deserve sympathy.
Mhmm, this is actually a pretty interesting lesson to take away from all this. You'd think that Phil serves as an example of how not to proceed with your life, but the paypigs are the tragic heroes of the play. It's mean to say that I want them to go broke before Phil does - but it's a very likely scenario at this point.

sound good?
 
What kind of bank sees multiple overdrafts every month for 6 months or more and instead of closing that account just says, 'eh, whateves. Hey, why don't we just pay his bill for him with money he doesn't have? I'm sure he'll get back to us about having no money, it's cool,'?

Also ,what happened to Phil changing all his payments to happen at the end of the month, to coincide with his Twitch and YouTube payments, back in January?!?
 
Also ,what happened to Phil changing all his payments to happen at the end of the month, to coincide with his Twitch and YouTube payments, back in January?‽

I think the date of Phil's bill payments was rescheduled to be around the 15th, when he gets paid by Twitch.
@flatsoda quoted his plan to arrange this on January 2nd:

"So right now, it's the second of January, I don't get paid by Twitch, uhm, until the middle of January. Around the fifteenth, typically. And, I have ALL MY BILLS to pay within the next two weeks! Now, I've tried *THROAT CLEAR* to reschedule some the due dates for these bills, until later in the month. And, a few of them, I was able to successfully do. That doesn't go into effect, until February or March."

So I think the bill rescheduling's been done (assuming I understood your comment correctly).
 
What kind of bank sees multiple overdrafts every month for 6 months or more and instead of closing that account just says, 'eh, whateves. Hey, why don't we just pay his bill for him with money he doesn't have? I'm sure he'll get back to us about having no money, it's cool,'?

Also ,what happened to Phil changing all his payments to happen at the end of the month, to coincide with his Twitch and YouTube payments, back in January?‽
im not saying phil isnt a liar but banks make a ton of money on people who constantly overdraft their accounts because the amount of people who end up covering it in the end and paying the fee, like others have said the banks love phil because he does irresponsible shit and pays way more than what he should because of his shortsightedness.
 
I think the date of Phil's bill payments was rescheduled to be around the 15th, when he gets paid by Twitch.
@flatsoda quoted his plan to arrange this on January 2nd:

"So right now, it's the second of January, I don't get paid by Twitch, uhm, until the middle of January. Around the fifteenth, typically. And, I have ALL MY BILLS to pay within the next two weeks! Now, I've tried *THROAT CLEAR* to reschedule some the due dates for these bills, until later in the month. And, a few of them, I was able to successfully do. That doesn't go into effect, until February or March."

So I think the bill rescheduling's been done (assuming I understood your comment correctly).
Is it normal in 'Murica to pay ALL the bills in the first two weeks of the month? His sudden begergency implies he's rather late on the payments (end last month / start this month) which is why he can't wait 10 days to get his whore-money. 10 days dood, unbearable, he can't afford a single onion *sips Monster energy drink*. Which also implies his payments on ALL THE BILLS are late.

Please correct me. This guy makes more money than if he had a regular job, also way more money than Tevin, also I wun't dare to speak bad abaht mah cult leader. Clearly, has to be a mistake on my part.
 
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Man dark said something in the pre stream he’s said multiple times, but for me it really highlights is mental maturity. He was crying about how rough his life is and how hard he works and said “I don’t get to go out and do fun things in my days off” well welcome to being an adult dave, plenty of people don’t go do fun stuff every weekend. Life sadly isn’t about doing fun stuff everyday you’re away from the office

Yeah it was pretty wild to hear him talk about how 'poor' he is now because you realise how out of touch with reality he is. The shit he was explaining was effectively an upper-middle class guy complaining that he now has to live a lower-middle class lifestyle and genuinely thinking he's living a working class lifestyle and a struggling working class lifestyle at that. "For food we're having to buy the cheaper brands! And even thinking about going to a cheaper supermarket!" Thats a poor lifestyle to him. And he goes to one of those fancy supermarkets too. The other one was "I don't even have much money to spend on our weekly time off this time!" Remember when he went to that restaurant with Kat 2 weeks ago? Can't do that every week now! He's so poor.
 
