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http://www.wikihow.com/Dress-Grunge
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http://www.wikihow.com/Stim-Discreetly
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CatParty said:
wikihow's love affair with club penguin continues
http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Modern-Club-Penguin-Society
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Prostitutes play Club Penguin?! *head explodes*

Adamska said:
Alright, now that I failed to take over the world with that Tyrant's guide, and sobbing into butter doesn't cut it anymore, so I consulted the Necronomicon, errr, Wikihow, and I ran into THIS:

How to Kiss Your Girlfriend in Middle School
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"Girlfriend and I are going to fuck kawaii desu ne style tonight! Wish us luck!"
You can see the confusion and pain in her eyes.

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http://www.wikihow.com/Tame-a-Rat
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http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Good-Brony
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She's laughing to hide the pain that her family was just eaten by that rat and its colony the other night.

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A brony who's black. Learn something new everyday.
 
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http://m.wikihow.com/Throw-a-Weaboo-Party
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Oh my god, I almost died.

I frequent my local asian grocer because they have awesome things like freshly made tofu and super cheap greens. I'm always the only white person in there and despite the fact nobody ever stares I always feel a bit awkward, like they must think I'm such a weeb.

The idea of a group of actual weebs invading the business of some poor, well-meaning asian person just cracks me up. It's like when Pixy spoke broken Japanese at a Chinese college professor. It might be different in other areas, but most of the asian grocers I've been to are Chinese or Korean, never Japanese. We do have one specialty Japanese grocer here, but they're tiny and charge about x 3 what the asian grocers do because they can. In their defence, they have awesome sake and everything you need to make kickass okonomiyaki.I can't help but admire how they exploit the weebs. It's always the weeb stuff they charge the most for (like the hello kitty chopsticks).
 
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How to Be a Workaholic

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The guy's eyes made me laugh so hard. "Yeah, yeah, uh huh, just give me death's sweet release."

How to Get Good Marks On Your Homework
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This one is pretty good because the advice on getting good marks is basically an afterthought. "Draw pretty pictures and be neat and pretty—OH YEAH YOU SHOULD DO WELL ON YOUR HOMEWORK THAT'S IMPORTANT TOO."

How to Drink Urine (Urophagia)

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I think I submitted this before, but it really deserves to be shown twice because holy shit they're telling you to drink pee and use it as mouthwash.
 
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http://www.wikihow.com/Spot-a-Ladyboy-in-Thailand

Look for traditionally male biological signs:
  • Meat and two Veg
  • Adam's apple
  • Modified facial features - male faces tend to be more angular
  • Large feet in comparison to height
  • Wide shoulders compared to hips. Men often have triangular shapes while women have hour glass shapes.
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Brilliant. If you can see a Thai woman has a cock and balls swinging around, they just might be a ladyboy. But to be absolutely sure, check to see if they have an Adam's apple or large feet too.
 
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