Laughable wikiHow guides

[SU 390]

That is the face of a guy who has recently snapped, and he's congratulating the other him of ridding him of his tormentors.

Yes, this.

 

[Meowthkip]

http://www.wikihow.com/Choose-a-Dog

This is some high concept art and I think I love it.

 

[Heretics on Holiday]

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Evil

 

[Foulmouth]

2 Cut off your nose,There's nothing a girl wants more than a guy with no nose and huge mouth.

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Join-Groups-on-Facebook

 

[SU 390]

http://www.wikihow.com/Join-Groups-on-Facebook

Umm...what?

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Girls-Crazy-for-You

This been posted yet?

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"I'm just like Chad Thundercock now. Can I fuck you in the pussy?"

 

[TM Ambrose]

http://www.wikihow.com/Defend-Against-a-Knife-Attack
Step 9. Basically says the whole article is garbage.

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Knife-in-a-Combative-Situation
Another really good knife related guide/

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Do-a-Cool-Calculator-Trick

 

[Dollars2010]

How to Bathe a Kitten

 

[Bucharest]

How To Be Successful In Middle School (Girls)
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Successful-in-Middle-School-(Girls)

Step one: be a knock-off Jimmy Neutron character. Have a freakishly long neck.

How To Draw a Swastika
http://www.wikihow.com/Draw-a-Swastika

Fuck. I'm in way over my head here.

 

[SU 390]

http://www.wikihow.com/Defend-Against-a-Knife-Attack
Step 9. Basically says the whole article is garbage.

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Knife-in-a-Combative-Situation
Another really good knife related guide/

Why does the guy on the left look like a combination of Sylvester Stallone and Ryu from Street Fighter? The guy on the right looks like he's enjoying the situation in a creepy way.

 

[Kusottare]

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-in-Love-With-a-Person-You'll-Never-Meet

"You break up my relationship? I'll break up your face."

 

[Le Bateleur]

http://m.wikihow.com/Throw-a-Weaboo-Party

 

[Kusottare]

http://m.wikihow.com/Throw-a-Weaboo-Party

Dance to J-pop! Learn some Vocaloid dances, and grab some leeks and spin them around!

I am shocked and appalled.

 

[Randall Fragg]

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Evil

So, apparently being evil involves donning the Pink Shirt of Chaos.

 

[Dollars2010]

How to Identify Fanservice in Anime

 

[Randall Fragg]

How to Identify Fanservice in Anime

Apparently looking like a cross-eyed retard and shoving a popsicle into your face counts as fan-service in Japan.
Goddamn-it Japan.
EDIT: Are wikihow's users so autistic they can't tell when something is supposed to be a cheap attempt at inciting boners in the audience? Like, "Hmm, their's a bunch of jap cartoon boobies and pannyshots, but I just don't know whether the writers were jacking off to this when they made it."

 

[Kusottare]

How to Identify Fanservice in Anime

I just like how both of his eyes are looking in different directions.
"God dammit, I need to get a job."
"NO JIM WE NEED TO WATCH THE PORN CARTOONS"

 

[Randall Fragg]

I just like how both of his eyes are looking in different directions.
"God dammit, I need to get a job."
"NO JIM WE NEED TO WATCH THE PORN CARTOONS"

He's putting so much thought into it that he's given himself a stroke.
Also, I really don't want to think about what his right hand is doing.

 

[Bucharest]

How To Deal With Parents That Don't Like Your Subculture
http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-Parents-That-Don't-Like-Your-Subculture

Son: "Das bolschewistische Ungeheuer, dem sie die europäischen Nationen ausliefern wollen, wird sie und ihre Völker dereinst selbst zerfetzen!"
Mother: "That's nice, dear."