Yeah it was pretty wild to hear him talk about how 'poor' he is now because you realise how out of touch with reality he is. The shit he was explaining was effectively an upper-middle class guy complaining that he now has to live a lower-middle class lifestyle and genuinely thinking he's living a working class lifestyle and a struggling working class lifestyle at that. "For food we're having to buy the cheaper brands! And even thinking about going to a cheaper supermarket!" Thats a poor lifestyle to him. And he goes to one of those fancy supermarkets too. The other one was "I don't even have much money to spend on our weekly time off this time!" Remember when he went to that restaurant with Kat 2 weeks ago? Can't do that every week now! He's so poor.
in one of his recent late night streams he explained how one of his day's off him and kat went to red lobster and ordered some fish dip appetizer then both had an entree, not only does he go out but he buys overpriced suburb food just to fulfill a stupid picture in his head, $60-70~ dinner for after tax and tip. definitely extremely out of touch
 
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Is this a challenge? This really sounds like a challenge.

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Was bored enough to bite.

madara_is_god_ said:
[2019-03-31 03:56:18 UTC] madara_is_god_: @darksydephil do you have any anxiety advice for the pass 2 years i've been constantly stressing over different "medical" issues and when go to the doc I tell me there's nothing wrong. That the stress im under is creating fake medical issues any advice on how to stop doing this?

[2019-03-31 03:58:53 UTC] madara_is_god_: @darksydephil damn like example when I asked you weeks ago about my head having a dip/indention it's nothing but it keeps bothering idk whats my issue

[2019-03-31 04:00:28 UTC] madara_is_god_: @Cactusgod is that normal having a dip/indention on the top of your head

[2019-03-31 04:04:12 UTC] madara_is_god_: @Cactusgod and no it don't hurt at all

[2019-03-31 04:04:52 UTC] madara_is_god_: @Cactusgod can wearing headphones make that happen

[2019-03-24 05:47:25 UTC] madara_is_god_: @DarksydePhil I know we talked about this before this part on my head is worrying me its almost like a dip similar to a spoon but wouldn't be so deep like a spoon obviously tips to not get destroy by stress

[2019-03-21 02:54:13 UTC] madara_is_god_: @JonCTheThird I said before the indention was maybe a thhird of the top of my head idk if its been there or its new

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[2019-03-21 03:25:42 UTC] madara_is_god_: @DarksydePhil what could a dried bloody nose be?

[2019-03-21 03:26:50 UTC] madara_is_god_: what about chat what you do you guys think what could a dried bloody nose mean

[2019-03-21 03:27:13 UTC] madara_is_god_: had that for months

Sorry if unrelated to the overall thread, but why are all DSP fans utterly retarded?

DoES WeARInG HeADPhoNEs dO MY hEaD IN? WhY DO i hAVe DrIEd bLoOD iN mY NosE FoR moNtHS?

No dipshyt, being a DSP fan does it.
 
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I'm so confused right now. My brain tries to spin itself so it might understand the idiocy presented.

1. Support? Oh yes, money. The scam worked. Now little Billy don't has to wait 10 days before he gets his paycheck. Well he still has to because he can only - and maybe - only pay 1 bill.

2. Kind? Sure they exist those 3 to 4 guys, but he was called out by hundreds with several different criticizm by "haters" and fans alike. But Phil wouldn't notice as he hasn't red a single reply on his exploded tweet (let's completely ignore that he banned some of these people, so that's a really nice contradiction). 179 replies so far, 3 to 4 of them are "kind".

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3. He knew he would get attacked. Of course he would because this is the trillionth time he cries Wolf and openly begs for money. It literally doesn't matter who points out bullshit, the bullshit is still bullshit, but he refuses to listen. Of course this is not okay from him, everyone knows this, but Brainwash Burnell spins it mockingly like an immature child and so speaks directly to the idiots who are willing to pay him money in the only language they understand: Combine fear and being "uncool". Oh Jesus Christ we don't want to be uncool or stupid, whistle blowers and book smart jackasses are uncool and idiots, this is what my cult leader says.

