Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Cast Away]

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Not 100% if this is his birth date though.

On his infamous Gaia Online post (available on the front page) where he complained about being an virgin he stated he was 20 years old. He made the post at 2008. It's probably accurate.

 

[irishAzoth]

The main reason why no one is bothering now is because TinyBuild already tried two years ago via partnership. If anyone was going to light a fire under Alex's ass and help him focus on what's actually important for the game's development, it was going to be the guys who helped churn out other ambitious, but overall niche, indie titles like Graveyard Keeper and ClusterTruck. Alex then quietly ditched them after a few complaints of their code being a pain to read (wow dat lack of self-reflection), which made it immediately clear to any other devs and studios watching that Alex is a pain to work with, who cares more about complete control and asspats than actually producing a finished, playable game.

Alex abandoning TinyBuild was the nail in the coffin for this game, what I don't get is that Alex says after the kickstarter he's going to get more devs to help fix the code/start from scratch. Starting from scratch almost defeats the purpose of all the videos he's doing now since the new code might not even have some of the features that he's showing off since he's using an archaic version of unity.
Plus when you have other Developers AND a backed kickstarter you're going to have deadlines which is pretty much foreign concept to Alex

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Alex abandoning TinyBuild was the nail in the coffin for this game, what I don't get is that Alex says after the kickstarter he's going to get more devs to help fix the code/start from scratch. Starting from scratch almost defeats the purpose of all the videos he's doing now since the new code might not even have some of the features that he's showing off since he's using an archaic version of unity.
Plus when you have other Developers AND a backed kickstarter you're going to have deadlines which is pretty much foreign concept to Alex

Alex can say whatever shit he wants about the kickstarter because it'll never happen.

 

[LiquidKid]

Hey, remember when the game was supposed to be released in 2019?

I remember, Pepperidge Farm remembers. We remember. But does Alex?

 

[kermit]

im not sure if this is even news or not, but he has "help-wanted" and "meme-help-wnted" channels now and you can probably guess what those stand for.

before this post read this

if it's low priority why ask for a complex model of some cyberpunk motorcycle copied from tron?

in his help-wanted channel he just asks for modelers and people who create control rigs though im putting screenshots just in case


edit: sorry im on mobile but here's the link to the docs if you want it, im just really bored out of my mind waiting for Alex to do something funny.

Guide for 3D Modellers - Google Drive

docs.google.com

 

[Vibe]

"here's a wishlist of free work i want" - Alex Mahan

 

[C@rrotCake]

"here's a wishlist of free work i want" - Alex Mahan

Alex is an artist's worst nightmare dear lord

I always found it rather irritating he has a full list of like 30 different expectations to make your work is "good enough"

And what does he offer in return for his numerous demands?

FUCK ALL you don't get shit for helping him not even exposure he's bad at crediting anyone that isn't Mullberry so you don't even get exposure

And nobody would ever put ANYTHING he asks of them in their portfolio if they wanna get hired.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

"here's a wishlist of free work i want" - Alex Mahan

"here's two wishlists of free work i want" – Alex Mahan

Fixed.

 

[Committed Wolf]

He uploaded a preview of the new intro cutscene.

It's exactly what you would expect from Alex.

 

[CupcakeBitch]

The game is taking him so long that he needs to leach off of whatever is current year popular just to try to hold onto some form of relevancy.

Spoiler

It's exactly what you would expect from Alex.

For someone who has degrees related to animation his work couldn't be anymore lifeless and uninspired.

Spoiler: Broken wrists and yaoi hands

 

[James Edwin]

For someone who has degrees related to animation his work couldn't be anymore lifeless and uninspired.

Spoiler: Broken wrists and yaoi hands

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I love how the model has polygon stretching

the literal first thing an animator would learn to avoid

truly a talented man

 

[vertexwindi]

Eh, it's not a bad intro. It's clearly framed, short and to the point and there's no shit dialogue. If only the gratuitous amount of gore didn't make it so cheesy.

 

[almaden]

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The game already has demons you can bargain with, but he makes a Berserk Easter egg that apparently doesn’t involve a behelit or the God Hand. Pathetic.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

That mech model being justified by ‘it doesn’t need a walking animation’ isn’t going to offset the fact that it’d be huge comparative to other students and completely fuck up the pathfinding.

It’s also amusing to me that there’s a bipedal Robocop-type mech (can’t remember the name of the mech itself) in the giant pack of assets that unity provides to people to use completely free that comes with a complete set of animations and is roughly the proportions of a fat 6’ human. Retexturing or light retopologizing of that would take maybe an hour tops.

 

[Cast Away]

that would take maybe an hour tops.

FOR someone with talent

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Eh, it's not a bad intro. It's clearly framed, short and to the point and there's no shit dialogue. If only the gratuitous amount of gore didn't make it so cheesy.

I agree, story-wise, the intro is fine.
It's just being made with cheap assets lazily cobbled together that makes it suck.

 

[Mightykiwi]

I agree, story-wise, the intro is fine.
It's just being made with cheap assets lazily cobbled together that makes it suck.

So, good idea, bad execution? Then it's the perfect intro for this game

 

[LiquidKid]

Alex is an artist's worst nightmare dear lord

I always found it rather irritating he has a full list of like 30 different expectations to make your work is "good enough"

And what does he offer in return for his numerous demands?

FUCK ALL you don't get shit for helping him not even exposure he's bad at crediting anyone that isn't Mullberry so you don't even get exposure

And nobody would ever put ANYTHING he asks of them in their portfolio if they wanna get hired.

Speaking of artists worst nightmare, has he paid anyone who did the art for the merch? Shirts, body pillow, I think he has a poster etc. or did he just take their art to profit off it without any compensation or credit?

 

[A Sign]

Is the sky blue? There's your answer.

 

[Cast Away]

at least even Chris Chan drew his own shit