How would the Farms find out if you were to die? - Or would you care if we never knew?

[ES 148]

The world would get a bit less cool.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Please try not to off yourself, I hate it when my people give up.

Your people? he's not your nigger you do not own @J A N D E K you racist cunt.

 

[big ol' idiot]

In my will I'll state that my most trusted friend logs in and posts "not even death can contain my shitposting"

 

[Recoil]

Your people? he's not your nigger you do not own @J A N D E K you racist cunt.

 

[Rat Speaker]

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Racist. Cunt.

 

[Recoil]

Racist. Cunt.

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[Vlinny-kun]

If I were to die, there would be no way to anybody to know because nobody in my life irl knows I post here to tell you about it and I'm uncomfortable with sharing my personal problems with the internet. You'll just see the "last seen" date get farther and farther away. Thats probably how I'd want to go anyway, an internet cyberbully till the end.

 

[Rat Speaker]

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Die pixel dog die.

 

[Recoil]

Die pixel dog die.

 

[CWCissey]

The Farms will never find out.

Trust me, this is the fourth person to use this account.

 

[melty]

@melty did you know that I post here?

I had an idea

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

I doubt hardly anyone would notice if I were to stop posting tomorrow.

I decided to test this. I stopped posting Friday and as expected nobody noticed.
Science!

 

[Eto]

I actually used to wonder about how people online would know if I'm dead. One idea I came up with is that if I disappear for a month or two without disclosing it, consider me dead. I know people on the Kiwi Discord that can probably confirm it.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I actually used to wonder about how people online would know if I'm dead. One idea I came up with is that if I disappear for a month or two without disclosing it, consider me dead. I know people on the Kiwi Discord that can probably confirm it.

To give a serious answer to this, if someone thinks the farms would care if they were dead and gone is to leave a proviso in a living will that in the event of your untimely demise the executor of the estate would be required to submit a notice to either the admins or publicly in a thread. Maybe include the death certificate or something. That is probably best way, but would require being proactive about it.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

To give a serious answer to this, if someone thinks the farms would care if they were dead and gone is to leave a proviso in a living will that in the event of your untimely demise the executor of the estate would be required to submit a notice to either the admins or publicly in a thread. Maybe include the death certificate or something. That is probably best way, but would require being proactive about it.

Also make sure to leave your dox so we can make fun of you postmortem