4. He is an easy target. Yeah no shit Sherlock. He presents this as if this is somehow a virtue. No Phil, this should be an alarm! He is literally the guy driving purposely over kittens over and over again, and when people criticize him for that he yells: I knew you would point at me you nudnik, I'm an easy target because I ALWAYS kill kittens, that's not fair, that's not new, point at me when I do something nice.
You are an easy target because you make it easy! Because you MAKE HORRIBLE MISTAKES and you learn nothing in the process! The density of his ego is just unfathomable!
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5. Dregs.
Horrible mistakes. No learning process. Cult. Really amazing way to gain and hold an audience, idiot.

6. He's not going anywhere. People said he should get a job if he needs money, not that he should quit Twitch (at least some of them). People proposed to do the act of real work, in a real secure job which is way more solid than begging on the internet, regularly paid. This is what you have to do in this society if you want to pay bills, if your current activity doesn't pay off. It's irrelevant who's at fault for your dept, YOU are the one who has to fix it, there is no dear mom who hold her hand over your head - well, maybe she does in his case.

I have to applaud, so much toxic toilet juice, so little damage control and spread of hate, in just one tweet. It's a miracle to me how a brain can function like this.

(edit: What's with my aurocorrect lately?)
 
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Is it normal in 'Murica to pay ALL the bills in the first two weeks of the month? His sudden begergency implies he's rather late on the payments (end last month / start this month) which is why he can't wait 10 days to get his whore-money. 10 days dood, unbearable, he can't afford a single onion *sips Monster energy drink*. Which also implies his payments on ALL THE BILLS are late.

Please correct me. This guy makes more money than if he had a regular job, also way more money than Tevin, also I wun't dare to speak bad abaht mah cult leader. Clearly, has to be a mistake on my part.
I'm getting a headache from always needing to remind myself that in order to explain anything about Phil's behavior I need to rely on assuming at least some things said by a serial liar are true. If I'm very lucky it's a brain tumor that'll soon be in my lymph nodes and finally my real suffering will be at an end.

It's very possible that Phil's due dates are all the fuck over every month, especially if, yes, he's late on anything. God knows what this idiot actually did to move them around back in January, and things like utilities and mobile plans have due dates based on start of service date by default. They can be moved around, too, but I just bring it up to illustrate that Basic Bill can come knocking for his due when-the-fuck-ever.

What's got me thumbing my chin thoughtfully ( 🤔 ) is that this came on the eve of Phil's day off. @actually's post is revealing; why does Phil need to take a day off? And why such a sudden push for immediate funds? Bill collectors and utility companies can be negotiated with. A person demanding money before goods are sold or services are rendered cannot.

The mind reels.
 
What's got me thumbing my chin thoughtfully ( 🤔 ) is that this came on the eve of Phil's day off. @actually's post is revealing; why does Phil need to take a day off? And why such a sudden push for immediate funds? Bill collectors and utility companies can be negotiated with. A person demanding money before goods are sold or services are rendered cannot.
I've been having similar thoughts about why he suddenly needs to dump the Connecticut condo. His mom telling him to get rid of it doesn't seem like enough to get Phil to act. He doesn't do these kinds of things unless he has to do them. Before the Ct trip it was a non issue the after it's a huge priority. Just don't know why yet.
 
I've been having similar thoughts about why he suddenly needs to dump the Connecticut condo. His mom telling him to get rid of it doesn't seem like enough to get Phil to act. He doesn't do these kinds of things unless he has to do them. Before the Ct trip it was a non issue the after it's a huge priority. Just don't know why yet.
What if his parents actually told him to move back home to CT and sell his WAkhando?
In good old Phil fashion, his solution is to get rid of the CT condo so he can stay in WA?
 
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