Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Sushinope]

Why does he need to make this?
Isn't there already an intro in the game?

There was but why not waste more time to make another it strings the teens along another month.

 

[CupcakeBitch]

Once again Alex blames his fanbase for his shitty coding.

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[José Mourinho]

Once again Alex blames his fanbase for his shitty coding.

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Ah yes, go the way of low quality Steam indie developers (who later got their games removed on Steam for low quality) by responding to those that criticise the game for having low performance issues by criticising their PCs no matter how great they are.

 

[C@rrotCake]

Once again Alex blames his fanbase for his shitty coding.

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"You need to get a job"
That's fucking rich coming from him

That's right kids his Easter egg meme game is for Adults with high end PCs only

(Even though in those youtube videos he's referencing the fps is all over the place going from 60 to 43 because I walked to a different bench)

Yknow Alex the whole gimmick of an indie game is that it's easily accessible and easy on low end machines

You elitist troglodyte

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

wow what a fuck
i've never thought i'll be lectured about work by a 30-something y.o. guy who lives with his parents and gets money from patreon.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Wait did he just call Yansim "graphically intensive"

 

[José Mourinho]

Wait did he just call Yansim "graphically intensive"

The graphics on Yansim aren't bad but to call it graphically intensive is a really far stretch especially there's a lot of games that did far better in that department.

And even then you can run these graphically intensive games on 60 FPS compared with Yansim.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

It's also really shabby shorthand for him to equate performance with visuals rather than computational demands. People play online games, they understand CPU-heavy processes and everybody knows games like CSGO, Planetside 2, Dwarf Fortress, etc that have a lot going on in the background that causes it to run poorly. Alex shifting the blame to "graphics", "tracking students", etc is a pretty disturbing sign that he views a lot of things in his game as hard-limitations because he doesn't understand and refuses to learn/seek help from people who know how to optimise these processes.

 

[Colloid]

"Which means you first need to be old enough to work a job, which makes sense, because Yandere Sim should only be played by adults."

It always cracks me up watching him dismiss his underage demographic and insist that his game is for adults only these days considering how salty he got when Patreon (correctly) tagged his totally-not-M-rated, meme game under adult content last year. Thanks for reassuring us all that you still have no concrete idea of this game's identity despite wasting over five years of your life on it Alex.

 

[vertexwindi]

This nigga really ignoring that PCs that run GTA5 on high settings just fine can't run his garbage? Last time I tried to play the game it kept crashing because 16GB RAM is somehow not enough to meet the minimum specs.

 

[Committed Wolf]

Alex, the game's not even in alpha yet. If you have to tell people to get stronger PCs right now, you have done something wrong.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Alpha indicates it might go through the usual optimisation on its path to completion. Alex's programming nous appears to cap out at the proof-of-concept stage.

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

Once again Alex blames his fanbase for his shitty coding.

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Alex: "My game ain't for broke niggas!"

 

[A Sign]

Once again Alex blames his fanbase for his shitty coding.

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Not everyone is as privileged as you are, Alex. None of your fan kids parents can afford the 10K gaming PC you have.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Once again Alex blames his fanbase for his shitty coding.

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Knowing how stupid his fans are, they probably post this excuse under every video, that criticizes his glorified "baby's first demo". If you stumble on these, take them here, please.

 

[IceGray]

Not to mention his game doesn't even LOOK like it deserves a NASA computer's hardware to run its internal logic.

 

[CupcakeBitch]

That's not even the first time he's over inflated the "importance" of his glorified edgy sandbox builds.

Spoiler: Imagine being this dilusional

On a side note there are claims that on the discord server he replies to posts that he doesn't like in a way that would be over the top if it wasn't Alex the guy who made a character based on the part of the fanbase that he finds "useless".

Spoiler: Ow the edge

 

[Adamska]

The difference Alex is Far Cry is intensive due to the heavy lift the graphics engine and cpu make to render the high quality models, animations, and locations. Your dumpsterfire is intensive because your shit is unoptimized out of incompetence.

I'm glad you "only" make 2.5-3k per month now rather than the 5k you used to you incompetent NEET.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Yansim is so far gone that even if he replaced the environmental models with box rooms and character models with floating untextured cubes, it still wouldn't run amazingly on many systems. He made a game that needs to track a lot of movements, actions, and data over a session without knowing how to do much more than throw 3D models and a few animations together.

 

[c-no]

The difference Alex is Far Cry is intensive due to the heavy lift the graphics engine and cpu make to render the high quality models, animations, and locations. Your dumpsterfire is intensive because your shit is unoptimized out of incompetence.

I'm glad you "only" make 2.5-3k per month now rather than the 5k you used to you incompetent NEET.

Let's not forget: Far Cry also has competent programmers or at least has people that are able to make it run smooth at low graphics quality. Yandere Simulator on the other hand is just Alex himself with all the programming incompetence he throws into it.