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The relationship between Phil and any platform not run by Amazon and Google would go sour at breakneck speed. I can't wait, but man archiving that is gonna be harder than present, I feel.

He'd be destroyed piecemeal by detractors, bitter that they admins won't cover for him when the dangerhairs catch a whiff of him, and bafflingly indignant that a podunk streaming service isn't going out and getting him ads and a streaming interface that enables max profit minimum risk begging. He would be, afterall, the star content creator on any platform smaller than Twitch/YT.

Like the YT/machinima fallout, only happening even faster because when he threatens to assault the site CEO, the CEO will actually see it.
 
Any of my fellow detractors have deep fake knowledge? There’s hundreds of hours of Phil footage out there. You could make your own Phil videos...
 
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That's from June of 2018, so it's far prior. But yes, that is Saru's actual account. Click on it at your own risk.
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Oh no I goofed. Sorry about the fake/old news. As punishment for my waste of a post, I will now subject myself to reading one (1) neggy story. Wish me luck, friends.

Edit: Sorry if you thought I was being an idiot. I was just laughing at myself for missing the date. <3
 
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Any of my fellow detractors have deep fake knowledge? There’s hundreds of hours of Phil footage out there. You could make your own Phil videos...
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You should check out dickstrokingphil on YouTube. Unfortunately they don't make videos anymore but they would take long winded Phil vlogs and edit them down plus make Phil say some funny stuff. They really knew how to read between the lines and cut out all the b.s.
 
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Hungrymandinner said:
Any of my fellow detractors have deep fake knowledge? There’s hundreds of hours of Phil footage out there. You could make your own Phil videos...
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While the idea is funny, it would require time.

If you currently want to fuck with DSP, use the current YouTube movement. They're removing ads from channels that spam, post repetetive videos, vulgar shit, odd stuff.
Would be quite easy to put DSP in with those on Twitter looking for such channels. More so if you link his videos where he threathens to beat a kid, tells Susan she should get fucked or raped, laughs about two genders or some shit. Easy stuff, so if you want a quick laugh this has better potential as he still gets a big chunk of money from his YouTube, and he falls in a few of those demonetising brackets.

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So I just checked Twitter, some guy beat me to the punch. If it's one of you, good idea with the tags and the video.

 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
While the idea is funny, it would require time.

If you currently want to fuck with DSP, use the current YouTube movement. They're removing ads from channels that spam, post repetetive videos, vulgar shit, odd stuff.
Would be quite easy to put DSP in with those on Twitter looking for such channels. More so if you link his videos where he threathens to beat a kid, tells Susan she should get fucked or raped, laughs about two genders or some shit. Easy stuff, so if you want a quick laugh this has better potential as he still gets a big chunk of money from his YouTube, and he falls in a few of those demonetiseing brackets.
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Funny thing is I don't think detractors even need to do anything at this point, Phil fucked himself and there's no way he could go through all his footage and find the offensive stuff at this point. I mean these new TOS have affected Boogie for god's sake, Phil is definitely going down at some point it's just a matter of who points them in that direction. Can't wait for that emergency stream.
 
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My god, he's begging hard today. Mentioned his financial situation 3 times within 20 minutes. Make that 4 times within 27 minutes.

-edit- Clip of every money talk segment during today's pre-stream, here:


















He also threw his mod ThatAnonyMouse under the bus. This was after someone who got recently banned sent a $10 tip, wishing DSP and the mod staff good luck in the future and saying that they will miss Anony. DSP then proceeded to tell the tipper that it was Anony who informed DSP about that person misbehaving outside of the streams which got them him banned. It sounded like it could be one of the mods, so MasterSaru or KingofgahlfHD, but I'm not sure. Could also be that Dakkysmurf person.

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if there ever was a time to report him to twitch it`s now. for the last few months he was pushing his "tips only" scheme so that he gets all the money and twitch gets 0. i dont think that twitch is ok with that. he is using their platform and they get (almost) nothing out of it. he is basically trying to scam twitch out of their money.
 
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if there ever was a time to report him to twitch it`s now. for the last few months he was pushing his "tips only" scheme so that he gets all the money and twitch gets 0. i dont think that twitch is ok with that. he is using their platform and they get (almost) nothing out of it. he is basically trying to scam twitch out of their money.
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It's sadly the opposite. If Phil was begging for bits as much as he does for tips, there's a chance he'd get zapped. I wouldn't be surprised if he was warned about it a couple years ago.
 
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tomstone said:
if there ever was a time to report him to twitch it`s now. for the last few months he was pushing his "tips only" scheme so that he gets all the money and twitch gets 0. i dont think that twitch is ok with that. he is using their platform and they get (almost) nothing out of it. he is basically trying to scam twitch out of their money.
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I don't know if it's just me, but I've not been able to report him the previous few days I tried.

"A network error" on both the desktop and mobile versions of the site. Perhaps my IP is restricted from reporting due to the excessive amount of throwaway Twitch accounts I've created?
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Eugene Drizzledick said:
It's sadly the opposite. If Phil was begging for bits as much as he does for tips, there's a chance he'd get zapped. I wouldn't be surprised if he was warned about it a couple years ago.
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but twitch gets nothing out of the tips or am i wrong? why would they want someone using their servers and bandwith and get nothing out of it? for the last 3-4 months twitch missed out on around ~10000$. i think its worth a try to report, it only takes a minute. dsp has been boring as shit for the last years. a perma ban from twitch would result in an epic and fun dsp meltdown.

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I don't know if it's just me, but I've not been able to report him the previous few days I tried.

"A network error" on both the desktop and mobile versions of the site. Perhaps my IP is restricted from reporting due to the excessive amount of throwaway Twitch accounts I've created?
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worked for me, i just reported him. and i also made many accounts with this ip.
 
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Holy crap, Phil got the 100/100 nobles impressed in the swordfighting minigame at the beginning of FF9. Then he opted to redo the game and did it AGAIN. I've never been the type to care enough to try to do this, but from what I've read online it's nigh impossible. Multiple threads show up from a quick search with people saying they spent hours trying to get the 100/100. Did they make it easier on the version he's playing?
 
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but twitch gets nothing out of the tips or am i wrong? why would they want someone using their servers and bandwith and get nothing out of it? for the last 3-4 months twitch missed out on around ~10000$. i think its worth a try to report, it only takes a minute. dsp has been boring as shit for the last years. a perma ban from twitch would result in an epic and fun dsp meltdown.
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Hypothetical, if Phil makes $100 in tips and Twitch gets zero from that does he deserve a ban because Twitch didn't make money? What about Joe Schmoe who has 3 viewers and made no tips and no money for Twitch? Should Joe get banned for not making Twitch money?

Twitch operates at a loss. They aren't worried if someone is making tips. They are concerned with illegal content or someone saying or doing something that could bring legal ramifications.
 
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Holy crap, Phil got the 100/100 nobles impressed in the swordfighting minigame at the beginning of FF9. Then he opted to redo the game and did it AGAIN. I've never been the type to care enough to try to do this, but from what I've read online it's nigh impossible. Multiple threads show up from a quick search with people saying they spent hours trying to get the 100/100. Did they make it easier on the version he's playing?
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Seems to me that it's easier to impress 100 nobles in this version. I had some issues with the button prompts, since I'm not familiar with the XBox controller (going by muscle memory the entire time), so I screwed it up a few times, but as soon as I completed the duel without making a mistake -...
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