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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome said:
I don't see how anyone can tolerate the unbearable tedium of Philip playing a JRPG. He text to speeches the dialogue if it isn't voiced with his zero talent mush mouth slurring words. Whenever he encounters the slightest obstacle he just grinds levels so he can face tank with no thought. They are slow games even when played competantly so when he ruins one he just pauses and "interacts" with chat who hold his hand. Even restreams don't help this drizzling shit.
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He's done this with all jRPGs. Like 99% of games, Phil doesn't want to actually play them.

TheKatIsNowGone said:
Someone told him about being able to play at double speed through the whole game so now he's basically speed running it. Honestly from what I've seen this version of Final Fantasy IX is for people who can't be bothered actually playing Final Fantasy IX and don't want the game wasting their precious time. Mind you Chrono Cross had a feature like double time, but it was only unlocked after you beat the game. I just honestly don't understand why you'd want to rush through a JRPG... They're sort of games about relaxing and taking your time.
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If you really want to speed through these games, it's fastest with an emulator at super speed. These versions are mostly for playing in 3D instead of 2D, and for the PSX games, avoiding the horrible loading times. Unfortunately, most of these ports are sloppily put together, which IX falls into. If only they all got the tender treatment that IV got with the PSP version.
 
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from david davidson on twitter :
"Phil, have you pre-ordered Death Stranding yet?" "Uhm, I have no money to pay for video games now, I dont have money to pay for video games in September, October, November." HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

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also please rt this : https://twitter.com/OceanoftheSun/status/1136733828775653376
 
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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome said:
I'm tapping out after he game over'd on the Trance tutorial fight & the 1st boss while complaining it's "unfair" despite the fact you can kill it in one round with a level 1 party.
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Funny how my friends and I were able to beat it when we were ten but I guess we didn't have online lag or dropped inputs or whatever the fuck else
 
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SowonNation said:
marc_murphy splashing his disability-check on Phillip today.

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Just from stepping through the Twitch VOD quickly before Phil disappeared it, this dumbass tipped at least $260 today :lol:

Adamska said:
My best guess is he really wants to go on "vacation" again, since until I legit see him genuinely bitch about debt collection that's what it is. Until I get that proof; it's just the Pig tricking his new Omegacuck to fund his short-term wants.
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Could be this. Could also be the federal tax payment plus whatever shit he's trying to pull with the CT condo, plus the upcoming quarterly payment in July. The other thing to keep in mind is that he's fucking over himself next month if he keeps discouraging cheers and subs by saying "GIVE ME TIPS". He's basically setting up (or locking in, really) a different financial difficulty cycle where he has to beg and plead for tips each month until the Twitch and Youtube payments arrive.
 
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So I took a quick look at this retard marc_murphy and I really wonder if it's a charge back waiting to happen.

[2019-03-12 18:12:11 UTC] marc_murphy: the only extra step your taking to raise taxes is unban trolls, as you know they'll tip and cheer you to get their trolling read. your marathons etc dont count you do them all the time

[2019-03-12 18:13:10 UTC] marc_murphy: maybe do another fapping marathon

[2019-03-12 18:18:50 UTC] marc_murphy: whipping yourself stupid like the divinci code monk for a marathon would bring in lots of tips

[2019-03-14 01:15:50 UTC] marc_murphy: can we watch the fapping stream please and hear some khamentary

[2019-04-05 23:54:38 UTC] marc_murphy: phil did budget he did everything right he did nothing wrong it was his tax guy he was bugged pretty much
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There is not much more, he doesn't chat too much. Yet he constantly is begging for a gifted sub. I wonder why beg for a sub yet drop this much money?
 
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He got like $400 on Wednesday, and it's like it never happened. If I was a naive sucker, how far behind in his bills am I supposed to think DSP is that extra hundreds of dollars aren't enough?
 
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actually said:
Just from stepping through the Twitch VOD quickly before Phil disappeared it, this dumbass tipped at least $260 today :lol:



Could be this. Could also be the federal tax payment plus whatever shit he's trying to pull with the CT condo, plus the upcoming quarterly payment in July. The other thing to keep in mind is that he's fucking over himself next month if he keeps discouraging cheers and subs by saying "GIVE ME TIPS". He's basically setting up (or locking in, really) a different financial difficulty cycle where he has to beg and plead for tips each month until the Twitch and Youtube payments arrive.
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The Q2 Estimated Income Tax due date is June 15th. Q1 is January, February, March and payment is April 15th; Q2 is April, May and payment is June 15th; Q3 is June, July, August and payment is September 15th; Q4 is September, October, November, December and payment is the following January 15th.

Of course he could just keep skipping payments thinking Future Phil can deal with scraping it all together with begging by next April. . .again. Still, it's interesting that he's pulling out all stops in his tips begging in the week leading up to his Q2 payment date screaming about how the sky is falling. Maybe fat boi was just coasting until he had a ginpiphany the other night and realized he owes the government an installment on his 2019 Federal Income Tax liability in like a week?
 
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tomstone said:
but twitch gets nothing out of the tips or am i wrong? why would they want someone using their servers and bandwith and get nothing out of it? for the last 3-4 months twitch missed out on around ~10000$. i think its worth a try to report, it only takes a minute. dsp has been boring as shit for the last years. a perma ban from twitch would result in an epic and fun dsp meltdown.
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I've looked through channels using the Twitch API. At any given point in time there are approximately 25,000 channels streaming and 20,000-22,500 of them have literally 0 viewers. Twitch isn't kicking people off the platform for using resources and not making them any money because that would be retarded.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
The Q2 Estimated Income Tax due date is June 15th. Q1 is January, February, March and payment is April 15th; Q2 is April, May and payment is June 15th; Q3 is June, July, August and payment is September 15th; Q4 is September, October, November, December and payment is the following January 15th.
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Thanks for the correction on this. Really pushes me more towards the idea that he's trying to scramble and get enough money together for that quarterly payment.
 
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