Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[LordofCringe7206]

As predicted, Tammy orders a plain jane cheeseburger with ketchup. She doesn't like jalapenos, and says she prefers In-and-Out over Whattaburger because of the thousand island dressing (which makes sense since they drown their food in it). Also, someone convinced the people eating with Jack to dip their burger in their chocolate shake. Tammy cusses on stream, and they're all going to hell for ordering fries instead of onion rings.

What the hell is the whole point of these stupid "burger wars" that Jack likes to put on? Especially when you're visiting fast food restaurants of all places.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

why does she keep doing that with her tongue?

 

[captkrisma]

The windego isn't sated, so Jack makes another fucking stop for burgers. This time at Hamburger Heaven in Birmingham. For those not keeping score, Jack ate at Whattaburger approximately less than two hours before this stop. Jack's order looks to be double cheeseburger with extra mayo.

This is before Jack's scheduled stop at Baha Burgers in about one more hour.

 

[Zaryiu]

How does ketchup go rotten? You could bury a bottle in the desert like King Tut and dig it up a millennium later and it would still be the same.

Jack found a way

 

[captkrisma]

Jesus...I actually believe that Jack might just be taking a bite or two of the burgers and leaving. Next stop is in a few hours in Atlanta. Grindhouse is a chain in Atlanta (there's one in the airport as well), so it makes me kind of bummed that they're not hitting up Vortex for the 'Fat Elvis' burger. Double cheeseburger with fried banana, bacon, and peanut butter...right up Jack's alley.

Edit: Jack's path of burger destruction is likely taking him towards Charlotte, NC before they loop around and take highway 40 back to Nashville.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

"This is the yucky part; cleaning your grill. And it has to be done! Don't think you can burn it off and just walk away."

What is Jack's obsession with cleaning his grills? If he didn't leave such big chunks of meat in his cookers, he literally could just burn and brush the remaining debris off the grates.

 

[AnOminous]

i think he did mention that he was going to give away his leftovers to the homeless

Why does he even bother with that lie? Are we really supposed to believe he's walking up to some homeless dude with a cheeseburger with Jack drool and spittle on this mangled fucking thing that he ate like a filthy pig? If I were homeless I'd stab anyone doing that.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

If they want to be believable about not eating all of the food, and they're just doing a taste test, they should just split one instead of being wasteful pigs.

 

[JackDavis]

If they want to be believable about not eating all of the food, and they're just doing a taste test, they should just split one instead of being wasteful pigs.

They bought 2 burgers and 2 fries for 4 people. The other normal-ish couple ate their burger and fries while Jack/Tammy took 1 bite of the burger on camera, barely touched fries and sipped a milkshake on screen. Then assured us they weren't eating it all. Fucking self-conscious liars.

 

[Adamska]

Jack found a way

So my joke of him just having a warehouse filled with unsold product is true... fucking hell Jack that's a sign you need to revamp the formula. Hell, most products do that anyway... oh wait. Too Hard.

The windego isn't sated, so Jack makes another fucking stop for burgers. This time at Hamburger Heaven in Birmingham. For those not keeping score, Jack ate at Whattaburger approximately less than two hours before this stop. Jack's order looks to be double cheeseburger with extra mayo.

This is before Jack's scheduled stop at Baha Burgers in about one more hour.

Four goddamn burgers in the span of not even a couple hours apart... and of course he gets a meal slathered in mayo; Gobbling Jack needs to maximize his artery clogging potential to meet his yearly stroke quota. And then this comes in:

Jesus...I actually believe that Jack might just be taking a bite or two of the burgers and leaving. Next stop is in a few hours in Atlanta. Grindhouse is a chain in Atlanta (there's one in the airport as well), so it makes me kind of bummed that they're not hitting up Vortex for the 'Fat Elvis' burger. Double cheeseburger with fried banana, bacon, and peanut butter...right up Jack's alley.

Edit: Jack's path of burger destruction is likely taking him towards Charlotte, NC before they loop around and take highway 40 back to Nashville.

I'm actually gaining weight and feeling chest pain just from reading about Jack's Horkathon.

 

[DuckSucker]

Why does he even bother with that lie? Are we really supposed to believe he's walking up to some homeless dude with a cheeseburger with Jack drool and spittle on this mangled fucking thing that he ate like a filthy pig? If I were homeless I'd stab anyone doing that.

Seriously, just get a to-go box. Eat it later. Viewers are already second guessing your only eating one or two bites of hamburger at 5 places each in a day; nobody's buying that youre gonna give it to the homeless, and if they are, theyre cringing and hoping you wont.

Dude just take it home in a to-go box and say youre gonna eat it later or let Jr have some (Jack didnt think of this because he would choke Jr out if Jr even reached a hand out to take a fry off of Jack's plate--he would never let that happen). It saves face for you, and you dont have to lie and look like an idiot. Every other food reviewer Ive seen that tastes multiple items does this. Chow's Supertaster god rest his soul, did that.

 

[Gladatha]

Since father's day is right around the corner, I wonder if he's deliberately instigating a stroke by going on this ridiculous tour...

Maybe he's suicidal?

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

why does she keep doing that with her tongue?

She watched one too many nature documentaries.

"This is the yucky part; cleaning your grill. And it has to be done! Don't think you can burn it off and just walk away."

What is Jack's obsession with cleaning his grills? If he didn't leave such big chunks of meat in his cookers, he literally could just burn and brush the remaining debris off the grates.

He is obsessed with cleaning his grills because he can't keep feasting on human flesh if the feds find the evidence. Why do you think he has two dozen working grills setup in his backyard? It's so he can process an entire human carcass in one fell swoop.

 

[NeckyTheThumb]

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It's like Johnny Vegas with downs, and Roz from Monsters Inc.

 

[Rei is shit]

Ok, so if he's ordering a ton of food, taking a couple bites and then leaving the rest, how is that better? That's wasteful as fuck.

Some lucky homeless guy will get jacks leftovers. Its the christian thing to do.

 

[captkrisma]

Some lucky homeless guy will get jacks leftovers. Its the christian thing to do.

I bet he's going to make some kind of leftover stew like he did with random shit he threw into the crockpot.

 

[Aaway]

guy who has suffered two strokes, kidney stones, and lost the function in his arm is going on a week-long road trip eating nothing but burgers and fries

yeah sounds like a great idea

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Pre-stroke Jack doing his best impression of what will soon be three-stroke Jack.

 

[thedingledongle]

I hate this guy so fucking much.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

guy who has suffered two strokes, kidney stones, and lost the function in his arm is going on a week-long road trip eating nothing but burgers and fries

yeah sounds like a great idea

Jack could be the basis for an entire medical documentary called "This is what you shouldn't do after having a stroke".

Because my god, he has done literally everything you shouldn't do after you managed to survive not one, but two strokes. I don't understand how he hasn't already died, especially since he is still relatively close to when he had a stroke.